So I’m driving down Figueroa this morning as a detour around the traffic, that idea ended up taking me longer than if I hadn’t taken it. Anyways as I’m driving I see all the damn prostitutes, which I had forgotten strolled that street 24/7. A few of them looked pretty damn good. Hey, 30 bucks for a lay is better than Vegas’ 3,000 bucks!! So I’m thinking like I usually do, gett’n a woody the more I think about take’n one of those back to my place. Eventually got to work with a craving for coffee.

Just finished Jack in the Box for breakfast, good **** but it’s so bad for you. When I was paying one of my many tickets the other day I swear there was a **** star there, and if she wasn’t a **** star she should have been a **** star and I should be her partner. But I didn’t even say hi for some reason. I still haven’t made a pot of coffee.

Watching these damn fires on the news. Why the hell do they burn so slow?!?! I think I need to sneak in there and light some houses on fire from the inside… start some fires in the middle of the city while firefighters fight the fires around the city. Damnit, yea it’s still burning too slow.

If I were a girl I would want to be 95 pounds, bald, many piercings, and perfect white skin.

But I'm a tatted up, 200 pound man with hair and no piercings.

::takes your hand and starts skipping::

"Come, let us make a pot of coffee together."

I thought you fought at 155.

you put on alot of weight!

I fought at 155, yea. But I was also dieting 24/7 and beleemic, lol. So now I'm actually eating full meals, and am aloud to lift weights.

I see!

man i want to be 195 so bad

There was a hooker at a stop I make giving oral for $10. I figured she couldn't have been very good if she only charged $10. When she knocked on my window and offered I asked if she took food stamps or if she had a 2 for 1 special.
155 lbs. is great for competition but it sucks for real life applications.
Jack in the box makes an ultimate sausage sandwich I could eat all day if it wasn't for the grease dripping down the side.

Holy crap.. I just looked outside. The sun is orange due to all of the smoke from the forrest fires, it's like a deam, man!!

How close is it to you?

About 50 miles away... that's why I'm so suprised that it would effect downtown LA's sky's like this. It's pretty beautiful to see the orange sun bouncing off the glass of the cars driving by... it's like an industrial sunset.

I'm almost a vegetarian now. I haven't eaten poutry or beef for a long time. I'm not dieting or anything, I just haven't really been hungry and veggies and fish have just tasted better to me lately. It must be the drugs I'm on.

or the ones you're not on

Good point. Since I quit somking pot my tastes have changed dramatically.

I'm going to buy a big bottle of Jack on my lunch break.

I'm not drinking either.

isn't jack in the box the one that puts mayo on their breakfast sandwiches?

:gag barf gag:

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Since I quit somking pot


I'm so sorry.