It is about time Global had a fashion section...for all those awkward moments were you aren't quite sure, come here and fire away. Me and my team of style guru's will endeavour to solve your every fashion mistake and misunderstanding...

Should your socks match your shoes or your slacks?

Your shoes should match your belt. For instance, a brown belt = brown shoes. IN this case your socks would be dark as they are meant to match your shoes. However this can be altered slightly if wearing light coloured slacks, where a lighter shade of sock can be worn. However, sports socks should never, EVER be worn with slacks and shoes.

and they say i make **** threads haahahahah

This is a service that Global has needed for a long time my friend...soon I will start a hair and skin care thread also...I hope to have actual rooms for this sson

please tell me your joking?

what am I doing wrong fashion wise?

I am dead serious mate!

Just cause I am straight, doesn't mean I can't be well groomed and immaculately dressed...this is something I would like to spread to all my fellow Global members

Originally posted by Gman
what am I doing wrong fashion wise?




just being you is a fashion mistake

Seldom, you must be a fellow metrosexual. Congrats on your exquisite fashion eye. BTW, your socks should match your slacks. Navy blue suit with black shoes and belt means you should be wearing navy blue socks.

Originally posted by DragonZero
just being you is a fashion mistake

you are retarded

Originally posted by Gman
what am I doing wrong fashion wise?

Gman...this year, it is all about, what I like to call, the scruffy casual look. T shirts are fine, as long as they are not baggy like flour sacks, and jeans that give you room to move in them are highly recommended.

If you are looking for a more 'professional' image, a quality suit, Armani, Dior etc, cut to emphasise the good in your body shape, is always a winner. For you, I suggest the thinning effect of pin stripes...

thank you

yep he's a gay ass metrosexual. Kill him now.

lame

Gman, after all I have done for you...given you pearls of wisdom to ensure your future success with the ladies...and this is how you repay me..

Originally posted by Gman
yep he's a gay ass metrosexual. Kill him now.

I wonder who's gotten more poontang, the gay ass metrosexuals, or the fashionably challanged Gman? hmmmmm

Oh come on we all know how I dress has nothing to do with it.

here here! I am trying to impart some of my wisdom on these ingrates...I am glad you see what the score is Zen...we should go hit the bars for a beer...the expensive, imported kind of course!

I got an idea! Lets post in the mma forum instead.

Originally posted by Gman
Oh come on we all know how I dress has nothing to do with it.

You have so much to learn. I guaran****ingtee that if you started dressing nice, women would notice. I would bet my ****ing life on it. Women care about that **** trust me, it may not get you laid, but it will put you on the right track.

Yeah I could go the express for men and get some nice button up shirts and wear a beanie from the gap and some nice faded jeans.

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah I could go the express for men and get some nice button up shirts and wear a beanie from the gap and some nice faded jeans.

Now you are thinking with your head Gman...you have taken the first step to a much more 'fulfilling' life

Rule 1- Never shop at the Gap. Other than that you've got the right idea.

There is hope for little Gman yet *wipes tear from cheek*

No. I'm going to wear dark baggy jeans. Full contact fighter t-shirts and my tapout hat. I'm not going to carry a messager bag. I won't wear any stupid emo glasses. I'll wear my glasses when I have to drive or read off the board in school.

You are killing me here...

Why should I dress like that? Give one solid reason why I should.

You don't have to do anything mate...but your whinging about no action is kind of repetitive...thought perhaps you may want to try another angle...your call though

Originally posted by seldomTap
I am dead serious mate!

Just cause I am straight, doesn't mean I can't be well groomed and immaculately dressed...this is something I would like to spread to all my fellow Global members

And a woman does appreciate a well dressed man.:)

Originally posted by Gman
Why should I dress like that? Give one solid reason why I should.

To get yourself laid.....eventually. Trust me on this one......ladies love men who take care of their appearance.

Yeah but you should know that I don' like that kind of woman that would care about what the **** I wear.

Hookers dont care what you wear......

Originally posted by Gman
Yeah but you should know that I don' like that kind of woman that would care about what the **** I wear.

This is where men go so wrong, so often. I care what women wear, take Canada's finest export Pamela Anderson and put her in a mumu(sp) and she's no longer quite as fine.

We care, so do women. To say you don't care about appearance is pure bull****, and your clothing is an integral part of your appearance.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Your shoes should match your belt. For instance, a brown belt = brown shoes. IN this case your socks would be dark as they are meant to match your shoes. However this can be altered slightly if wearing light coloured slacks, where a lighter shade of sock can be worn. However, sports socks should never, EVER be worn with slacks and shoes.

What about when the socks are fully hidden by your footwear and pants? I frequently wear white and red polkadot socks which are concealled by my black leather GPs quite nicely....

- J.

Originally posted by madcrewmom
To get yourself laid.....eventually. Trust me on this one......ladies love men who take care of their appearance.

Gman is doomed.

- J.