ok i love a fart story just as much as the next guy but damn 3 fart threads today? isn't that overdoing it a little?

Mad girth

you have girth around your ankles?

huh

don't know what that meant i'm really high

I have mad girth

you just made another one

no

Astro is the correct.....

no

farting owns

yes it does it owns the chair i'm sitting in

girth

i **** on myself on labor day and one more time since. the second time i was ****ting all over myself and didnt even know it. i was still under the impression it was a fart but it was hot chocolate.

This is why Cesaro needs to post more.....

good job cesaro

now that's just nasty

both times i cleaned myself up with napkins from various fastfood restaurants because i'm a pig and live like a slob, so i had about 9 arby's and mcdonalds bags sitting around.

i stuffed my underwear in a bag and put them at the very bottom of the trash can so no one would ever see them.

edit - forgot the time i **** in the bath tub, this was recently but i don't count that as ****ting on myself. it was a long fart and i tried to keep it going so i could see all of the bubbles and finally **** started flowing out.

BWAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Tell them about the time you **** yourself as school.....

i've **** on myself twice at school and once in a traffic jam with my dad.

once was in 6th grade in english class, i had to clean myself up in the bathroom stall. i left my underwear exposed in the bathroom and my pants were stained, looked like i sat on ketchup.

another was in 9th grade in my principles of business class, we were doing research in the library on the comps and i left a **** scent lingering for quite some time.

Hahahahahahahhahaa.....

I pissed myself at school once the teacher asked me to come up to the board and do a math problem i refused.I got into trouble for that then got whipped when i got home.Then one time i came home ****in ****ty drunk i laid down the room started spinning then i ran to pray to the porcelin gods then right as soon as i started hurling i **** my pants ****in splatters too.I was so ****ed up i just turned the shower on laid in there and fell aslepp woke up the next morning and the shower was still running.

Cesaro!

hi bella

Originally posted by Cesaro
i **** on myself on labor day and one more time since. the second time i was ****ting all over myself and didnt even know it. i was still under the impression it was a fart but it was hot chocolate.

Ever consider you might have something wrong with you? Apart from mental issues I mean?

- J.

Cesaro, I've missed you.

daily. i bring them up often when i talk about how much i want to die to all of the people on my aim buddy list

bella, the only thing different with me is i leave the house more often.

the most exciting thing in my life is this persistant disease that won't go away. i got pretty skinny from it though, sot hato wns.

I dont understand the last 3 words of that sentance.....I like that.....

Disease?
Do you have the same screen name? Because... Honestly... I'm using a different one and I don't remember yours. You should hook me up in PM. *hint hint*

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