View Full Version : Northerners are dirtier compared to Southerners


Iamnotausername
10-15-2008, 05:07 AM
Hey dont flame me you northern monkeys, this is the result of a survey!

Geordies and Scousers are the dirtiest! No surprise there then ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7667499.stm

Faecal bacteria join the commute

Commuters in the north were dirtier than in the south
More than one in four commuters has bacteria from faeces on their hands, an investigation suggests.

Scientists from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine swabbed 409 people at bus and train stations in five major cities in England and Wales.

The further north they went, the more often they found commuters with faecal bacteria on their hands - men in Newcastle were the worst offenders.

Experts stressed the importance of hand hygiene for preventing illness.

The bacteria found suggested people were not washing their hands properly after using the toilet, said the researchers.

Toilet hands

In Newcastle and Liverpool, men were more likely than women to show contamination - 53% of men compared with 30% of women in Newcastle and 36% of men compared with 31% of women in Liverpool. We were flabbergasted by the finding that so many people had faecal bugs on their hands

Dr Val Curtis, director of the Hygiene Centre at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine

In the other three cities - London, Cardiff and Birmingham - the women's hands were dirtier.

People who had used the bus had higher rates of hand contamination than those who had used the train.

Manual workers had cleaner hands than other professionals, students, retired people or the unemployed.

Dr Val Curtis, director of the Hygiene Centre at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: "We were flabbergasted by the finding that so many people had faecal bugs on their hands.

"The figures were far higher than we had anticipated, and suggest that there is a real problem with people washing their hands in the UK. DIRTY HANDS

Newcastle - men 53%, women 30%
Liverpool - men 36%, women 31%
Birmingham - men 21%, women 26%
Cardiff - men 15%, women 29%
Euston (London) - men 6%, women 21%

"If any of these people had been suffering from a diarrhoeal disease, the potential for it to be passed around would be greatly increased by their failure to wash their hands after going to the toilet."

Professor Mike Catchpole, director of the Health Protection Agency's Centre for Infections, said: "These results are startling and should be enough to make anyone reach for the soap.

"It is well known that hand washing is one of the most important ways of controlling the spread of infections, especially those that cause diarrhoea and vomiting, colds and flu.

"People should always wash their hands after using the toilet, before eating or handling food, and after handling animals. And remember to cover all cuts and scratches with a waterproof dressing."

Winter vomiting

The HPA's monitoring of infections over recent weeks suggests that cases of norovirus - the winter vomiting bug - are rising and that the annual norovirus season is likely to have begun.

Norovirus is the most common cause of gastrointestinal disease in the UK with peak activity in terms of numbers of cases and outbreaks during the winter months, from October to March.

It has been estimated that between 600,000 and a million people in the UK are affected each year.

Professor Catchpole said: "Norovirus is highly infectious and easily spread in settings where people are in close contact with one another so good hygiene, including frequent handwashing, is really important."

The study was part of the world's first Global Handwashing Day, dedicated to raising awareness about the importance hand hygiene plays in public health.

Miguelthedog
10-15-2008, 05:11 AM
Southerners are just scared of doing an hard days work and getting thier hands dirty. Scousers have to go trouble bins to find something to eat so that is why they are dirty and Geordies are very near philthy Scotland.

Oasis_Lad
10-15-2008, 05:15 AM
Vastine, **** off.

I'll admit to being dirty though...... love me some kinky ****.

Iamnotausername
10-15-2008, 05:23 AM
OASIS_LAD the Jocks are exempt from this, because i completely understand that after enjoying a gram of smack keeping clean isnt really an option!

Oasis_Lad
10-15-2008, 05:44 AM
Too right. Why waste time on showers when there's some brown to inject?

Patty Tanager
10-15-2008, 06:39 AM
I actually saw a "bum" in the centre of Manchester on Monday with his hands in a bin taking food out to eat, truly shocking sight it was.

I blame it on that sweaty cunt Duran.

Don Gorgon
10-15-2008, 06:51 AM
The irony!! link below!

Global Handwashing Day (http://www.globalhandwashingday.org/)

phallus
10-16-2008, 01:41 AM
LOL, not all northerners are dirty, my ex wife is from lancashire and she was very, very clean. i used to lick her face every day

riera
10-16-2008, 02:31 AM
Typical Anglais chiennes!!! Eating faeces and such, yuk! In France we would say vous sales putes, Bon Apetit! :rofl:

Barndog
10-16-2008, 02:49 AM
I met a southerner once and he not only washed twice a day, he used this ****e called moisturiser.

puff.

phallus
10-16-2008, 03:20 AM
I met a southerner once and he not only washed twice a day, he used this ****e called moisturiser.

puff.

sounds like a goddamn metrosexual to me

Barndog
10-16-2008, 04:00 AM
sounds like a goddamn metrosexual to me

aye, a puff

Iamnotausername
10-16-2008, 04:44 AM
*dabs the last spot on moisturiser on face*

Northerners you know what the secret to our southern cleanliness is?

We have these things, i dont know if you'll have heard of it, called showers. Which comes through something called tap due to something we have down here called r-u-n-n-i-n-g water.

Maybe your grandkids will be lucky to experience it one day up there!

Naps
10-16-2008, 04:49 AM
*dabs the last spot on moisturiser on face*

Northerners you know what the secret to our southern cleanliness is?

We have these things, i dont know if you'll have heard of it, called showers. Which comes through something called tap due to something we have down here called r-u-n-n-i-n-g water.

Maybe your grandkids will be lucky to experience it one day up there!

Maybe you southerners will learn how to tell a joke an all.

Iamnotausername
10-16-2008, 04:57 AM
Maybe you southerners will learn how to tell a joke an all.

I'll learn how to tell a joke when you go down to the village well and wash them spuds out from behind your ears.

Kid McCoy
10-16-2008, 09:31 AM
Maybe you southerners will learn how to tell a joke an all.

We don't need jokes while we have half the north living down here, romanticizing some northern slum they wouldn't be seen dead in.

Pot Noodle
10-16-2008, 10:27 AM
I'd rather have some mud under me finger nails than some other blokes semen you southern soft puffy twats.

Iamnotausername
10-16-2008, 10:44 AM
Yeh but Pot Noodle, northern men have faeces under their fingernails. Theres only one way that can get there!

riera
10-16-2008, 12:02 PM
I met a southerner once and he not only washed twice a day, he used this ****e called moisturiser.

puff.

You stink like ****! It is not a north/south thing but a blanc/ethnique thing. You blanc chiennes are a filthy bunhc of mutts. i don't use moisturiser but washing when you wake up and after gym are normal things. you fat bastids anglais chiennes with your beer bellies might not go gym you guly shrek lookalikes, but at least get a wash in morning. YUK! FAECES in your nails. I spit on you! Vive La France!

Barndog
10-16-2008, 12:04 PM
You stink like ****! It is not a north/south thing but a blanc/ethnique thing. You blanc chiennes are a filthy bunhc of mutts. i don't use moisturiser but washing when you wanke up and after gym are normal things. you fat bastids anglais chiennes with your beer bellies might not go gym you guly shrek lookalikes, but at least get a wash in morning. YUK! FAECES in your nails. I spit on you! Vive La France!

Wanking up after the gym?

You being doing some squats on your gym-buddie's ****?

Viva la Porc up la ass!

Barndog
10-16-2008, 12:05 PM
(pwn) ddddddddddddddddddd

riera
10-16-2008, 12:29 PM
Wanking up after the gym?

You being doing some squats on your gym-buddie's ****?

Viva la Porc up la ass!

Only homosexuels anglais chienne-garçons would have a male gym buddy! :rofl: Or maybe your ugly shrek women are too fat to get through the turnstiles?

:owned2:

Vive La France! Land of l'ajustement des femmes. Pas les femmes qui ressemblent à Shrek!

Barndog
10-16-2008, 12:48 PM
Only homosexuels anglais chienne-garçons would have a male gym buddy! :rofl: Or maybe your ugly shrek women are too fat to get through the turnstiles?

:owned2:

Vive La France! Land of l'ajustement des femmes. Pas les femmes qui ressemblent à Shrek!

You got pwned back there you know.

Dynamite Kid
10-16-2008, 12:54 PM
typical nothern twat = Mick McCarthey a right bell end

riera
10-17-2008, 11:57 AM
You got pwned back there you know.

Pwned? Wtf. i know I'm a diamond geezer but you can't hand me into the jewellers. If you meant :owned: that happened to you as soon as you chose a such a pathetic excuse for an Anglais Chienne in your avatar

Barndog
10-17-2008, 02:15 PM
Pwned? Wtf. i know I'm a diamond geezer but you can't hand me into the jewellers. If you meant :owned: that happened to you as soon as you chose a such a pathetic excuse for an Anglais Chienne in your avatar

Atleast my country isn't covered in dog ****.

Zmlacksz
10-17-2008, 06:52 PM
Northern monkeys are basically cavemen so of course they are going to ****ing stink.
And about the French, ask any british ww2 grandad and they remeber when the french use to piss and **** on the streets.

Austin Drage
10-17-2008, 09:23 PM
I wash my face three times a day

When I wake up
When I come home from college
Before I go to bed

I brush my teeth twice a day

Once in the morning
Once before bed

I have two showers a day

When I wake up
Before I go to sleep

I moisture my face before I go to bed

I go to the gym

I ALWAYS wear deodrant

I change my underwear and socks at LEAST once a day

These are just basic things that every person should do.

riera
10-18-2008, 12:07 PM
Atleast my country isn't covered in dog ****.

Northern monkeys are basically cavemen so of course they are going to ****ing stink.
And about the French, ask any british ww2 grandad and they remeber when the french use to piss and **** on the streets.

But they still wash their hands after going to loo. You have faecal matter in your hands!!!YUK. No wonder you talk so much ****, you are eating it!!! We invented eau de toilette spray because chiennes anglais did not bathe.

**** them ww2 grandads that the French resistance had to help when they felt like cowards! All them French-Algerian soldiers had to save their dirty necks!!! Them old cunts are the same ones who keep going on about 1966. Your country smells coz it lives in the past. End of.