View Full Version : Squezze flips out
Squezze 10-30-2003, 02:30 PM Alright, listen up peeps. I'm about to talk, and you're about to listen. There's a few things about this forum that bother me, and I've decided to get it all off my chest at once. I've even formed a small list. So here goes. No particular order either, just whatever I think of first.
1. I ****ing hate when people post a thread on this forum, and then go and post THE EXACT SAME THREAD ON ANOTHER FORUM, THAT 90% OF US GO TO ON A REGULAR BASIS~! I mean, Jesus H Christ, do you have dillusions of grandeur? Do you have to make sure that the 2 people that post on Iron Life that don't post on Global read your every single word?! Are you that vain? **** off.
2. I can't stand when people post in "run on" sentances. I mean, my spelling and grammar arn't exactly the best, but trying to decipher a 26 word sentance with NO CAPITAL LETTERS or NO PERIODS OR COMMAS is like me trying to read swahilil. I'm not from Africa. **** off.
3. I can't stand that this forum is so cliquish. 90% of the people who post on this forum have met in real life. Anything wrong with that? No. Anything wrong with posting threads about how ruffneck peed on Dogg's arm at Dave's house last thursday, or whatever? Yes. Tons and tons of new people have signed up, BUT NONE OF THEM POST! Why? CAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO A THREAD ABOUT GMAN PUKING EVERYWHERE. I've never been to Dave's house. **** off.
4. I ****ing hate when people finish their posts with their name, like their writing a letter or something. Like "-Squezze" for example. Dude, you're ****ing name is in the corner. We know who posted. Your posts arn't that important that we need to see your name two ****ing times. Blow me. **** off.
5. I hate eTapout theads. Nuff said. **** off.
That's about all I can think of at the moment. If I remember anymore, I'll add to it. Since I'm sure I'll get some angry responces, I'll give you my replys right now.
"**** off"
"Die slowly"
"Gnaw on my left testicle"
The Golden Bear 10-30-2003, 02:32 PM wow.
Curly Howard 10-30-2003, 02:33 PM Feel better?
Stain 10-30-2003, 02:33 PM agreed 100%
Squezze 10-30-2003, 02:33 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
Feel better?
Yeah, a little bit.
Tanner Rhoden 10-30-2003, 02:34 PM LOL!!!!
Leather 10-30-2003, 02:36 PM I like periods....
Curly Howard 10-30-2003, 02:36 PM Originally posted by Squezze
Tons and tons of new people have signed up, BUT NONE OF THEM POST! Why? CAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO A THREAD ABOUT GMAN PUKING EVERYWHERE.
Actually they sign up to access the downloads section and other stuff most the regulars here don't even know we have yet.
OT is dying off. The home page and MMA forums is the place to be. We're adding interviews and downloads and all sorts of neato stuff for the kids to interact with.
Squezze 10-30-2003, 02:40 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
Actually they sign up to access the downloads section and other stuff most the regulars here don't even know we have yet.
OT is dying off. The home page and MMA forums is the place to be. We're adding interviews and downloads and all sorts of neato stuff for the kids to interact with.
Ahh, the MMA forum. Where most threads have under 10 posts. Dosen't look like it's growing that much to me. Looks like most everybody that posts there are the same old regulars. I don't see many new people. If that's the place to be, I'd hate to see the place NOT to be. If it's growing, it's growing at a snails pace.
Curly Howard 10-30-2003, 02:42 PM Yeah well we're trying. I'm sorry if our little MMA web site isn't up to your standards yet.
Mr. Beelzebub 10-30-2003, 02:44 PM Amen
Squezze 10-30-2003, 02:46 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yeah well we're trying. I'm sorry if our little MMA web site isn't up to your standards yet.
It's Ok Curly. Thanks for trying, though.
The Golden Bear 10-30-2003, 02:46 PM i think the MMA portion is doing well.
Curly Howard 10-30-2003, 02:51 PM Originally posted by Squezze
It's Ok Curly. Thanks for trying, though.
No problem, that's why I'm here. Think of me as your GlobalMMA tour guide.
handjobs4dollars 10-30-2003, 03:00 PM We need to get new people here. Lots of chicks, hot chicks.
Purity 10-30-2003, 03:01 PM Originally posted by LeftBench
agreed 100%
Curly Howard 10-30-2003, 03:16 PM It's funny how people ***** about OT but don't try to do anything about it. Start posting threads you want to discuss. I post like an average of 5 new threads a day in MMA just for the chance of one of them to take off.
Leather 10-30-2003, 03:16 PM Originally posted by Gman
We need to get new people here. Lots of chicks, hot chicks.
LOL...the man has spoken...
VulgarTheClown 10-30-2003, 03:17 PM all i hear is crying. here this is or you :boohoo:
if you do not like the **** htat gets posted in OT do not come in OT.
if you wanna complain about MMA forum cause we do not have enough "who would win" or "Rickson by armbar" threads then go back to Sherdog.
if you do not like eTapout threads DO NOT GO IN THEM!
if you do not like what goes on then just leave.
Leather 10-30-2003, 03:20 PM I'm with Vulgar...If someone doesn't like a thread (the worst thread or the best thread) then don't post in this...It's very simple...
See Gman is posting two new threads...and? If you want post here if not, leave the threads that you dislike...
Mr. Beelzebub 10-30-2003, 03:23 PM We have an extraordinary MMA forum, IMO. We have quality posters that know their ****, I for one, don't mind arguing with knowledgeable people about the sport I love.
Squezze 10-30-2003, 03:23 PM Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
all i hear is crying. here this is or you :boohoo:
if you do not like the **** htat gets posted in OT do not come in OT.
if you wanna complain about MMA forum cause we do not have enough "who would win" or "Rickson by armbar" threads then go back to Sherdog.
if you do not like eTapout threads DO NOT GO IN THEM!
if you do not like what goes on then just leave.
"Gnaw on my left testicle"
handjobs4dollars 10-30-2003, 03:24 PM three new threads. I'm a good boy today.
LukeDothSucketh 10-30-2003, 05:11 PM The only problem with this forum is the lack of seldomtap threads.
seldomTap 10-30-2003, 05:14 PM I agree with some of what Squeeze said...but Gman has hit it on the head.
That tubby little Canadian is making me laugh more and more often these days...like the first series of ALF
seldomTap 10-30-2003, 05:14 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
The only problem with this forum is the lack of seldomtap threads.
You are way too kind
HockeyFighter 10-30-2003, 05:53 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
It's funny how people ***** about OT but don't try to do anything about it. Start posting threads you want to discuss. I post like an average of 5 new threads a day in MMA just for the chance of one of them to take off.
Die newbie
lightweight 10-30-2003, 06:13 PM www.wanderleisilva.com.br isn't in the fighters website database.
DOGGx0 10-30-2003, 06:27 PM Originally posted by Squezze
Alright, listen up peeps. I'm about to talk, and you're about to listen. There's a few things about this forum that bother me, and I've decided to get it all off my chest at once. I've even formed a small list. So here goes. No particular order either, just whatever I think of first.
1. I ****ing hate when people post a thread on this forum, and then go and post THE EXACT SAME THREAD ON ANOTHER FORUM, THAT 90% OF US GO TO ON A REGULAR BASIS~! I mean, Jesus H Christ, do you have dillusions of grandeur? Do you have to make sure that the 2 people that post on Iron Life that don't post on Global read your every single word?! Are you that vain? **** off.
2. I can't stand when people post in "run on" sentances. I mean, my spelling and grammar arn't exactly the best, but trying to decipher a 26 word sentance with NO CAPITAL LETTERS or NO PERIODS OR COMMAS is like me trying to read swahilil. I'm not from Africa. **** off.
3. I can't stand that this forum is so cliquish. 90% of the people who post on this forum have met in real life. Anything wrong with that? No. Anything wrong with posting threads about how ruffneck peed on Dogg's arm at Dave's house last thursday, or whatever? Yes. Tons and tons of new people have signed up, BUT NONE OF THEM POST! Why? CAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING TO ADD TO A THREAD ABOUT GMAN PUKING EVERYWHERE. I've never been to Dave's house. **** off.
4. I ****ing hate when people finish their posts with their name, like their writing a letter or something. Like "-Squezze" for example. Dude, you're ****ing name is in the corner. We know who posted. Your posts arn't that important that we need to see your name two ****ing times. Blow me. **** off.
5. I hate eTapout theads. Nuff said. **** off.
agreed.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
It's funny how people ***** about OT but don't try to do anything about it. Start posting threads you want to discuss. I post like an average of 5 new threads a day in MMA just for the chance of one of them to take off.
agreed. The Jake is one of those people (incase anyone cares).
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
We have an extraordinary MMA forum, IMO. We have quality posters that know their ****, I for one, don't mind arguing with knowledgeable people about the sport I love.
agreed.
Originally posted by lightweight
www.wanderleisilva.com.br isn't in the fighters website database.
try looking around the site, ****o. you want it added, then submit it...
http://www.globalmma.net/modules.php?name=Web_Links&s=&menu=4
0WN3D.
lightweight 10-30-2003, 06:59 PM Dammit, missed the obvious.
Submitted.
Bastard.
The Jake 10-30-2003, 08:28 PM No.
-J.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 03:27 PM 6. I ****ing can't stand when....people.....use.....too....many....periods. I mean, do you really talk like that? Do you need someone to smack you in the back of the head or something? Were you dropped on your head as a child? **** off.
7. I hate when good threads get moved to the cage. Any thread with any sort of heat or controversy gets moved to the cage. News flash. THE CAGE IS WHERE GOOD THREADS GO TO DIE. If I was a moderator, I'd move all them ****s back. But I'm not, so I'll just ***** about it. **** off.
Bluecifer 10-31-2003, 03:47 PM Hahahahahaaha! Angry squezze is making me laugh even though his AV still sucks, he makes some good points.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 03:49 PM To be totally honest, I have no idea how to resize pictures or host them or whatever.
Bluecifer 10-31-2003, 03:51 PM www.villagephotos.com
They will host your pics for free and have tools to resize them with. Also, if you just post something lots of people here would be happy to resize them for you. You could also use paint or photoshop and click on the view and size options.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 03:52 PM I shall try that. I think it might be time for a change.
Freedom of speech is beautiful isn't it..........
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:05 PM Yes, I love freedom of speech. I also somewhat love my new avatar. Not as much as I loved the old one, but there's some love in there.
Originally posted by Squezze
Yes, I love freedom of speech.
Freedom of expression is also beautiful...........
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:10 PM Originally posted by Nuno
Freedom of expression is also beautiful...........
If I could, I'd reach through my computer and smack you in the back of the head. Fo sheezy.
Curly Howard 10-31-2003, 04:15 PM Originally posted by Squezze
To be totally honest, I have no idea how to resize pictures or host them or whatever.
8) I hate when people can't use the search function
How to crop and change avatars (http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7544)
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:16 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
8) I hate when people can't use the search function
How to crop and change avatars (http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7544)
Oh Curly. Always so witty. If I could I'd give you a hug. Of course the only reason would be for me to crush all your bones in a bear hug. ::)
Originally posted by Squezze
Yes, I love freedom of speech.
Are you sure about that? Cause you only seem to love your own freedom of speech.... D......I........C.......K.....!......!.....!
Curly Howard 10-31-2003, 04:22 PM Originally posted by Squezze
Oh Curly. Always so witty. If I could I'd give you a hug. Of course the only reason would be for me to crush all your bones in a bear hug. ::)
OK... now put your Dr. Fever av back before I um... Please
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:23 PM Originally posted by Nuno
Are you sure about that? Cause you only seem to love your own freedom of speech.... D......I........C.......K.....!......!.....!
I love everybodies freedom of speech. I just don't love when people have gross missuses of punctuation. As for me being a dick, I'm a pretty nice guy once you get to know me, as most people will say. But that dosen't mean that I won't fly to Portugal, paint tits on your back, and make you my *****, if the feeling strikes me.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:25 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
OK... now put your Dr. Fever av back before I um... Please
The Dr Fever avatar will only come back once I've mellowed out a little. I haven't been able to smoke any weed for like a week, and I'm a little more alert and bitter towards the world. The screaming Layne Staley avatar stays for now.
Curly Howard 10-31-2003, 04:29 PM Originally posted by Squezze
The Dr Fever avatar will only come back once I've mellowed out a little. I haven't been able to smoke any weed for like a week, and I'm a little more alert and bitter towards the world. The screaming Layne Staley avatar stays for now.
I see, I've went through this before here. People don't understand when you're not in the mood to be funny.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:30 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
I see, I've went through this before here. People don't understand when you're not in the mood to be funny.
Bring back the Megadeth avatar. That was uber sweet, man.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:33 PM Originally posted by Nuno
I live in NJ...
Then I think it's time to change your ****ing location, McFly.
Riiiight, like you really live in the land of funk.............................................. .................................................. ..
Squezze 10-31-2003, 04:38 PM I do really live in the land of funk.
Tanner Rhoden 10-31-2003, 04:46 PM http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d935b3127cce8abd03b528660000001610
Canada is not the land of funk.......
Bluecifer 10-31-2003, 05:11 PM GET FUNKY!!!
Wushu 10-31-2003, 05:23 PM I like poop
Bluecifer 10-31-2003, 05:24 PM I like pooping, but not the poop.
Squezze 10-31-2003, 05:36 PM Originally posted by Nuno
Canada is not the land of funk.......
Well, New ****ing Jersey sure the hell isn't.
Bluecifer 10-31-2003, 05:38 PM One of my stripper friends invited me to a party tonight. Moral conundrum.
Kempo Chris 10-31-2003, 06:56 PM Hello
|