Sex Sign Quiz (http://www.quizdiva.com/sexsignquiz.html)


Here is me:

Your Sex Sign is Scorpio!

If you've done it, you've aced it.
You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime.
You're great at talking dirty and getting down!
The catch: you never share.
One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it!

Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo!
You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary.
Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit...

Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive.
You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity.
You love kinky sex.
You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds.
Your favorite turn-on is watching ****o movies.

You are very physical and sexual in public.
You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours.
You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition.
Your personality is stormy and explosive.
You love to pick fights in hopes of having steamy make-up sex!

i agree to most of that.

Your Sex Sign is Sagittarius!
"**** and run" is your motto.
You're into almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve violence.
Sex with a new person is what gets you off most - so much so that you have a new lover every week!

Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into >one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion.

You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.

Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.

Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.


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I don't trust that.

- J.

I did that quiz until I saw the little pic of three guys screwing each other. I closed that as fast as I could.

Your Sex Sign is Cancer!
You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.

:lovers:

Actually, that fits me quite well.
Purity gave me a personality test over the phone not too long ago and I fell into the "pleaser" category, too.

I know. I rule.

You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!

Originally posted by Bella
Actually, that fits me quite well.
Purity gave me a personality test over the phone not too long ago and I fell into the "pleaser" category, too.

I know. I rule.

You pleased him over the telephone?

Originally posted by Tom
You pleased him over the telephone?

That made me laugh.

No. I didn't please him over the phone. He read a personality quiz to me and I gave him the answers. I was in the pleaser category... like my sex sign...
It said I was a pleaser, too.

Ahhh. Okay. Well, any time you want to try to please me over the phone, i will always listen.

So.. can I get your digits?

this is 100% wrong. and i didn't even read it all, just the first paragraph and its 1000000% wrong!

Your Sex Sign is Sagittarius!
"**** and run" is your motto.
You're into almost anything, as long as it doesn't involve violence.
Sex with a new person is what gets you off most - so much so that you have a new lover every week!

Sagittarius, you are completely irresistible.
And you fling yourself into >one thrilling affair after another.
You need constant sexual diversion.

You are comfortable with a one-night stand.
You'll walk out a lover's door without a second thought, and you can't be pinned down by anyone.
You are sexually high strung, and you are likely to seek sexual gratification before establishing emotional intimacy.

Sex is a game for you.
Unsurprisingly, you are drawn to athletic types - you like your lovers to sweat.
Sex for you is an animal experience.
You like anything and everything - oral sex, anal sex, threesomes, mutual masturbation.
Though you love energetic sex, you don't like it rough.

Far from being jealous of lover's old flames, you get aroused just hearing about them.
You press for all the juicy details.
You either marry often or never, but you rarely settle down.


Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!

Originally posted by Bella
That made me laugh.

No. I didn't please him over the phone. He read a personality quiz to me and I gave him the answers. I was in the pleaser category... like my sex sign...
It said I was a pleaser, too.

LOL

From what I know about you, that fits you perfectly

Originally posted by Tom
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!

i got this one too. it's not the months when i was born but it does describe me perfectly

Mine was a bunch of bollocks.

I'm much more inclined with the Scorpio response. I'm always bad at quizzes though. I very rarely score the same thing twice. I've sat political alignment quizzes on three seperate occasions and scored three entirely different results.

- J.

I can say that mine describes me completely

i like my penis.

I like my totona

Your Sex Sign is Cancer!

You're a total pleaser.
One sample of your touch, and anyone is hooked.
You're so good that you've gotten people off just with your incredible kissing.
You're a bit of a romantic, and you only have sex that's meaningful.

Cancer, you are a born pleaser.
Few people can resist your passionate, playful allure.
An incurable romantic, you adore being courted.
You'll do anything for a lover that sends you flowers or love tokens.

You like lots of cuddling, touching, and kissing.
You are a celebrated kisser.
You also like to touch and fondle yourself.
Typically, you learned to give yourself pleasure at a very young age.
As an adult, you are easily aroused and multi-orgasmic.
Mutual masturbation is very satisfying for you.

You are extremely aware of your sexual attraction.
You telegraph your sensuality with every move you make.
You have the most communicative body language of any sign.

You are very emotional, and you constantly need an emotional outlet.
Frequent sex seems to calm you down.
But you are old fashioned, and a quickie is not your style.
You prefer long, slow seductions, erotic masasages, and lots of oral sex.
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!

Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!

Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.

Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.

Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.

You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.

As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!




the only thing that is right, is Im GOOD at giving head

wait did ensanity just say he was good at giving head?

Originally posted by DragonZero
wait did ensanity just say he was good at giving head? yes....head to women.


Its called giving head if you do it to a woman.

I be clit commandin'

Your Sex Sign is Aries!
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had.
You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration.
You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.

Aries, you are headstrong, spolied, fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent.
You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are.
Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had.
When you get down, you don't leave out anything.

Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself.
One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm.
Sex with you is always exciting.
You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration.
You always deliver though!

You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor.
The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
Show the world your sex sign. Just cut and paste this code into your online journal, web site, or blog!