View Full Version : Global mma serect Santa


handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 03:49 PM
Who's in

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 03:50 PM
I'm in, but if a don't get something decent I'm returning the ****, and talking mad **** about it

handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 03:52 PM
Well I figure we have a 25 american limit. We PM are adress and stuff to somebody and they mix them up and. Pm them out. Not everybody can enter just the ones we know. No new members.

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 03:53 PM
Isn't 25 american like 100 in canadian? Somebody is gonna have to smash that piggy bank.

handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 03:55 PM
Yeah I'm just had to do a base line currency and since most are american. Will just go with that.

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 03:57 PM
most the time it's between $5 - $10 Gman

handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 03:59 PM
Sure.

nance
10-28-2003, 04:01 PM
I'm in!

Nuno
10-28-2003, 04:02 PM
If I'm in, somebody's getting socks........

Tom
10-28-2003, 04:04 PM
5 dollars will get you a blowjob from a local hooker.

handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 04:09 PM
Are we doing wish list or what?

seldomTap
10-28-2003, 04:26 PM
I will send over vegemite and kangaroo steak for all

Bluecifer
10-28-2003, 04:28 PM
Mmmmm. Kangaroo steak. How about some dingo burgers as well?

seldomTap
10-28-2003, 04:31 PM
I'll see what I can do, but Dingo meat is hard to come by. They are skinny bastards and you don't get much meat per dog...Koala chops are way tastier

realkaps
10-28-2003, 04:35 PM
Im in, how you gonna hook this up to where nobody knows who there santa is?

Bluecifer
10-28-2003, 04:36 PM
Mmmmm, Koala......tastes like ewok.....

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 04:37 PM
have a mod (mr bub) take care of it. Send him your addresses and he matches everyone up then sends out the mailing addresses

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 04:42 PM
I am a mod?

Bluecifer
10-28-2003, 04:44 PM
Yes...a lingerie model.

realkaps
10-28-2003, 04:44 PM
But isnt he in? He can just match himself up with the person he thinks is going to give the best gift. Maybe someone who isnt in can hook it up........

Bluecifer
10-28-2003, 04:45 PM
I'm not in.

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 04:46 PM
People that wanna be in let us now. I'll take names and ads. And maybe Kaps or somebody can assign the santas.

realkaps
10-28-2003, 04:48 PM
Yeah, who makes the most money?

realkaps
10-28-2003, 04:51 PM
Okay, anyone who wants in send me or Bub a pm. Do not send it to both of us. We will get the list together and I will do a random drawing via names in a hat. Deadline is november 15th. $25 spending limit. Remeber to send you address too. If you say you are in and you dont come thru. Then we'll do somthing to you, somthing baaaaaad...........

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Yeah, who makes the most money?

http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/Tony.jpg

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 04:53 PM
Is that Ed Norton's lil' brother?

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 04:54 PM
yeah

realkaps
10-28-2003, 04:55 PM
I think Blue makes more than Tony.........

nance
10-28-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
...Koala chops are way tastier :nonono:

nance
10-28-2003, 05:17 PM
Have two people do the secret Santa assignments.....give each other their name and addresses and that way no one knows who is getting something from whom.....

realkaps
10-28-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Okay, anyone who wants in send me or Bub a pm. Do not send it to both of us. We will get the list together and I will do a random drawing via names in a hat. Deadline is november 15th. $25 spending limit. Remeber to send you address too. If you say you are in and you dont come thru. Then we'll do somthing to you, somthing baaaaaad...........

Anybody have a problem with this????????

nance
10-28-2003, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/Tony.jpg

I have a pic of him without him flipping everyone off!! hahahha

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 05:27 PM
I'll be santa

this is me from last year

http://www.mundogay.com/magazine/semana32/santa.jpg

realkaps
10-28-2003, 05:35 PM
Curly, thats gross. Bub, you have a pm.......

handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 05:48 PM
We need a deadline day for gifts to be sent out by. Plus no opening them till x-mas.

realkaps
10-28-2003, 05:50 PM
Deadline for the info is Nov. 15th. I will send everyone a pm to everyone with the info of the person they are buying for. Deadline for mailing, how about December 10th?

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 06:54 PM
i personally do not trust any of you enough.

especially for buying my gift. I knwo you would all **** around and send me like **** in a box.

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 06:56 PM
We wouldn't do that ****, birdman. It's xmas...That would make Baby Jesus cry.

Bluecifer
10-28-2003, 07:02 PM
A little stuffed big bird maybe, but not **** **** in a box on Christmas.... that would be some ****ed up cold blooded **** right there.

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 07:05 PM
I thought Vulgar was Jewish?

Mr. Beelzebub
10-28-2003, 07:06 PM
Oh yeah!!
No gift for you, asshat.

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 07:26 PM
I am but i can still get in the spirit

The Jake
10-28-2003, 07:40 PM
This is the gayest idea ever invented.

You always wind up getting ****ed on presents whilst you go the effort of picking something nice.

I flatly refuse to participate in these things, unless I know the people involved actually give a crap about each other.

- J.

nance
10-28-2003, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I'll be santa

this is me from last year

http://www.mundogay.com/magazine/semana32/santa.jpg

THAT'S WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!

nance
10-28-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
This is the gayest idea ever invented.

You always wind up getting ****ed on presents whilst you go the effort of picking something nice.

I flatly refuse to participate in these things, unless I know the people involved actually give a crap about each other.

- J.

Then you want me to get your name.....lol!!!!

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 07:54 PM
actually this is a bad idea say you ngo buy someone a really good gift then get a ****ty ass gift in return"? or you send one but never even get one in return

nance
10-28-2003, 07:57 PM
Christmas is about giving, not receiving, give the gift with your heart, don't expect anything in return and when you do receive one, you are that much more surprised and appreciative.

The Jake
10-28-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
Christmas is about giving, not receiving, give the gift with your heart, don't expect anything in return and when you do receive one, you are that much more surprised and appreciative.

Yeah well, **** giving presents to people who don't give to ****s about you. I have pretty strong views on this one. It's like giving change to junkies on the street when they give you some bull**** excuses as to why they're begging.

- J.

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 07:59 PM
i hear what your saying mom but really that doesn't sound like the motive behind this

nance
10-28-2003, 08:01 PM
Faith....believing in your fellow man....and if that doesn't work:

I'LL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND GIVE YOU A LESSON ON GIVING!!!

mwuhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!:devil

realkaps
10-28-2003, 08:03 PM
If your not going to do it dont say that you are, simple as that, anyone who gets a gift but doesnt give will be banned. Boom....

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by kaps
If your not going to do it dont say that you are, simple as that, anyone who gets a gift but doesnt give will be banned. Boom....




ok that is what i wanna hear .....i'm in now

realkaps
10-28-2003, 08:07 PM
Also, that is why there is only a $25 spending limit. That way nobody goes out and buys this great gift for someone else just to be let down by a ****ty one. Pm me or Bub with your Name and address if you want in. Pm one of us, not both. Dragon I already have your Info........

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 08:08 PM
ok cool kaps i'll need info though on whoever i get to send a present too

The Jake
10-28-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Also, that is why there is only a $25 spending limit. That way nobody goes out and buys this great gift for someone else just to be let down by a ****ty one. Pm me or Bub with your Name and address if you want in. Pm one of us, not both. Dragon I already have your Info........

Few Secret Santa (aka. Chris Cringle) gifts are ****tier than getting a bag filled with 25 toys bought from the 99 cent store.

- J.

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 08:11 PM
lol yah that is ****ty

nance
10-28-2003, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
Yeah well, **** giving presents to people who don't give to ****s about you. I have pretty strong views on this one. It's like giving change to junkies on the street when they give you some bull**** excuses as to why they're begging.

- J.

Well I have pretty strong feelings on the subject too. You and Arju should know that....I give gifts because I want to. The only thing I expect in return is a thank you. Keep smiling.:)

realkaps
10-28-2003, 08:11 PM
Who ever does that is an asshat. The Secret Santa does not apply to non regular members. Just people we see on here on a day to day basis....

realkaps
10-28-2003, 08:12 PM
Jake if you dont want to do it, dont. Nuff said......

The Jake
10-28-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
Well I have pretty strong feelings on the subject too. You and Arju should know that....I give gifts because I want to. The only thing I expect in return is a thank you. Keep smiling.:)

And I appreciate that too :) (We both said thankyou too!).

My point is you gave a gift because you wanted to and were under no pressure to do so.

Chris Chringle/Secret Santa, whatever you want to call it changes that. You sign up for it and no longer is a present just a nice gift, it is EXPECTED. It changes the whole nature of gift giving and I think the people that participate in it often sign up for the sole reason of RECEIVING rather than GIVING.

Does that make sense?

- J.

The Jake
10-28-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Jake if you dont want to do it, dont. Nuff said......

What,aren't I allowed to post my own opinions on other threads? You seem to do it at whim....

- J.

realkaps
10-28-2003, 08:16 PM
Post away captain. And Dragon you will know who you are buying for Nov. 16th....

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 08:16 PM
correct

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Post away captain. And Dragon you will know who you are buying for Nov. 16th....




okie dokie

Carlao
10-29-2003, 10:24 AM
Hey I'm game for this I think is a very cook idea to interact with our online Global buddies.

Someone email me with the regulations and who sends what to who?
carlao@fighterscorner.com

realkaps
10-29-2003, 10:30 AM
As of now, this is whats going down. The deadline to enter this is november 15th. I will pm everyone with who they are buying a gift for on the 16th. Spending limit is $25. Most people should have there gifts in the mail before december 10th. PM me with your name and address. I will be assigning the secret santa's. Oh, and also send some info on **** you like. That way I can tell your secret santa what to look for. Everyone who pmed me so far needs to send me another one with there intrests, hobbies, whatever you are into......

realkaps
10-29-2003, 10:31 AM
BTW, if you agree to this and do not send a gift you will be banned......

DOGGx0
10-29-2003, 06:24 PM
can we ban The Jake from this thread??


kaps, you got a PM. I'm game.

The Jake
10-29-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
can we ban The Jake from this thread??


kaps, you got a PM. I'm game.

If only we could ban you from life you freakin stoner crybaby.

-J.

astroboy
10-29-2003, 08:58 PM
im in

realkaps
11-01-2003, 09:16 PM
Astro you need to PM me with your name, address, and intrests.....