The Anjo Gang

Mr Kaneko brings his record to 3-1 with a win over Bust My Face. Bust my face came out agressive but couldn't penetrate Kaneko's defense. From there Mr Kaneko landed grazing blow after grazing blow when the ref jumped in to stop it. Record 3-1 Rank 1338

Jijii lost a hard fought battle against Killer Clown. The fight went into the 3rd with a give and take fight. Jijii's cardio aparently sucks and it will be worked on. Record 2-4 Rank 1272

Kakihara Didn't have a fight this event.


Team Vulgar

Oderus Urungus came out in a good momentum and kept the first round even till Tom got a straight armbar sub attempt, Oderus slipped out and the bell rang. after the first round Oderus was shot, toatly winded. Tom capitalized on this and dropped him with a suplex and took a heel hook for the win. Record 2-3 Rank 1275

Berzerker is on a stream line for the up and comming amateur list making his 5th win today over THE JUDGE. The fight started out with THE JUDGE rushing at Berzerker only to have his momentum stopped when Berzerker stunned him with a good leg kick. From there THE JUDGE tried his best to take down and submit Berzerker but it just didn't happen. Berzerker took him down with the lateral drop and applied the can-opener for the tap. Record 5-4 Rank 1082

Krangor gets the TKO victory over Jesus Christ. Thats right guys Krangor beat up the lord and savior. I guess he was just sacrificing himself for your sins again. Krangor passes Jesus's guard into the side and pounded him out with forearm strikes till he tapped. Record 6-3 Rank1025

Vulgar just keeps on lightin up opponents. Won Kwan Bopsa was no exception to this. Vulgars strikes just keep gettin better and better. and his fights keep ending by TKO. This fight doesn't even need a recap, just imagine a lighting storm, and everytime the lighting hits the ground that was Won Kwan Bopsa gettin hit with something till the ref jumped in and saved his life. Record 9-0 Rank 1008

CornerGracie defeats Max Hardcore in there 3rd fight by can opener neck crank very early in the first. CornerGracie takes the series with 2 of 3 wins by submission. Record 4-1 Rank 1214

Intrepid Ryan Howard takes the W in his fight with GabeCN Amateur Fighter ending it early in the 3rd round by ref stoppage. Throughout the fight GabeCN just couldn't penetrate Ryan's defenses and in the 2nd round Ryan just started letting loose on Gabe, that was the beginning of the end. Record 3-1 Rank 1325

ShNiZzLe ThE wHiZzLe has hit a bad patch of luck racking up his 4th loss today. He came in and was doing well till he got staggered with a solid shot to the face. That hit just took everything out of him and the ref stopped the fight in the first seconds of the 2nd round. Record 8-4 Rank 737

nobody cares

stop eatting pudding and get your ass out of that chair fat boy.

hit the gym, lift some weights, drink some whey, take some sups, lose the fat. then talk to me.

till then you are not allowed to speak.

ok this coming from mr.mantits

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
stop eatting pudding and get your ass out of that chair fat boy.

hit the gym, lift some weights, drink some whey, take some sups, lose the fat. then talk to me.

till then you are not allowed to speak.

First off I'm 248, I've got back to lifting this week, I don't take protein and crap like that because I don't need it and I have a tourny this weekend so I have been training. What up now?

Excuse me Mr. Stark, but don't you think that is better that you start one thread entitled E-Tapout where you can post all of your exciting day by day fights instead of spamming OT with a thread like this everyday?

I dont think I even had a fight.....

nope

I accepted your challenge dragon, I need another win......

lol not this time your gettin your ass kicked

bam.

Although your Etapout character Vulgar has somewhat of an impressive streak going...it's etapout....and no one gives a flying **** about whether your characters win or not, or about this gay little fantasy world you've come up with.

boom

p-twing

**** e-Tap. Tap deez nutz.

Ouch, this thread is copping a beating worse than any RPG thread of mine has started.

Get the hint Vulgar. Nobody cares. Please confine these bull**** posts to the one thread.

- J.

NOW I WILL POST A THREAD FOR EACH CHARACTER!!!!

AHHAHAHAH YOU OPENED UP THE FLOOD GATES NOW!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
NOW I WILL POST A THREAD FOR EACH CHARACTER!!!!

AHHAHAHAH YOU OPENED UP THE FLOOD GATES NOW!

Until someone gets invariably pissed off enough and just bans you to save themselves the headache.

- J.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
NOW I WILL POST A THREAD FOR EACH CHARACTER!!!!

AHHAHAHAH YOU OPENED UP THE FLOOD GATES NOW!

and I'll close them

Originally posted by The Jake
Ouch, this thread is copping a beating worse than any RPG thread of mine has started.

Get the hint Vulgar. Nobody cares. Please confine these bull**** posts to the one thread.

- J.

Couldn't agree more. I have politely asked our feathered friend to post all this exciting "pretend fighting" to one thread.

And I'll re-open them, he aint breakin any rules. If you dont like the E-tapout threads, dont open them, easy as that......

Only one thread per event please Ben......

i only do 1 per event

these asshats jut wanna cry cause there fighters SUCK!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i only do 1 per event

these asshats jut wanna cry cause there fighters SUCK!

No, we're crying because you **** us to tears.

- J.

**** you to tears....

i do not **** in public. only on my toilet at home.

Every goddamn day we have to see these eTapout threads. Holy ****, nobody cares. Confine it all to one thread or something. It's ****ing annoying.

my goal in life is to piss you off you over sensative ass clown.

i will make all my posts bold now

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
my goal in life is to piss you off you over sensative ass clown.

i will make all my posts bold now


Ass clown? For shame. I thought you were above such homosexual remarks, Mr. Theres-Nothing-Wrong-With-Homosexuality-And-You're-All-Homophobic. **** off. Do us all a favor and blow off some SARS infected Chinese business man. Die.

my guys both won

Originally posted by Squezze
Ass clown? For shame. I thought you were above such homosexual remarks, Mr. Theres-Nothing-Wrong-With-Homosexuality-And-You're-All-Homophobic. **** off. Do us all a favor and blow off some SARS infected Chinese business man. Die.

please join your friend............................................ .................................................. .................................................. ...........
.................................................. .................................................. .....Have a,





http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/p94162a9b994d020ccaab562cce0720a1/fa9f71c4.jpg


you offended by a picture *****.

Lock it?
Cage?

Vulgar's not breaking any rules. It's not like we're getting 9304943 threads a day or anything so what is it hurting?
Just like TV, music and other forms of media that offend people.......

Don't like it-Don't watch

thanks you and have a nice day.

Who are you asking Bub? You are the only active mod on GLobal......

nah...well, ok, close this thread and accelerate the Off Topic's death....Come on!! Stop closing threads (good or bad threads) or OT will going to die...this place is very lonely, don't make it more sad...

I have never closed any threads, and I wasn't planning on closing this one either. I was just bull****ting around and hoping the Benny would start crying and moaning about having his threads closed, I haven't closed one single thread yet.
What I have been doing is clean after this jackass' BS; Vulgar reposts, and starts threads in the wrong forum all the time. I pretty much think that is on purpose and that he's an attention whore. That is all.

I think it's logical to have him confine his pointless Etapout fantasies to one thread.

i think its logical for you to die.

i do not remember making any posts in the wrong forums at least not on purpose.

and why would i whine about closin my thread? Thats Dragon, not me.

people are complaining about this thread , yet they keep posting in it and bringing it to the top of the forum

YEAH, TTT!!!!

I think it is logical for you not to click a thread that is titled eTapout if you dont care about it. Its not that hard. "Hey look that thread says eTapout, I'm not going to click it." I do it all the time, anytime I see Chrystalline Dream's name next to a thread I dont click it. Pretty easy.....

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i think its logical for you to die.

Wow Vulgar. Your level of creativity and intelligence is beyond me. Please allow me to apologize...:fu:

Go back to your little Anjo Gang and pretend to lose weight.

Originally posted by kaps
I think it is logical for you not to click a thread that is titled eTapout if you dont care about it. Its not that hard. "Hey look that thread says eTapout, I'm not going to click it." I do it all the time, anytime I see Chrystalline Dream's name next to a thread I dont click it. Pretty easy.....

Then a lot of you guys should stop *****ing about Dragon's threads. Just "ignore them." I'm seeing a lot of pots and kettles.

man, that was a great retort. oh sorry let me explain what the word retort means. Its a reply.

your smiley flickin me off really hurts my feelings i want you to recognise that, for i am tearing up right now. i'm so miserable that your making fun of me. woe is me. woe is me.

I will go back to my anjo gang, and i cannot pretend to lose weight cause the pounds just keep commin off.

Originally posted by Fury Dragon
Then a lot of you guys should stop *****ing about Dragon's threads. Just "ignore them." I'm seeing a lot of pots and kettles.

then stop commin to global.

go back to sherdog

When have I comlained about Dragons threads? Never. Thats right, although I do complain about his grammar and no sense making......

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
YEAH, TTT!!!!

I hate to admit it, but that young man has a point. First of all, we can all agree that Dragonzero is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and that his thread suck rectum most of the time. But why are his threads being locked and moved all the time, Couldn't we just ignore them like you're asking us to do?

I have never locked one of his threads, I moved one the other day to try and get a rise out of him but that is it........

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
man, that was a great retort. oh sorry let me explain what the word retort means. Its a reply.

your smiley flickin me off really hurts my feelings i want you to recognise that, for i am tearing up right now. i'm so miserable that your making fun of me. woe is me. woe is me.

I will go back to my anjo gang, and i cannot pretend to lose weight cause the pounds just keep commin off.

:lol2: :lol1: That's absolutely hilarious that you are explaining to ME what retort means, you poorly educated flaming ignoramous. Until you show any signs of intelligent life in that compliation of **** you call a brain, don't even attempt to educate me.

this is stupid

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
e-tapout is stupid

WERD.

fo shizzle my nizzle

Originally posted by Fury Dragon
:lol2: :lol1: That's absolutely hilarious that you are explaining to ME what retort means, you poorly educated flaming ignoramous. Until you show any signs of intelligent life in that compliation of **** you call a brain, don't even attempt to educate me.

ignoramous!! ahhahahahaha

you watch dexters lab don't you?

does your mommy pick you up from the bus stop exactly at 3:30 when it drops you off so the bullies don't beat you up?

educate you? boy I would take you to school and back without even trying.

kick his ass ben

I'm sorry but I have to pull out of this thread. You are too much for me Vulgar. Your vocabulary and you're level of creativity is simply too much for me to handle...

damn right

thank ****in god!

while your add it please run a warm bath, soak in it and put your hands underwater, then using a sharp razor (like the venus you shave your vagina with) slit your wrists UNDERWATER remember to keep them underwater. the warmth of the water thins you blood out so it flows smoother and will not halt the bleeding process.

thank you for complying.

Originally posted by Fury Dragon
I'm sorry but I have to pull out of this thread. You are too much for me Vulgar. Your vocabulary and you're level of creativity is simply too much for me to handle...

I've seen this sarcasm against Vulgar in this forum a lot of times...BE ORIGINAL!!!...

Wow, I see a lot of variety in your approach. That's one thing I admire about you Vulgar, your ability to vary the way you insult people. Between "die"....and...well..."die" you really do have the most lethal combinations of insults I have seen in a long time.

and Chaos, my god man...you're a natural born leader. You never hang on Vulgar's nuts...no way. You just hold his ankles. I see a lot of natural leadership abilities in you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

man, there is no need to insult someone like you, your existance is insult enough to yourself, your family, and anyone that ever met you.

all i can say to you is die, everything else would be futile.

as for your comments about Chris, I have NEVER seen him hang on anyone on here's balls.

Chris is a quality poster who practically never gets involved in this flaming bull****.

Im fighting Dragon again. I need another victory, so I took the easiest fight possible......

I will now make a pledge. I will do my best to hijack each and every single eTapout thread until they are eradicated from existance. Thank you.

look at me, i'm tearing up!

I dunno what I will do if you start to post again!











































just don't forget
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/p269504cafb2b7a09fb3ea69237b677c4/fa9f71bf.jpg

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
HAHAHAHAHAHA

man, there is no need to insult someone like you, your existance is insult enough to yourself, your family, and anyone that ever met you.

all i can say to you is die, everything else would be futile.

Point proven.

Originally posted by Squezze
I will now make a pledge. I will do my best to hijack each and every single eTapout thread until they are eradicated from existance. Thank you.

Yeah, contributing to the thread and keeping it on the first page is a real good way to show your disproval of somthing......

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
look at me, i'm tearing up!

I dunno what I will do if you start to post again!











































just don't forget
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid87/p269504cafb2b7a09fb3ea69237b677c4/fa9f71bf.jpg


See, I won't resort to these "below the belt" shots, or anything like that. I won't comment on how I turned your mom into a lamp shade or anything like that. I'll take the high road on this one.

Well look at it this way:

At last we aren't them: http://www.50cent.com/bboard/forum/viewtopic.asp?TopicID=1481929&topic=who+da+****+gave+you+******s+enough+money+fo r+computers%3F%3F&forumID=364