A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn -

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she wear my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "Well, I suppose so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "****..."

I think so. Well, now I'm not sure, Jake told me about it, I had heard it before.... Not sure if you put it up or not tho.

I may have sent it to him in an email...can't recall

busted

yes...Jake and me have mad cyber sessions...he rocks my bandwidth

Sick ****er... why don't you **** a chicken or something? Don't forget the 11 secret herbs and spices tho.

- J.