Check your phone messages please.

- m

there are none...I don't have message bank and no texts there...have you dialled the right number?

I messaged your office phone, dumbass.

Yeah ****face!

I have no office phone that can be reached dumber ass

you've been owned.

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This is getting interesting

No Chris...this is the opposite of interesting...

Shut up **** **** and let me enjoy this.

Originally posted by seldomTap
No Chris...this is the opposite of interesting...

you mean exciting?

No...I mean uninteresting...


******** is a new one Chris...well done!

Well I learned from the best

I'm tired of Uni.

I would never have guessed mate...

I feel like I am going to **** my pants but refuse to get up and walk to the bathroom.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I feel like I am going to **** my pants but refuse to get up and walk to the bathroom.

procrastination is a ***** aint it?

Just lay in it...babies do and they have no issues

Originally posted by seldomTap
Just lay in it...babies do and they have no issues

That is genius. Babies lay around in piles of their own **** and are happy about it, to be young again......

Hockeyfighter, have you considered adult diapers?

After nearly five years of university, I'm contemplating going back.

Masochistic I know... :)

- J.

Is university fun. Is there alot of woman? Isa it fun. I have to apply nest fall for it and it better be worth it.

...you're going to get honours for your exemplary spelling alone G.

Originally posted by Gman
Is university fun. Is there alot of woman? Isa it fun. I have to apply nest fall for it and it better be worth it.

Yeah it's worth it. I doubt I would have gotten laid for years if it weren't for university. :lol1:

- J.

Originally posted by Magic Man
...you're going to get honours for your exemplary spelling alone G.

I'm thinking of taking sports managment or pop culture. I don't know which one yet.

Are there hot chicks? WTF kind of question is that. Of course there are...but they all have boyfriends. Even the ugly chicks have boyfriends....which is a plus because it prevents the uggos from hitting on normal looking men. I'm taking a class next semester just to sit next to this girl that I would rate a 10 out of 10.

Yeah I just want chicks the school is secondary.

In that case find someone who is enrolled at university and when there is another house party thrown by one of the students, or a big student social event, get them to invite you.

I extended this courtesy to many of my friends and more than a few got laid this way.

- J.

nah I think I need one of those career things too.

Careers are overrated...you get into something for a few years...then you get bored...you study something else, the circle continues...hot chicks on the other hand

Well thats why I want to do pop culture or sport management. I can work for a pro team travel all around and have fun or I can take pop culture and discuss the simpsons and call it learning.

wise Gman...very wise

Yeah I know listening to queen counts as learning, how can I lose.