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The Ensanity
11-10-2003, 07:56 PM
Email title: Very IMPORTANT QUESTION


Dear Mr. Starburst,



Your candies kick ass. It like a party in my mouth every time I eat one. So much flavor in a little candy is mind-blowing.



The reason Im writing this letter is to ask a VERY serious question. If a Starburst were to turn human, what would they look like? Would they still be flavorful? If it was a guy, and I still want to taste him, would I be considered gay?



Thank you for reading a letter from a fan in the 21-25 age demographic.



Sincerely,



Charles Plaine
Fallout
11-10-2003, 08:02 PM
I will never be able to eat a starburst without laughing again
astroboy
11-10-2003, 10:58 PM
hahahahaha

you ***
The Jake
11-10-2003, 10:59 PM
Almost as funny as Tanner's letter to Rickson Gracie.

- J.
DragonZero
11-10-2003, 11:01 PM
hahahahahhaahahhaa you are so gay
astroboy
11-10-2003, 11:02 PM
dont be gay sparkie

dont be gay
Bella
11-10-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Creed
I will never be able to eat a starburst without laughing again
VulgarTheClown
11-11-2003, 12:07 AM
what was Tanners letter to Rickson?
Fallout
11-11-2003, 12:39 AM
he wanted to be a GI Model

he sent him that picture of him in his Rickson Gracie Gi, sucking on his finger
Fury Dragon
11-11-2003, 12:41 AM
hahahahahah wow, both are priceless. hahahahah.
The Jake
11-11-2003, 05:57 AM
Tanner emailed Rickson asking if he could model gis for him and sent in several pictures of himself, wearing the gi, rubbing his nipples, sucking his finger, etc.

Classy stuff really.

- J.
VulgarTheClown
11-11-2003, 08:31 AM
did he get a reply?
Kamino
11-11-2003, 03:17 PM
Yes you dickspasm.
Purity
11-11-2003, 03:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

dude he called you a dickspasm!!
DragonZero
11-11-2003, 03:35 PM
tanners pics...


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/303501/47b3da34b3127cce960f42c664d800000016102.jpg


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/303501/47b3da34b3127cce960f5d8f24060000001610.jpg


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-7/303501/47b3da34b3127cce960f4de2a5530000001610.jpg




i modified these a while ago but the pic is the same
The Jake
11-11-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
did he get a reply?

He got an automated reply but not a real one IIRC.

- J.