Evidently, Purity's thread on
"How to make exciting threads" has fallen on deaf ears.


We have:

too many fart threads
Dave Hojak loves boy butter
The Bear's Poop Thread
I farted today while repromanding someone (ok - this one gave me a chuckle)
Christ! I Just Shat Myself!!!
Holding in farts

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? Do you have a winner idea for a thread that doesn't involve bodily functions or accusations of homosexuality?

- J.

post quality control monitor here to serve you

i'm not a very intellectual person so this doesn't bother me.

i have a problem with ****ting on myself and i want you all to know it.

thank you i'm complete now

This thread is another fart thread. Also, Dragon made this thread already. He just wasnt as wordy......

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm not a very intellectual person so this doesn't bother me.

i have a problem with ****ting on myself and i want you all to know it.

Your posts are interesting enough Cesaro, even when they're not limited to self-denigration.

Kaps or Dogg, OTOH....

- J.

Please define "OTOH"

Oh wait... on the other hand.

Originally posted by Bella
Please define "OTOH"

Oh wait... on the other hand.

Correct.

- J.

Jake, please bore us with a half page rant about somthing nobody gives a **** about.......

Originally posted by kaps
This thread is another fart thread. Also, Dragon made this thread already. He just wasnt as wordy......






correct

Anyone aware of what percentage of the fires in California are under control? Last I heard it was 25% containment.

- J.

california fires makes las vegas smokey.

Please J, go on and on with your long-windedness about MMORPGs, cause quite frankly... I find it hot.

Originally posted by kaps
Jake, please bore us with a half page rant about somthing nobody gives a **** about.......

As opposed to your half arsed replies to anything? When was the last time you started a thread. OOooh there was your HIDDEN USERS thread... how ingenious....

- J.

what's las vegas?

Yes, and it already has 7 pages of replys. You on the other hand have to post 3 times in your own threads to get anybody to respond. But instead of just a TTT you go on for another half a page making people only want to respond to get you to stop.....

Bella,

bookmark these (up and coming MMORPGs)

Ultima X: Odyssey
http://www.uxo.ea.com/
- the new Ultima Online

Middle Earth Online
http://www.lordoftherings.com/meo/
- for Tolkein MMORPG fans

The Matrix Online
http://thematrixonline.warnerbros.com/
- The Matrix MMORPG. Still in development.

Worlds of Warcraft
http://www.blizzard.com/wow
- Worlds of Warcraft, the most eagerly awaited MMORPG ever. I'm hanging out for this and The Matrix Online.

Everquest 2
http://everquest2.station.sony.com/
- not my cup of tea but yours perhaps.

- J.

Originally posted by kaps
Yes, and it already has 7 pages of replys. You on the other hand have to post 3 times in your own threads to get anybody to respond. But instead of just a TTT you go on for another half a page making people only want to respond to get you to stop.....

Posting in your own thread a hundred times to get it to reach seven pages is hardly worthy writing home about. You'd be lucky to have two pages of posts from other people.

What is funnier still is my MMORPG thread is at even more pages than yours and yet, you posted about the same number of times in it as you did in your own threads and yet there you are saying I posted so many times to bring a single thread up to the top.

Whatever BRO. It's clearly apparent for all to see you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

- J.

Thanks, J. I'll take a look at the ones I've not looked at yet. WoW will definitely rule ass. Middle Earth online will be good, but I'm not sure how I feel about Turbine.

I post in your threads to piss you off, which is obviously working.....

**** you two sound like lovers

There is a lot of skepticism on a lot of that list, Bella.

But I'm going to register for WoW no matter what. Even if it's crap and unbalanced in the beginning, I figure it will sort itself out very quickly and I'd rather get in on the ground floor.

I will then cross my fingers and hope Matrix is awesome as well.

- J.

Originally posted by kaps
I post in your threads to piss you off, which is obviously working.....

No, it's not that really. It's not you posting in my threads. It's you posting in general.

You never post anything of value. You never start a thread of any meaning or depth. Your one sentence replies tire very quickly since you've proven that you're incapable of anything else. You don't post a single thing which reflects anything about yourself personally so obviously you got a lot of deep seated insecurities about yourself, or lack any ability to communicate properly with people.

So as a poster, yeah I think you suck. Sorry.
But that's my personal opinion so don't take it personally. It's based on what few low quality posts you throw up here and the one time I met you. Hardly conclusive, but you don't give much a of a reason for me to believe otherwise.

My threads may not be Oscar material and boring as **** to you, but at least they draw posts from like minded people who are vaguely interested in subject and contribute. Which is more than what can be said of you and your threads.

- J.

ouch

hey i like that Uber-Geek stuff too!

Should I post more threads that make poeple think about their sexuality and if they have ever considered their cousins hot?

Off-Topic too me is just here too waste time when nobody is posting in MMA discussion. You want too see threads I start? Look there, Look at the main page news section, look in the interviews section. That is what I am here for. I found somthing that annoys you and I ran with it. Just for my own personal amusement. You bite, everytime. If you didnt respond I would probably stop.......

yes

Kaps - Justify it how you want. Doesn't change a damn thing what I just posted. Post away.

DragonZero - do you even have the ability to say more than one word or sentence per post? Is this deliberate? If so is it out of laziness or stupidity? Enquiring minds want to know.

Seldom - fire away.

- J.

There is nothing to justify. If you dont like my posts dont read them. Simple as that......

Originally posted by The Jake
Kaps - Justify it how you want. Doesn't change a damn thing what I just posted. Post away.

DragonZero - do you even have the ability to say more than one word or sentence per post? Is this deliberate? If so is it out of laziness or stupidity? Enquiring minds want to know.

Seldom - fire away.

- J.





no i just don't feel the need to use 5 pages to explain myself i can get my point across or what i want to say in just a few words

also jake what's the deal all of a sudden your ****ting on everyone cause their posts don't meet your expectations?well sorry bud life is a big disappointment

Originally posted by The Jake
Your posts are interesting enough Cesaro, even when they're not limited to self-denigration.

Kaps or Dogg, OTOH....

- J.

i've started 1 thread in the last 2 months. Sorry we all dont start topics about **** nobody cares about. Jealous that your threads get 4-5 views with 1-2 posts?


you have officially been ****canned. goodbye.

Originally posted by DragonZero
also jake what's the deal all of a sudden your ****ting on everyone cause their posts don't meet your expectations?well sorry bud life is a big disappointment

I bet you've heard your parents say that about you many times.

Yeah well, I'm sorry I'm just sick and tired of the lack of quality going on here on this board.

When guys like Purity (one of the founders of this site I might add) posts threads like how to produce quality threads, the situation is getting pretty desperate.

I then see a whole lot of one word/one sentence replies that really don't say a hell of a lot and yeah it bugs the **** out of me. I wonder what the **** has happened to the board - is the you or is it me? Seeing Purity's thread made me realise that I'm not alone in this.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
No, it's not that really. It's not you posting in my threads. It's you posting in general.

You never post anything of value. You never start a thread of any meaning or depth. Your one sentence replies tire very quickly since you've proven that you're incapable of anything else. You don't post a single thing which reflects anything about yourself personally so obviously you got a lot of deep seated insecurities about yourself, or lack any ability to communicate properly with people.

So as a poster, yeah I think you suck. Sorry.
But that's my personal opinion so don't take it personally. It's based on what few low quality posts you throw up here and the one time I met you. Hardly conclusive, but you don't give much a of a reason for me to believe otherwise.

My threads may not be Oscar material and boring as **** to you, but at least they draw posts from like minded people who are vaguely interested in subject and contribute. Which is more than what can be said of you and your threads.

- J.

o ****ing shut up with your views and points and 20 page long essays you ****in tard. you suck. seriousness gets you nothing but a big dick in your ass. die.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i've started 1 thread in the last 2 months. Sorry we all dont start topics about **** nobody cares about. Jealous that your threads get 4-5 views with 1-2 posts?

If it's an important quesiton, I might be pissed. But really, I can't remember the last time that happened to a thread of mine.



you have officially been ****canned. goodbye.

Don't take it personally. I just gave you **** since you seemed to be slinging it back at me. :)

PS: I still say hanging drivers licenses to illegal Mexican immigrants is a dumb idea.

- J.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
o ****ing shut up with your views and points and 20 page long essays you ****in tard. you suck. seriousness gets you nothing but a big dick in your ass. die.

Clearly that big dick will not be coming from you then....

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Yeah well, I'm sorry I'm just sick and tired of the lack of quality going on here on this board.

well there is 1 of 2 things you can do about this situation:

1) Go to another ****ing board and quit whinning about it (coz like you said.... Purity already started a ****ing thread about it, we don't need you doing it too.)

2) Do something to change the quality of threads around here. As far as I can see, you've brought maybe 1 thread to the table that has made a success.


or you can do none of the above and keep on whinning. I did'nt want to make that an option, becuase its just how you are. If you continue..... you can grab a kleenex from this forum:
http://www.globalmma.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=17
and hopefully someone will give a ****.

Originally posted by The Jake
If it's an important quesiton, I might be pissed. But really, I can't remember the last time that happened to a thread of mine.


[B]

Don't take it personally. I just gave you **** since you seemed to be slinging it back at me. :)

PS: I still say hanging drivers licenses to illegal Mexican immigrants is a dumb idea.

- J.

leave my country. foreigner.

Originally posted by The Jake
Clearly that big dick will not be coming from you then....

- J.

you would know best, champion.

No.

- J.

Yes.

- A

No.

- J.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
you would know best, champion.

Hey I'm not the one filming guys kissing, BRO.

- J.

neither am i, BRO. i leave that **** up to dave and the canadians.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
neither am i, BRO. i leave that **** up to dave and the canadians.

You're right. Sorry, my bad.

You just condone rampant homosexual behaviour in your house. But you had no part of it of course. Uhuh. Right.

- J.

Speaking of allowing homosexual acts under your roof, isn't this a picture of you being the meat in the Blake & Ghost love burger?

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/ghey%20copy.jpg

- J.

Making your own forum pics is a lot of fun

Dogg is suspiciously silent now that he has been confronted with the cold hard facts of his ******ry.

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Anyone aware of what percentage of the fires in California are under control? Last I heard it was 25% containment.

- J.

- J~ What our local news is saying is that the Otay fire is 100% contained as is the Camp Pendleton one. (Otay is by the Mexico border, Camp P is north of me....my back yard, literally.) The Paradise fire is only 20% contained and so is the Cedar fire which is the big one. (Both of these are east of us, Paradise east.....Cedar southeast) The town of Julian is still standing, but not for much longer according to the reports. It's a tough fight because the winds have changed again. Ramona has been evactuated again because of that wind change. Our air has cleared up quite a bit and I hope it continues to do so. We had a marine layer come in. No school again tomorrow and there was none scheduled for Friday in our district anyways. All sports are cancelled, which means no band competition for my girls, which is okay with me.

We did lose one firefighter today with three in the burn unit and others with minor injuries. I haven't gotten many details on how that happened, but with wind changes I think we can assume how it happened. We should all continue to pray for cooler temperatures and higher humidity. It helps somewhat. And safety of all those putting their lives on the line. Literally.

Thanks MCM.

Any word on the fires around our area?

I don't have access to channel 7 and CNN.com, as always, is useless for accurate information.

- J.

Just to give you an idea on how big the Cedar fire is. From our local news website. I'm checking on yours right now J.



http://www.kfmb.com/misc/sd_fires_2003/maps_1028/cedar_fire.jpg

****.

That's huge.

- J.

Old Fire 10% contained
Grand Prix 25%
Simi Valley 35%

http://www.nbc4.tv/news/2590423/detail.html

That's all I could find with news websites in your area. My local station's website didn't have any relevant info on the fires in your area.

Originally posted by The Jake
****.

That's huge.

- J.

I know....El Cajon was our home for two years. Friends in Crest whom we haven't heard from and a friend in Alpine. She's the one who taught me how to sew those quillos I gave Dave and Tanner. I met her in Julian....small world. The news was just broadcast and Julian is still standing.

Thanks MCM. I really hope it doesn't blow this way. This whole crisis seems so biblical, how in Revelations God says the world will be cleansed by fire....

- J.

Originally posted by The Jake
Evidently, Purity's thread on
"How to make exciting threads" has fallen on deaf ears.


We have:

too many fart threads
Dave Hojak loves boy butter
The Bear's Poop Thread
I farted today while repromanding someone (ok - this one gave me a chuckle)
Christ! I Just Shat Myself!!!
Holding in farts

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? Do you have a winner idea for a thread that doesn't involve bodily functions or accusations of homosexuality?

- J.

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14747

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14746

My personal Favorite
http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14531

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13676

Originally posted by The Jake
Thanks MCM. I really hope it doesn't blow this way.

- J.

Me too....stay safe guys. If they say leave then leave. IF you have time to grab something, grab what cannot be replaced. Photos are on my list along with a few other treasured items as long as my family is okay. Also my pets.....the birds would die within seconds if they came in contact with the smoke. We lost one of our cats sometime this last week.....I think the coyotes got her. But really, stay safe......

All my books and computer gear. That stuff took a life time to replace. **** clothes and food, I can steal that if need be. God knows the Ralph stores are deserted these days....

- J.

Good Morning!!
Hi MCM!! :)
Hi Jake!
Hi Blake!
asfsasfgs Dragon0!!....

Good Evening Spanaird! How are you?

Hola

que paso amigo

Not bad, I've just woken up and I'm listening a hard techno session (DJ Rush@convex club) and doing some english homework...
How are you and your riot? ;)

Hi Blake!! Do you have some good music to tell me?...

HEy Dragon0 how are you?...

i'm fantabalis what's going on ?

Iberian, no new music rigth now.

but when i get some you will know :)

techno=the gay

Originally posted by DragonZero
techno=the gay

Bhoooooo...you must go to some techno club and see all the hot femmes that are dancing...asgakjsfgkgflsf....i live them:crazy2:

i've been the chicks were cool but the music gives me a massive headache

No escuela por mis muchachos este semana.

Did I say that right? Maybe I should take a clue from you and do some Spanish homework....eh?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14747

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14746

My personal Favorite
http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14531

http://www.globalmma.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13676

Didnt care to comment on these Jake? :lol2:

pwn3d