Just bought an 8th of coke from East End legend/joke Dave Courtney.

See song by Rancid 'David Courtney' for who he is!
"well all you mother****er, criminals will be suckers if you dont step aside for David Courtney"

How ****ed up is that? Thing is he's a proper geeky scrawny guy. I dont know how the **** he did that or even had the know how/balls to do it. I certainly wouldnt. I dont even do that stuff but its pretty impressive for him!

Just bought an 8th of coke from East End legend/joke Dave Courtney.

See song by Rancid 'David Courtney' for who he is!
"well all you mother****er, criminals will be suckers if you dont step aside for David Courtney"

How ****ed up is that? Thing is he's a proper geeky scrawny guy. I dont know how the **** he did that or even had the know how/balls to do it. I certainly wouldnt. I dont even do that stuff but its pretty impressive for him!

Courtney Is a wannabe gangster cunt!

Courtney Is a wannabe gangster cunt!

Yeah, thats why I put the joke part in there. I've seen his 'crews' calendar(yes they have a calendar). Its 'the firm' and various pics of tattooed guys pulling tough poses. Its pretty funny.

Still that is the last person i would expect my mate to even have a contact with. **** I didnt even realise he did that stuff ( he did it a few years back when we were out). He looks like Rodders in Only falls and Horses.

I'm gonna have to buy him a beer just for that!

I live right near Dave Courtney. He seems to be a bit of a show-off.

Yeah with all the sovereigns n ****. he's probably a proper ****** but can pay hard bastards to look after him so he becomes tough by association


*In Gangster terms, he's tougher than me no doubt!

Yeah no doubt he knows a lot of rough people but I think he does talk a lot of bull****. Hes been accused of being a grass aswell.