sucks! I just had to interview a CFP and needed to fart BAAAD(enchiladas for lunch) but it seemed inappropriate and I ****ing hated every second of it!!!!


DISCUSS!!!!!

**** it, let it out.....it's not like they don't do it.........

Holding in farts can be painful. Espically if you have been holding it in for awhile.

The worst is when you have to hold it in because your not really sure if its a fart thats going to come out

Now it won't come out........It's stuck! DAMN!!!!

Now your in a weird position Blue. Next time you have to fart, its hard to tell whats going to come out. A fart, or a ****. Your going to have to guess

Squat and it will come out.

Originally posted by Creed
Holding in farts can be painful. Espically if you have been holding it in for awhile.

The worst is when you have to hold it in because your not really sure if its a fart thats going to come out

I guessed wrong.....Now I'm afraid to get up off my seat to check the damage......CHRIST IT'S SQUISHY!!!!

I did that once when I was a young lad driving home from a chicks place I was keen to 'get to know in a more intimate way'...I had held my fart for about an hour or so when I got in the car. I got around the corner and let rip...it was only then that I realised that this fart was unhappy and had bought his larger, much more solid reinforcements...

I **** in my wetsuit once. It looked like someone smeared peanut butter in it....