View Full Version : Time for some news updates


Purity
11-12-2003, 03:21 PM
well to kick things off, let's start with some justified justice:

http://imgfarm.com/images/ap/FUGITIVE_HEIR.sff_HTP105_20031111115918.jpg
this stable-minded humanitarian on the right was just pronounced innocent after shooting a guy in the face, chopping up the body, ditching town with 5 pounds of weed, coming back to retreive the head, getting arrested, skipping bail, and then being arrested again for shoplifting a $5 sandwich despite the fact that he had $500 in cash on him.

well at least he never dressed up like a woman and wasn't involved in other murders....otherwise it may be a bull**** call on the court's behalf.


either way, let's all take a look at the dumb**** prosecutor who couldn't prosecute the most obviously prosecutable ****nut on the planet






















http://imgfarm.com/images/ap/FUGITIVE_HEIR.sff_HTP107_20031111120316.jpg
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
can we say, "duh! what'd i do wrong???"

realkaps
11-12-2003, 03:23 PM
I think they had a story about that guy in Maxim a few months back. That is unbelieveable.....

realkaps
11-12-2003, 03:24 PM
Did he even get off on the drug charge?

Purity
11-12-2003, 03:36 PM
In a belated Veteran's Day tribute, let's all ignore these folks (http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/iraq/forces/casualties/) (whom we will just conveniently refer to as #'s instead) and all hone in on the only soldier on the planet:





















http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/11/11/people.lynch.book.reut/vert.lynch.cover.ap.jpg

The Jake
11-12-2003, 03:36 PM
I already complained about this. (http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15294) Yeah it's ****ing disgusting. How did they screw that up? I have no idea.

The murderer walking I mean.

- J.

Purity
11-12-2003, 03:53 PM
And in entertainment news,



http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/eo/20031111/capt.50cent.091003.jpg

the 50 cent is being sued by a photographer for having his bodyguards rough the guy up outside a jewelery store.

whereas it makes sense to be frustrated after getting an $18,000 watch because someone is taking your picture, it is determined to make even MORE sense that $21 million easily compensates the traumatic experience of being pushed to the ground.

Purity
11-12-2003, 04:09 PM
in today's "Nobody Gives a ****" headline:





http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/eo/20031111/capt.odonnell.100102.jpg
she's getting sued, she sued back, a couple mill here, a few more there, who ****ing cares, die.

ruffneck119
11-12-2003, 04:38 PM
Please god end this.

HockeyFighter
11-12-2003, 05:56 PM
Best thread eva!

****ing christ. And people wonder why I just want to shoot myself. Well it's because I live in this ****bag of a world.

HockeyFighter
11-12-2003, 06:01 PM
Anway **** rich people. **** Jessica Lynch although I would do her and **** Rossie Fatass