Right here.

So my best friend introduced me to this guy a couple of weeks ago...
He's the total package, I **** you not. He's beautiful. I've yet to find a flaw. We've spent alot of time together lately and well... I need some lovin'.
That is all.

I feel baffled and lost for words. :love:

That's great. Hope everything works out for you.

Thanks Tom. I knew I'd have your support.

By the way, I've missed you.

So tell him to give it up.......

I don't remember meeting you, are you stalking me?

I'm not going to tell him to give it up. I've only known him a couple of weeks.
I'd totally do him though.

Originally posted by Bella
Thanks Tom. I knew I'd have your support.

By the way, I've missed you.

Aww, i've been missed. Well, i did IM you a couple of times before, but you played me off, so i stopped trying. Yes, i forgive you, for ignoring me..

Originally posted by Tom
Aww, i've been missed. Well, i did IM you a couple of times before, but you played me off, so i stopped trying. Yes, i forgive you, for ignoring me..

I don't remember ever receiving any IMs from you.
I'm using a different name now. I don't know if you have it. I'm not online too much anyway. I'll PM you the name.

If you make the first move, he'll do you. (unless he's a ***** or a queer)

I'd do you with the quickness.

Originally posted by Bella
I'm not going to tell him to give it up. I've only known him a couple of weeks.
I'd totally do him though.

I think I speak for the majority of the forum when I say

"Lucky guy"

Damn...definitely.

i'll give it up

I agree

Yes, she is a lovely site

Hmmm...

Alright guys! Way to GO! Way to NOT have to make me move this thread....WAY TO GO!!!!!!!

changing my post was gay

GuyS? Plural? uuuhhhm no.

Anyway...that dude is definitely lucky as hell.

Originally posted by DragonZero
changing my post was gay

I didn't

well that's gay whoever did

I guess Bella dosen't want to go to the malt shoppe for root beer floats with me. :(

damn that sounds good i haven't had a rootbeer float in ages

Originally posted by Squezze
I guess Bella dosen't want to go to the malt shoppe for root beer floats with me. :(

Maybe Veronica will?

Originally posted by Bella
Right here.

So my best friend introduced me to this guy a couple of weeks ago...
He's the total package, I **** you not. He's beautiful. I've yet to find a flaw. We've spent alot of time together lately and well... I need some lovin'.
That is all.

I feel baffled and lost for words. :love:

next time you make out, just thrust your hips into him a lil. if he can't take the hint then you may not get what you were looking for....but at least you know that you're the boss in the relationship

Originally posted by LeftBench

I'd do you with the quickness.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You, me and Cesaro talk so much alike.

Originally posted by Bella
Right here.

So my best friend introduced me to this guy a couple of weeks ago...
He's the total package, I **** you not. He's beautiful. I've yet to find a flaw. We've spent alot of time together lately and well... I need some lovin'.
That is all.

I feel baffled and lost for words. :love:

Stop playing MMORPGs and get out there then!

As for finding flaws, he's just extra good at concealling them. Don't worry, women ALWAYS seem to find them.... :-/

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Stop playing MMORPGs and get out there then!

As for finding flaws, he's just extra good at concealling them. Don't worry, women ALWAYS seem to find them.... :-/

- J.

LOL...yeah, but we still love our guys anyways!!!

Please this is nothing. Try being me.

Hmm? Has he tried to get in your pants? 2 weeks, he seems to be moving slow unless you have been denying him to the cooter and he is now waiting for you to make the move

I wouldn't give it up unless she drove a really nice car, had lots of cash and bought me nice things.

It's really pretty simple. If he is a heterosexual man and you offer the cooter, he will take it. If he refuses, leave at once cause he is queer or one of the kool-aid drinking mofos who wants to wait for marriage....

Well, I got some decent advice I guess, however, I wasn't exactly looking for it. I was just talking, but of course, it's appreciated.
Trust me when I say, I know how to initiate sex.
I've only known the guy for a couple of weeks. We both just got out of serious relationships and neither of us are wanting to rush things.
I just get turned on when we kiss intimately.
BTW, he's still a virgin, which also turns me on for some reason.
I want to corrupt him a bit.

A virgin? How old is he?

21

Attention, it looks like we have a homo in the closet.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Attention, it looks like we have a homo in the closet.

that post next to that avatar made me laugh extremely ****ing hard :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

A homo because someone is 21 and still a virgin? You're an idiot for even making that comment.

I have to poop. BTW, i had a date saturday, and she told me that I was dismissed after dinner. i think it might be because I'm sporting a shiner.

omg if some donk told me that i was "dismissed" i'd spit right in her face and then just be like, "ok cool."

Oh my god 21 man. You would think by then it would be time for a hooker.

are you saying that you're considering hiring one finally?

No I'm 19

21?...either he is lame, gay, or super religious...

Your doomed no matter what

I was a virgin when I was 19....21 ain't that far off.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
21?...either he is lame, gay, or super religious...

Your doomed no matter what

Why does everyone think that?
He's far from lame. He's probably the nicest, most charming, guy I've ever had the chance to meet.
Gay, hardly. Why would he hang all over me and smooch all over me if he was gay?
Super religious, no.
He's just a good guy. It's not like he's never fooled around. He's just never had sex. It's that simple. If I could go back and wait, I would.

Originally posted by Purity
omg if some donk told me that i was "dismissed" i'd spit right in her face and then just be like, "ok cool."

I didn't spit on her, but I did say i was gonna go take a piss and then bailed so stuck her with an $80 dollar dinner bill. She'd had about 6 martini's so I bet she was pretty surprised when she got the bill. :)

Originally posted by Bella
If I could go back and wait, I would.
Honeslty -- me too. Good luck with it Bella.

I lost my virginity at 14 and my only regret is that I didn't bang every single chick I possibly could have.

Originally posted by Bella
He's probably the nicest I would never want to hear this.

Nice from a girl= lame

You maybe one of the few women in the US that likes "nice"...Nice guys finish last AKA at 21

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I was a virgin when I was 19....21 ain't that far off.

I'm not worried.

Don't make fun of the nice guys. I consider myself a nice guy. So what if he has never found the right girl he wanted to share sex with. Not a big deal as far as I am concerned. I had sex when I felt I was ready and with a girl I knew I loved. I would have waited until I was 40 for that to happen.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Don't make fun of the nice guys. I consider myself a nice guy. So what if he has never found the right girl he wanted to share sex with. Not a big deal as far as I am concerned. I had sex when I felt I was ready and with a girl I knew I loved. I would have waited until I was 40 for that to happen. No. Thats gay...totally different

Well **** you then

Nice guys are ****. Plain and simple. You ******* do nothing but whine, complain, and cry as alpha males like me run your ***** asses over and **** your women. It's no accident that nice guys come in last and end up bussing my tables.

Note, I said “WOMEN” saying youre nice= lame.


A woman doesn’t want a “nice” guy. If that was the case, woman would be gushing for church boys…

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I would never want to hear this.

Nice from a girl= lame

You maybe one of the few women in the US that likes "nice"...Nice guys finish last AKA at 21

Oh, you're just bitter because you're never called nice.
Me calling someone nice is a compliment. I really don't give out too many of them. Nice isn't the only compliment he's recieved from me anyway.
He's just totally hot and simply makes me melt when he looks at me.
And he is honestly just an all around great guy.
I've never been with a nice guy, so I'm totally enjoying him.

maybe he has a very looooowwwwwww libido?...could be? by the way? how normal is it for a guy to loose their erection while having sex for the first time in 2 weeks?

I think everyone is just upset this guy is going to get some from Linsey

Originally posted by Kato
maybe he has a very looooowwwwwww libido?...could be? by the way? how normal is it for a guy to loose their erection while having sex for the first time in 2 weeks?

I guess it depends on blood pressure, stress ect.

Sometimes it just happens

i get called nice all the time but people dont realize i want to bash in most peoples faces for no particular reason, and if there is one its because their life is better than mine.

i get called nice but i don't get laid, i don't think those two go hand in hand.

nice guys are the guys you swindle money from, not ****.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Note, I said “WOMEN” saying youre nice= lame.


A woman doesn’t want a “nice” guy. If that was the case, woman would be gushing for church boys…

all women are different but, in general, i don't think it's that women don't want NICE guys- women just don't want weak guys.
most guys that are "nice" in a woman's eyes are just kissing ass cause they're afraid to get rejected. in the end, girls write em off without realizing and go for guys that can be uglier, have less money, and total assholish attitudes simply because these guys have confidence (which girls see as the opposite as weak).

the strong girls like strong guys and the weak girls are too afraid to reject the strong guys. looks, money, and respect don't matter for **** in most cases.

if a girl does hook up with a "nice" guy it's probably because he's got confidence AND respect towards her. either that or she just has some fantasy to corrupt the lil *****-whipped huckleberry.

Originally posted by Bella
Oh, you're just bitter because you're never called nice.
Me calling someone nice is a compliment. I really don't give out too many of them. Nice isn't the only compliment he's recieved from me anyway.
He's just totally hot and simply makes me melt when he looks at me.
And he is honestly just an all around great guy.
I've never been with a nice guy, so I'm totally enjoying him. I was the nice guy...this is how I know

Nice from a woman is not a compliment. Its a easy push to the friendship zone. The Alpha male is what the women want and he is never described as nice.

Plus you never been with a nice guy simply cause youre not attacted to them. You have ran into a lot of them I bet, and had no interrest. You want one now cause its "different"

Im not saying he is not cool or not cool to kick it with...but nice is USUALLY not a turn on to women

Originally posted by Cesaro
i get called nice all the time but people dont realize i want to bash in most peoples faces for no particular reason, and if there is one its because their life is better than mine.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Me too.

Also, Creed is correct.

Originally posted by Purity
all women are different but, in general, i don't think it's that women don't want NICE guys- women just don't want weak guys.
most guys that are "nice" in a woman's eyes are just kissing ass cause they're afraid to get rejected. in the end, girls write em off without realizing and go for guys that can be uglier, have less money, and total assholish attitudes simply because these guys have confidence (which girls see as the opposite as weak).

the strong girls like strong guys and the weak girls are too afraid to reject the strong guys. looks, money, and respect don't matter for **** in most cases.

if a girl does hook up with a "nice" guy it's probably because he's got confidence AND respect towards her. either that or she just has some fantasy to corrupt the lil *****-whipped huckleberry. Youre the smartest ****er I know...

:)

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I was the nice guy...this is how I know

Nice from a woman is not a compliment. Its a easy push to the friendship zone. The Alpha male is what the women want and he is never described as nice.

Plus you never been with a nice guy simply cause youre not attacted to them. You have ran into a lot of them I bet, and had no interrest. You want one now cause its "different"

Im not saying he is not cool or not cool to kick it with...but nice is USUALLY not a turn on to women

Honestly, I'm not like most women.

I agree with Tony

Being a nice guy doesn't go hand in hand with getting rejected. It just happens that most nice guys are also too afraid to put the moves on

Take me for example, I am not a nice guy...I am a pig and a pervert. I don't get laid at all.

I think it works both ways... I believe humankind likes self efflicted pain and loves a challenge and that is why "nice" people finish last. I, however, do not fall in this category...

Originally posted by Cesaro
i get called nice all the time but people dont realize i want to bash in most peoples faces for no particular reason, and if there is one its because their life is better than mine.


and another classic cesaro post hits the boards.

there is alot of knowledge being dropped here i'd be charging mother ****ers

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Attention, it looks like we have a homo in the closet.

It was just a joke... :( Good luck Bella.

I lost mine at 15 only because no chick gave it up before, so what would I know.

chicks like guys who use lots of hair gel, wear wifeweaters, and drive IROCs and are alcoholics and addicted to some illicit substance.

i'm a nice guy who has the most basic hair cut of all time, wear plain shirts since i no longer have my chute boxe hoodie, drive a jeep cherokee and drink diet sprite.

i have no luck, never will. being a nice guy helps me out sometimes, but only with old people, and i don't want to **** geezers.

i'm nice and probably always will be, but it doesn't mean as i'm pumping my gas i'm not day-dreaming about busting the rich ****s head wide open that is getting out of his lexus suv, taking his wallet and having my way with his wife.

but i don't do it. i take my receipt out of the gas pump, get in the car, start it up, turn my elton john cd on and drive away like the ***** i am.

well i'm 2 for 5 is that ok

i havent ****ed in 4 years... i might as well be a virgin.

OMG bear you poor thing and here I am *****ing for me 2 weeks

Well, at least i am getting some action. My girl has soft lips and a velvet tongue.

But i think we will be jamming soon. I hope so dammit.

there is nothing better then good head...lol

And there's nothing worse than head given badly....

- J.

I'm guessing this guy is just a ugly ****er.

I am not reading all this thread as I am disgusted that you, Bella, you vision of all that is good about the female form, is sexually frustrated.

This a crime against both reason and humanity.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am not reading all this thread as I am disgusted that you, Bella, you vision of all that is good about the female form, is sexually frustrated.

This a crime against both reason and humanity.

If you're volunteering your services, it looks like you will have to take a number and step in line behind the number of sadly desperate males begging for sex on this board.

- J.

PS: No I am not amoung them. So don't even consider resorting to that lame comeback.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am not reading all this thread as I am disgusted that you, Bella, you vision of all that is good about the female form, is sexually frustrated.

This a crime against both reason and humanity.

very well put

I could please you better.

LOL @ this thread. Each person wants something different. I think Bella should keep going out with this guy if that's what she wants. He probably just hasn't found the right person yet. I am the one that corrupted my hubby....hehehehe....he was 20 and a virgin when we met and here we are, 18 years later.

I say,"Bella, ignore these folks. It was almost four weeks before hubby gave it up and I HAD to make the first move."

One never knows......:)

Originally posted by The Jake
And there's nothing worse than head given badly....

- J.

that is very true... by the way...if a girl has a over bite, would oral gratificatio be expected from her?

Nothing wrong with being a nice guy if you ask me. I consider myself a "nice guy", and although I went through a spell where I got ZERO lovin from anybody besides my hand, I think I'm doin pretty good right now. I've got a kickass girlfriend, and I probably get laid more often than any of the so called "playas" on this board. Every dog has his day. I'm proud to be one of those "nice guys that finish last".

Nothing wrong with being a virgin at 21 either. Hell, if I could have I would have waited longer.

Originally posted by The Jake
If you're volunteering your services, it looks like you will have to take a number and step in line behind the number of sadly desperate males begging for sex on this board.

- J.

PS: No I am not amoung them. So don't even consider resorting to that lame comeback.

I don't volunteer for anything my friend...I am like a mercenary, if the price is right, I am there...I think distance may place me out of the price bracket

Norcal pimp offered to pay for both of our airfare for a seldom/chelsea/blue dawg sandwhich. I think my rates are really quite reasonable. Just a few pints and club sandwhich and i'm hard as a rock and ready to go.

those sluts....


good **** Blue

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Norcal pimp offered to pay for both of our airfare for a seldom/chelsea/blue dawg sandwhich. I think my rates are really quite reasonable. Just a few pints and club sandwhich and i'm hard as a rock and ready to go.

I am cheaper than you Blue...just a few pints a bag of chips and I'm ready to rock

Wow is it when I have a thread about not getting laid nobody cares but when Bella does it, we have to have 5 pages. Plus she gets offers for sex. God dammit I give up.

Originally posted by Bella
Well, I got some decent advice I guess, however, I wasn't exactly looking for it. I was just talking, but of course, it's appreciated.
Trust me when I say, I know how to initiate sex.
I've only known the guy for a couple of weeks. We both just got out of serious relationships and neither of us are wanting to rush things.
I just get turned on when we kiss intimately.
BTW, he's still a virgin, which also turns me on for some reason.
I want to corrupt him a bit.


Hey Bella

I hope all goes well for you two, it sounds like you are happy right now. I want to see pic's of you 2 soon. I bet you guys look cute together. :)

Guys

Being called nice is never a bad thing. It really depends on the tone we take when saying it, I think. If we go like oh um yeah he's a nice guy, it's prob not a good thing. If we run and tell our girls how wonderful he is and how nice he is, then it's prob a really good thing. We just want to now that we will be treated like the princess we are. There is nothing wrong with being a nice guy. From what I hear from some of you dissing the nice guy, I say your pigs, and it's a wonder you get any tail at all.

Bella

Go on with your bad self and corrupt the innocent.
:devil

I'm with you G

I'm always available for a one nighter.

Originally posted by Gman
Wow is it when I have a thread about not getting laid nobody cares but when Bella does it, we have to have 5 pages. Plus she gets offers for sex. God dammit I give up.

Don't give up, just a find a site that has more girls than guys. You might get lucky then......

Many people still expect the man to take responsibility for initiating and ending sexual activity. Women are expected to be less sexually aggressive than men, even though we know that women's sexual feeling can be just as strong as men's.
What does all this rambling mean? My advice to you would be to take charge and you intiate the sex. I know that if I was 21 and still a virgin I would be a little scared to have sex for the first time with someone I cared about. What if it's not what she expected? What if I do it all wrong? Obviously he cares about you enough to confide in you that he is still a virgin. By being the one that intiates sexual contact, you can help him gain confidence by showing him his way. I know I would've liked to have somebody when I first started telling me what I was doing wrong and what she likes so I could satisfy her. So To summarize Bella: You make the first sexual moves, assure him that you understand that he is inexperienced and you will help him become experienced. Then you can have a good ole time. It's like when I was a little boy and was afraid to ride my bike, but when I learned how to do it good, I never wanted to stop.

Maybe this guy is bull****ting to get in to the sack with her. I mean it seems to be working.

Good call Gman. Maybe he gets more ass than we get air and this is the way he runs his game.

Good advice box banger......

As for you Gman, when/if you come to Michigan, Bzob and I will hook you up.

I have no idea.

Originally posted by Gman
Wow is it when I have a thread about not getting laid nobody cares but when Bella does it, we have to have 5 pages. Plus she gets offers for sex. God dammit I give up.

You gotta nice rack Gman, but you have offered neither pints, chips nor a club sandwhich.

Post a pic dawg lets see how big your rack is.

Against my better judgement, here it is.

I can see why you have to go to strippers. You look like Ruffnecks long lost borther.

He must be a very handsome man, anyway are you saying you're not gettin' me a club sandwhich? And, I told you, with only one relapse, I have forsaken stripclubs.

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BOOM?

Bella

Here is my opinion and experience;

There are 2 things to this scenario:
1- He is lying about being a virgin to get you all worked up and curious about being with a virgin, which it seems that is working. Then when you do have sex he'll blow your mind away since he isreally an experienced person and your dick wooped.

2- He is a virgin and here you will find your flaw about this guy. He will bust at arrival and not perform the way that you would like, he will be lame in bed and leave you looking for more. I hope that him being 21 works for his advantage and can perform several times in one night for your sake. But it will be a disappointment for you unless you are into the teaching others how to perform in bed.

I just wish you the best of luck and remember to still use protection regardless of what ever he says about being a virgin, because if he is lying and he has the cooties.........

Originally posted by Lei Tong
BOOM?

most def

Originally posted by Carlao
he has the cooties.........

tee-hee.... you said "cooties".

Bella died.

RIP

Rest in peace sweetie