A while ago I was having PC problems, so I needed to re-format. I transfered most of the stuff onto another PC, but had to put about 50gb or so onto the laptop of a girl I know. A fair bit of that was ****.

I tried to transfer it back earlier, and it worked for most files, but for one of them it won't let me move it. It also won't let me delete it. When I right-click, I there is no 'delete', 'cut' or 'properties' option.

So, how do I get hardcore interracial gangbang bestiality Japanese gay lesbian S+M bondage femdom rape **** off of her laptop before she happens to stumble upon it?

She's always around when I'm on her laptop, so doing anything overly complicated might be a bit difficult.

lol, is this your girlfriend?

Bad move squire....

Nah, she's just a mate. But she'll take the piss about it forever...

Just ask her if she wants to reenact it.

Just ask her if she wants to reenact it.

I'm not sure where I could get a goat from at this time of night.

I'm not sure where I could get a goat from at this time of night.

Mile or Demdza. They wont let you down.

Mile or Demdza. They wont let you down.

Their rates are quite reasonable actually.

What with the credit crunch and **** they've had to drop their prices down to keep up with their big time competition.

Don't ask how I know this, it gets cold in them valleys and when there's no sheep around...ya know :blowjob::luvbed:

Be honest Peroxide, what species were you fisting when you broke your wrist?

You just gotta be straight with her.

Ask her if she'd like to watch it with you, you never know, she could be into the same sick and twisted ****.

Be honest Peroxide, what species were you fisting when you broke your wrist?

I wasn't actually fisting anything, seriously.

I fist sheep with my other hand, so let the fun and games continue I say! :luvbed:

You just gotta be straight with her.

Ask her if she'd like to watch it with you, you never know, she could be into the same sick and twisted ****.

I'm with you.

Just be straight up and tell her you didn't want to lose it as it was one of your favourites.

I promise you she will show some kind of interest in it when you say it's a classic, then all you have to do is cross your fingers and hope she either laughs or gets turned on.

If she laughs just laugh with her and say you were joking and make up some **** about "must have been for giggles when you downloaded it".

If she gets all kinky you need to **** that ***** senseless, in the ****ter too if at all possible.

That way, you get your ****o back, and a good **** too. Maybe even a **** buddy for the future.

Think of the possibilities here son, a golden oppurtunity has fallen into your lap, make a man proud.

Start,

My Computer,

C Drive,

Program files,

System 32,

Select all files,

Right click and delete.

That should do the trick.

Maybe you could accidentaly drop it out of a moving car?

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if you cant delete it i would move it into a folder that you know she will never go into. that should buy u some time. You called also try and pin it on her and say what is this i didnt know you were into to this kinda thing and then say your my type of girl.

Tell her someone must have hacked into her computer and downloaded the **** onto her hard drive.

This especially works if they aren't very knowledgeable with computers.

yeah say she had a Trojan or something, and that it downloaded the **** to her computer so it could use it as a PC to upload spyware.

Say you can help her with this problem by re-formatting her computer for her.

Say it was a trojan that caused you to re-format it in the first place.

Lol, nah she knows that I stored **** on there, she glanced at the screen the other day when I was moving a file called 'Gangbang Girl':D

Hopefully what Red Army suggested will work, if not there's a program that someone linked me to so I should be able to sort it out.

Lol, nah she knows that I stored **** on there, she glanced at the screen the other day when I was moving a file called 'Gangbang Girl':D

Hopefully what Red Army suggested will work, if not there's a program that someone linked me to so I should be able to sort it out.

That "someone" sounds like a cool guy, if you ask me.

my girlfriend once done a history search on my computer.

'How much **** have you looked at......christ'

to which I replied 'You weren't here'

I know a guy who says he has never looked and **** and he thinks wanking is gay. No mate...you're gay and a severe bumming is on the horizon.

Lol, nah she knows that I stored **** on there, she glanced at the screen the other day when I was moving a file called 'Gangbang Girl':D

Hopefully what Red Army suggested will work, if not there's a program that someone linked me to so I should be able to sort it out.

:lol1: I hope you was joking when you said that.

If you did that you would have to re install windows :lol1:.

So if I had tried what you said it would've messed up the laptop?

LOL, lucky I didn't try it then...

So if I had tried what you said it would've messed up the laptop?

LOL, lucky I didn't try it then...

Yeah :lol1: XP wouldn't load up.

Kill her.
.........

You sure its your file and not her own secret **** stash?

Moofo got banned? I'm guessing he went a bit mad after Roy Jones lost? It was probably pretty funny so I'm sad to have missed it.

Anyway, I realised what the problem was.

Because I wanted the **** hidden, I had put it inside a folder, then put that inside a folder full of other folders, which was then inside of other folders etc.

Apparently this meant that when I was moving files from one place to another, the destination was too long to process, or some crap like that.

The problem has now been solved, and she'll never know of my love for one-armed midget ****.

Did my tip work?

Moofo got banned? I'm guessing he went a bit mad after Roy Jones lost? It was probably pretty funny so I'm sad to have missed it.

Anyway, I realised what the problem was.

Because I wanted the **** hidden, I had put it inside a folder, then put that inside a folder full of other folders, which was then inside of other folders etc.

Apparently this meant that when I was moving files from one place to another, the destination was too long to process, or some crap like that.

The problem has now been solved, and she'll never know of my love for one-armed midget ****.

I love a good ending.

I think I ended up losing all the salvaged **** anyway when my portable hard drive broke a year ago.

Put just hide it in a folder labeled "Not ****." She'd never look in there.

Limey Lounge used to be popular. Go back about 50 pages.

I used to save and file **** vids and pics. Would go through and label them all neatly. Sick perverted bastard. :nonono:

No pics of flat mate?

Watch video with her = profit?????