I use to have an old t shirt that was great till my mother found it and thought I must have had a nasty head cold. She took me to the Dr and everything, then it became obviuous what was going on...after that I stuck to just whacking off in the shower and washing it away...

Anyone eat their own? High in protein apparently

Throw it away.

where? Do you have stray wads of cum in your hiuse??

Pass out in it

- tanner

So this must be the "stuff" you guys talk about huh?

Just answer the question woman.

hahahaa

I don't think you want to know.

Kleenex rules. I go through alot of kleenex and it ain't because I have a cold. Of course sometimes it sticks to my dick, in which case it comes off in the shower later. Or other times I don't even realize it and when I take a piss later I wonder what that white crap is on my dick.

I save mine in a jar, then after 3 to 4 months, after it's nice and congealed, I put it in a water gun and hose down the neighbor's kids.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
hahahaa

I don't think you want to know.
I'm actually anxious to hear the answer.

The shower is a great disposal tool

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I'm actually anxious to hear the answer.

You're not the only one....

- J.

I don't know guys....this is one of thoses things you think will be great, but after you hear it you feel disapointed. Sometimes its better to let the mystery live on. So we can dream of what might be

Originally posted by Creed
I don't know guys....this is one of thoses things you think will be great, but after you hear it you feel disapointed. Sometimes its better to let the mystery live on. So we can dream of what might be
So is this kinda like the time revieled what actually happens in women's locker rooms and ruined that fantasy....I am still keeping the slumber party one in the vault for fear of destroying all the males on earth.

yeah, you need to be able to dream

Originally posted by seldomTap
I use to have an old t shirt that was great till my mother found it and thought I must have had a nasty head cold. She took me to the Dr and everything, then it became obviuous what was going on...after that I stuck to just whacking off in the shower and washing it away...

Anyone eat their own? High in protein apparently

Yeah I had a similar story. Used to be socks and underwear. I'd grab the nearest thing and it would often be jocks or socks.

I used to stuff them all into an old bag in the bottom of my wardrobe and then go to wash them or a certain section of my dresser. The jig was up when my mum went to put away a heap of laundry and found half my "clean" underwear wasn't clean and asked wtf was going on. I said that I was wearing it for one day and if it wasn't completly stained put it away and wear it another day. I don't think she bought that excuse though as I got the raised eyebrow.

After the next laundry load and several new sets of jocks and socks (not two days later), I decided to use tissues and toilet paper from then on.

- J.

i send it to curly for further examination

Oh this **** is sick.

There better not be stains on my mother****ing DVD you bastard.

Hahaha... cheer up, M. How have you been? How come you're not on AIM these days?

- J.

because I waste too much time on there - I have less than 4 weeks till my final exam and I have a whole bunch of assignments to do.

Then, ****ing freedom - but with my luck, I bet Judgement Day will happen, terminators will take over the world and my degree will be worth jack ****.

Originally posted by Magic Man
because I waste too much time on there - I have less than 4 weeks till my final exam and I have a whole bunch of assignments to do.

Then, ****ing freedom - but with my luck, I bet Judgement Day will happen, terminators will take over the world and my degree will be worth jack ****.

I dunno. I really think degrees are near useless these days. I think studying if you want to study and learn is a good thing, at least you wind up with a certificate that says you learned something in that time. Which is the only reason it beats self-learning.

My job offers perks on training and education and I'm looking at doing more... like an MBA or something like that. I don't think I will though. I'd rather devote time to studying something I want to study and actually learning stuff useful.

- J.

Yeah, well if I get bored, I figure I won't have anything to lose if I join up special forces.

I'll go shoot me some terrorisms.

The whole recruit special forces from civilain society will NOT work! mark my words

I use three papaer towels. I have alot of extra stuff since I don't use it on woman.

Originally posted by seldomTap
The whole recruit special forces from civilain society will NOT work! mark my words

I dunno I liked my plan on recruiting geriatrics!

If we did this, we could probably have an army the size of China!

- J.

Geriatrics as cannon fodder = revolutionary idea on modern warfare

Originally posted by The Jake
Yeah I had a similar story. Used to be socks and underwear. I'd grab the nearest thing and it would often be jocks or socks.

I used to stuff them all into an old bag in the bottom of my wardrobe and then go to wash them or a certain section of my dresser. The jig was up when my mum went to put away a heap of laundry and found half my "clean" underwear wasn't clean and asked wtf was going on. I said that I was wearing it for one day and if it wasn't completly stained put it away and wear it another day. I don't think she bought that excuse though as I got the raised eyebrow.

After the next laundry load and several new sets of jocks and socks (not two days later), I decided to use tissues and toilet paper from then on.

- J.

**** now I get why my mom started making us wash our own laundry at age 14

Originally posted by seldomTap
Geriatrics as cannon fodder = revolutionary idea on modern warfare

Dont forget the ice cream tub helmets, thats the one that sold me on the idea of warfare really.

cheap and effective!

even armour piercing bullets can't hit target because the enemy snipers are laughing too damn hard.

psychological warfare is an area that interests me.

I leave in a vaseline filled sock that I keep in my office.

I'm lazy. I'll whack it in the bathroom and nut in the toilet.

I use lots of tissue.Disposable and not obvious unless someone in your house is going around sniffing stray tissue.