View Full Version : Viva La France! England got owned by us.


Alexis Vastine
10-08-2008, 09:31 AM
please just read the opening paragraphs (despite your culture of poor literacy do try):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_I_of_England


Coeur de Lion he was not english, he was French by blood and for all intents and purposes. Like his predecessors all England gave him was land and titles equal to those of other Kings so they had equal bidding on battlefield(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_I_of_England). he also knew very little english, complained it was always raining there and spent 6 months of his long reign of 10 years there! to top it all off he said he would sell the then ****hole called London if he could find a high enough bidder.


More info:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/richard_i_king.shtml
:owned:
Au Revoir!!!

Alexis Vastine
10-08-2008, 11:43 AM
http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/group.php?groupid=74

Just join my new group and do not get upset my anglais amigos.

beecherhq
10-08-2008, 11:49 AM
If you really don't like England, why post incessant ****e in the limey lounge constantly?

alza1988
10-08-2008, 11:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfFeKWDLmok 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D2a2mzBHyA&feature=related 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hxFPGQwWHc&feature=related 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THbpiw7k-0I&feature=related 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwDl0TQt52c&feature=related 5
Warriors of the French Foreign Legion

Napalm Death
10-08-2008, 11:57 AM
Seeing as it happend a long, long time ago when nobody gave a **** its a bit of a self own.

Barndog
10-08-2008, 12:17 PM
I really wouldn't start bragging about French military history, because you put out a piss-poor outing each time.

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/surrendering.jpg

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 06:55 AM
We colonised Vietnam! He he he he. Each time, what about 1066?

squealpiggy
10-09-2008, 07:53 AM
1066 wasn't the French, it was the Normans. They were Norsemen, therefore Vikings. They had already conquered France and then they conquered England.

1066 was not a French victory it was the logical conclusion of a French defeat.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 08:00 AM
The normans spoke french and were indeed frenchmen who are descendents of vikings. I know you are in denial but you got ruled by french speaking peoples who made y'all learn francais. Also, we managed to colonise Vietnam unlike your bumboy masters who have never won a war by themselves since independence. Britain si americas *****, how bad can life get?

squealpiggy
10-09-2008, 08:01 AM
The normans spoke french and were indeed frenchmen who are descendents of vikings. I know you are in denial but you got ruled by french speaking peoples who made y'all learn francais. Also, we managed to colonise Vietnam unlike your bumboy masters who have never won a war by themselves since independence. Britain si americas *****, how bad can life get?

You could be conquered by the Italians. Twice.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 08:40 AM
I don't get ya.

Davros?
10-09-2008, 08:56 AM
The French used to be great fighters but you have been washed up ever since the first world war you were never the same after that, England is still a great fighting nation we just don’t have the money any more look what we did to Argentina even with half our fleet scraped we still beat them.

Clegg
10-09-2008, 09:16 AM
France colonizing Vietnam>The British Empire?:alcoholic

Dynamite Kid
10-09-2008, 09:19 AM
le français est des lâches

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 10:27 AM
le français est des lâchesAngleterre sont au football merde! Euro 2000 de football et Coupe du monde 1998. Na na na na na! :P

merde ils sont à tous les sports ils ont inventé, y compris la boxe. nous pouvons encore jouer au tennis et Savate

The French used to be great fighters but you have been washed up ever since the first world war you were never the same after that, England is still a great fighting nation we just don’t have the money any more look what we did to Argentina even with half our fleet scraped we still beat them.

good post. Most of the elite fighters of the French army were dead in the Somme. Lol, I don't think the Argies would fair well against any european army tbh. They were more like a militia and not organised enough to fight wars.

Sir Tom Jones
10-09-2008, 10:30 AM
Argies would do France over.

Dynamite Kid
10-09-2008, 11:28 AM
Angleterre sont au football merde! Euro 2000 de football et Coupe du monde 1998. Na na na na na! :P

merde ils sont à tous les sports ils ont inventé, y compris la boxe. nous pouvons encore jouer au tennis et Savate


yeah shame half the team was not actually French :lol1:

Zmlacksz
10-09-2008, 06:28 PM
As William the Conqueror said, the English are a nation of cowards. The current royal family are just descended from a long line of Normans rulers who own the English. The Queen reads new laws during the procession in Norman for ****s sake.

Barndog
10-09-2008, 06:29 PM
As William the Conqueror said, the English are a nation of cowards. The current royal family are just descended from a long line of Normans rulers who own the English. The Queen reads new laws during the procession in Norman for ****s sake.

You ****ing idiot, our Royal Family are German you cunt, now **** off!

Sir Tom Jones
10-09-2008, 07:08 PM
As William the Conqueror said, the English are a nation of cowards. The current royal family are just descended from a long line of Normans rulers who own the English. The Queen reads new laws during the procession in Norman for ****s sake.

Read some books:bukkake:

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 08:18 PM
Argies would do France over.
They were colonised by Spanish who were made into *****es of Napoleon.
yeah shame half the team was not actually French :lol1:That means neither am I. In that case half your team and most of your olympians are not actually English! You lick their balls when they're winning though.

Clegg
10-09-2008, 08:23 PM
They were colonised by Spanish who were made into *****es of Napoleon.

Triangle theory...applied to war rather than boxing, and in reference to events that happened several centuries apart.:alcoholic

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 08:30 PM
If you really don't like England, why post incessant ****e in the limey lounge constantly?
One has to go to the toilet once in a while. I **** on them!
1066 wasn't the French, it was the Normans. They were Norsemen, therefore Vikings.


claiming the normans were not french is as gay as claiming Brits are continental as that is where the ancestors tribes of the Celts, angles, Saxons come from. Ancestry ddoes not change the fact that england was populated by olde english speaking fags in 1066, and Normandy was very much err, well FRENCH!

That is the language they spoke and their ancestry was just another part of their history as it is for the english who also shared viking and saxon blood. Some normans even had Celtic blood so does that make em ****in oirish? Or does that make th eoirish ****ing spanish? Does it ****!

In conclusion William the Conqueror was a FRENCHMAN who came in and said AU REVOIR to the cowardly English people on the fields of hastings. They ran like cowards and got KTFO. Watch it on UKTV History, the recreation with Dan and Peter Snow is funny as ****!! Reminds me of all them english people who played for the pub team we beat up, LMAO.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 08:46 PM
Triangle theory...applied to war rather than boxing, and in reference to events that happened several centuries apart.:alcoholic
But it applies for you with the Queen being German?
:alcoholic

Well Napoleons revolutionaries killed that whores cousin and his slag wife. Britain and bumboy Cromwell didn't have the balls to follow through with their Republic, they had to go back to the whores in the palaces! That is why you are an inferior nation with no creaticity to deal with Maradona. Never mind what you did to his poor tropps. And your fathers in America did not win in Veitnam, we colonised them cunts!

France is rich with culture, wine, cheese, fashion, art, cuisine, poetry. That is what makes you an inferior SOCIETY. You La Losers keep going on about Shakespeare and 1966! You never won a major tournament in colour TV era and only as home nation, unlike us who proved we can swim outside our own lakes in 2000. As for Shakespeare, that bastard copied Romeo and Juliet from a persian:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Layla_and_Majnun From Arab and Habib folklore the story passed into Persian literature, and in 12th century, Nezami wrote a famous adaptation of Layla and Majnun in Persian. In his adaptation, the young lovers become acquainted at school and fell desperately in love. However, they could not see each other due to a family feud, and Layla's family arranged for her to marry another man [4]. It is a tragic story of undying love much like the later Romeo and Juliet, which was itself said to have been inspired by a Latin version of Layla and Majnun to an extent.[5] However, Shakespearean scholars deny any such influence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nezami
They can deny it all they want the bitter english losers but the evidence is clear. you can be the judges!!:
Layli o Majnun "Layla and Majnun" (1192)
Persian: لیلی و مجنون
A story Of Arabic origin, the poem of 4,700 distichs was dedicated, in 1192, to Abu al-Muzaffar Shirvanshah, a descendant of Bahram Chubin, the Sassanid general, whose exploits are reflected in Nezami's "Seven Beauties." The poem is based on the popular Arab legend of ill-starred lovers: the poet Qays falls in love with his cousin Layla, but is prevented from marrying her, and goes mad (Hence called Majnun meaning mad and possessed in Arabic). Majnun abandons society and family and moves to the desert and composes poems for his love Layli, who has been married to another. Although they were never united in life, when the lovers pass away, they are buried in the same grave. The Story of Layla and Majnun by Nizami, was translated and edited by Dr. Rudolf Gelpke into a English version in collaboration with E. Mattin and G. Hill Omega Publications and published in 1966. [17].
A comprehensive analysis containing partial translations of Nezami's romance Layla and Majnun examining key themes such as chastity, constancy and suffering through an analysis of the main characters was recently accomplished by Prof. Ali Gohrab.[18]

The conclusion is you are a bunch of cowards who came into prominence only after technology made war easy for *****holes. You are a culturally inferior society and I have taken away your last legs!! BTW, fish and chips should be called fish and ****s. Your food is bland like your with and humour(gay little britain is not funny, puke!).

Viva La France!

Dynamite Kid
10-09-2008, 09:32 PM
They were colonised by Spanish who were made into *****es of Napoleon.
That means neither am I. In that case half your team and most of your olympians are not actually English! You lick their balls when they're winning though.


try winning the world cup with Frenchmen next time eh

French are fraudsters and Cowards that stink of garlic

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 10:00 PM
try winning the world cup with Frenchmen next time eh

French are fraudsters and Cowards that stink of garlic

So you admit your vice skipper and your main players such as heskey, walcott, richards, brown are not english! LMAO. Well done! that means all of your best boxers are not english either. Well lennox is fairly obvious as he boxed for canada, but this means Naz, Eubank, benn, degale, Amir Khan, Audrey, Lloyd Hunnegan, John Conteh, ted kid Lewis the jew, bruno, and italian pizzaman calzaghe are also not english! That leaves you with no olympic finalists this millenium and the only champ is canvas licker Fatton!!

what a joke you are you dirty c18 wearing gringo turd.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 10:02 PM
p.s. garlic bread is nice, blac pudding is ****e. viva la france!

squealpiggy
10-09-2008, 10:13 PM
The French used to be great fighters but you have been washed up ever since the first world war you were never the same after that


Nah. Let's look at some classic French military campaigns:

The gallic wars
The Italians (but they were the romans at the time) kicked their arses causing the French to surrender. Chief Vercingetrix laid his arms at the feet of caesar in capitualtion. This scene was made famous in the Asterix books.

The 100 years war
Actually more than 100 years of getting their smelly arses kicked, the French claim victory on this one because the English, realising that the French had run out of soap and stuff to steal, withdrew following a battle in which a schizophrenic woman led their army.

The seven years war
The British beat the French at this one, largely on the water. This was to become a recurring theme.

The Revolutionary war
The French won this one! Largely because their opponents were... the French...

The French Revolutionary Wars
Having defeated themselves the French tried to convert this success into a wider theatre. That was a mistake as they got their arses royally handed to them at every step of the way. Haha "royally".

The Napoleonic Wars
France's greatest ever soldier, an Italian, led the nation to a group of tremendous military successes against Spanish peasants and the like before coming up against British sailors and getting their arses kicked. The Italian got sent to Elba which was frankly ****ing stupid.

The Napoleonic Wars part II - the Revenge
So Napoleon manages to escape from Elba considering it was easy to escape from and then starts more bother, this time enjoying tremendous success against Spanish peasants and empty Russian land, until he got his arse kicked by the Russian land due to it being "a bit cold". Then he went back to Spanish peasants until he bumped into the British and got his arse kicked again and then got his arse kicked for good after bumping into the Germans and the British in Prussia.

The First World War
Bravely held off the German invasion by... surrendering and leaving the real fighting to the British

The Second World War
Surrendered before there was even a threat of battle, then contented themselves with making a **** sitcom about it. Funnily enough if accounts after the war were to be believed, the French Resistance apparently had about 40 million members...

The Napoleonic Wars part II

squealpiggy
10-09-2008, 10:15 PM
As William the Conqueror said, the English are a nation of cowards. The current royal family are just descended from a long line of Normans rulers who own the English. The Queen reads new laws during the procession in Norman for ****s sake.


The British Royal Family haven't been descendant from Normans since the Plantagenet dynasty.

They were colonised by Spanish who were made into *****es of Napoleon.

Napoleon Buonaparte the Italian son of Italian parents who was from an Italian possessed island called Corsica?

AntonTheGreat
10-09-2008, 10:18 PM
well, I've got french blood, so can i have keeley hazell?

AntonTheGreat
10-09-2008, 10:20 PM
1066 wasn't the French, it was the Normans. They were Norsemen, therefore Vikings. They had already conquered France and then they conquered England.

1066 was not a French victory it was the logical conclusion of a French defeat.

belmont is a norman name, **** than I'm part viking? you learn something new everyday.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 11:48 PM
well, I've got french blood, so can i have keeley hazell?
Well she is more likely to say oui than yes to a smelly anglais chien who has a peanutknob!
belmont is a norman name, **** than I'm part viking? you learn something new everyday.
Normans were partly from gaul, and celtic too. French celtic, norse and germanic. You're a bag of skittles!
Napoleon Buonaparte the Italian son of Italian parents who was from an Italian possessed island called Corsica?
Corsica is in France you bell end

The gallic wars
The Italians (but they were the romans at the time) kicked their arses causing the French to surrender. Chief Vercingetrix laid his arms at the feet of caesar in capitualtion. This scene was made famous in the Asterix books.

The 100 years war
Actually more than 100 years of getting their smelly arses kicked, the French claim victory on this one because the English, realising that the French had run out of soap and stuff to steal, withdrew following a battle in which a schizophrenic woman led their army.
The Romans were not Italians(Italians did not exist!It appeared as vulgar latin in 9th century), they had men from all Europe, N Africa, and Middle East too. The famous slave revolter Eunus was from Syria. Incase you didn't notice they built Hadrians Wall bumboy so owned England too.

As for the hundred years war, I am glad you demonstrate you ignorance. yes it was some englishmen dying like dogs in the fields fro their french masters but the war was actually over the throne of France between french kings! The 'English' kings were french speaking normans who didnt give a **** about learning english(like Lionheart), and it originally started because the normans got busy beaating up gringoes, so The King of France seized normandy but let them keep the norman channel islands. The norman kings didn't like it so said they were Kings of both countries as frenchmen!

The Hundred Years' War (French: Guerre de Cent Ans) was a prolonged conflict lasting from 1337 to 1453 between two royal houses for the French throne, vacant with the extinction of the senior Capetian line of French kings. The two primary contenders were the House of Valois, and the House of Plantagenet, also known as the House of Anjou. The House of Valois claimed the title of King of France, while the Plantagenets from England claimed to be Kings of France and England. The Plantagenet Kings in England had their roots in the French regions of Anjou and Normandy. French soldiers fought on both sides, with Burgundy and Aquitaine providing notable support for the Plantagenet side.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundred_year_war



They still speak French to this day in the courts of Jersey and the people speak Jèrriais, a norman dialect. Guernésiais is the norman french spoken in Guernsey. to this day you have proof of being owned by French!!! My *****!!

squealpiggy
10-10-2008, 07:09 AM
Corsica is in France you bell end

Corsica is off the coast of France and at the time Napoleon was born was an Italian possession. So born on Italian soil to Italian parents, your greatest general was an eyeteye.

You bell end.

The Romans were not Italians

Sure they were.

Incase you didn't notice they built Hadrians Wall bumboy so owned England too.

Yes but it took them an extra few hundred years and by that time they were essentially the force of the entire world, not just Italians like they were when they kicked the **** out of the Gauls.

As for the hundred years war, I am glad you demonstrate you ignorance.

I did? Oh goody.

yes it was some englishmen dying like dogs in the fields fro their french masters but the war was actually over the throne of France between french kings!

No it wasn't. It was an invasion of France by English kings in order to get plunder and ransoms.

The 'English' kings were french speaking normans who didnt give a **** about learning english(like Lionheart)

I showed my ignorance but you think that Richard the Lionheart was involved in the Hundred Years War? He died in 1199, the hundred years war started in the 1330s.

and it originally started because the normans got busy beaating up gringoes, so The King of France seized normandy but let them keep the norman channel islands. The norman kings didn't like it so said they were Kings of both countries as frenchmen!

No it didn't, it started because the King of England was also the Duke of Normandy and a vassal of the king of France. By this time the English kings had grown used to a diet of strong lager and kicking the **** out of people (as opposed to the French pastimes of watching mimes, drinking wine, and posing with books of existential poetry) and decided that if they invaded France they could kick the **** out of them, drink lager, steal their gold and no longer be vassals of the French king. So we kicked the **** out of them over the course of some 130 years before deciding to let them have their country back otherwise we wouldn't have anyone to kick the **** out of for the next five centuries.

They still speak French to this day in the courts of Jersey and the people speak Jèrriais, a norman dialect. Guernésiais is the norman french spoken in Guernsey. to this day you have proof of being owned by French!!! My *****!!

****ing Jersey? That's the best you have? Jersey and Guernsey? Those capitulating demi-frogs can **** right off.

Davros?
10-10-2008, 08:44 AM
The First World War
Bravely held off the German invasion by... surrendering and leaving the real fighting to the British



Nah during the first world war the French took a much heavy burden of the fighting than what the British did, Over here you don’t here much about the French contribution to the war. The French were heavily involved in the Somme and took on the battle of Verdun by them self’s. The French had many different types of special units available to them like the Zuoves and had excellent cavalry as well as the best field gun in the world the 75mm, the problem the French had was discipline which caused several large scale mutiny’s. After the war the French took up a defensive stance as they did not want to be involved in a war that would involve the same high casualty rate as the great war.

Davros?
10-10-2008, 08:51 AM
Why am i sticking up for the French.

alza1988
10-10-2008, 09:48 AM
Corsica is where the FFL Paras are based ,watch this video both parts ,a Kiwi in the FFL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xopQ2qlPyto 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyHPytI1tn0&feature=related 2

squealpiggy
10-10-2008, 07:05 PM
Nah during the first world war the French took a much heavy burden of the fighting than what the British did, Over here you don’t here much about the French contribution to the war. The French were heavily involved in the Somme and took on the battle of Verdun by them self’s. The French had many different types of special units available to them like the Zuoves and had excellent cavalry as well as the best field gun in the world the 75mm, the problem the French had was discipline which caused several large scale mutiny’s. After the war the French took up a defensive stance as they did not want to be involved in a war that would involve the same high casualty rate as the great war.

If you have to choose between the fact and the legend, print the legend.

Zmlacksz
10-10-2008, 09:47 PM
The British Royal Family haven't been descendant from Normans since the Plantagenet dynasty.


The Queen speaks norman at the procession and change of parliament. The Normans conquered the english and set this law, which is why every King/Queen for the past 900 years still uses the norman language on those occasions. Always a reminder that the French Normans conquered the english.

Alexis Vastine
10-11-2008, 02:48 AM
Squealypiggy, you don't half talk some **** and you have been corrected by ya own boys! I said like Lionheart, not that he was there you illiterate and ignorant bastard. Corsica may have been in Italian possesion for a while, but they are French speaking roma people which is why we spanked the pizza man and took it off them! I don't need to say no more because :owned2:

I LIKE THE WAY YOU HAVE NO ANSWER FOR THE FACT THAT CARPENTIERE SPANKED TED KID LEWIS IN HIS OWN BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL HE IS HIGHER P4P THEN ANY QUALILO THAT EVER LACED EM UP FROM YOU **** COUNTRY....ORCHID MAN BUMAYE!!!

if in doubt, just watch Last of the Mohicans to see who the real surrender monkeys were! They invented it, which is why there are so many POW camps in Allemange.

Napalm Death
10-11-2008, 04:56 AM
Squealypiggy, you don't half talk some **** and you have been corrected by ya own boys! I said like Lionheart, not that he was there you illiterate and ignorant bastard. Corsica may have been in Italian possesion for a while, but they are French speaking roma people which is why we spanked the pizza man and took it off them! I don't need to say no more because :owned2:

I LIKE THE WAY YOU HAVE NO ANSWER FOR THE FACT THAT CARPENTIERE SPANKED TED KID LEWIS IN HIS OWN BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL HE IS HIGHER P4P THEN ANY QUALILO THAT EVER LACED EM UP FROM YOU **** COUNTRY....ORCHID MAN BUMAYE!!!

if in doubt, just watch Last of the Mohicans to see who the real surrender monkeys were! They invented it, which is why there are so many POW camps in Allemange.

Maybe you have not realised. Nobody gives a flying ****.

Alexis Vastine
10-11-2008, 06:20 AM
Is that why they keep posting, lol. I couldn't give a flying **** about your sad and pathetic PM's defending Calslappy's homosexual lifestyle. Bore off bum boy.

Napalm Death
10-11-2008, 08:51 AM
Is that why they keep posting, lol. I couldn't give a flying **** about your sad and pathetic PM's defending Calslappy's homosexual lifestyle. Bore off bum boy.

Why bother to reply then, when you could suck off fernando torres?

riera
10-13-2008, 05:45 PM
i do not think Spanish people are as gay as the Welsh and Italians. Joe is both rolled into one! LOL. I'll leave that sort off stuff to you. Enjoy the sheep come that he forgot to wipe off.

Zmlacksz
10-13-2008, 09:36 PM
i do not think Spanish people are as gay as the Welsh and Italians. Joe is both rolled into one! LOL. I'll leave that sort off stuff to you. Enjoy the sheep come that he forgot to wipe off.

The English
http://www.flurl.com/item/Eng_Sheep_u_282625

squealpiggy
10-13-2008, 11:04 PM
i do not think Spanish people are as gay as the Welsh and Italians. Joe is both rolled into one! LOL. I'll leave that sort off stuff to you. Enjoy the sheep come that he forgot to wipe off.

Your best ever general was Italian, plus you got conquered by them twice. Three times if you count Mr Buonaparte.

Sir Tom Jones
10-14-2008, 04:14 AM
i do not think Spanish people are as gay as the Welsh and Italians. Joe is both rolled into one! LOL. I'll leave that sort off stuff to you. Enjoy the sheep come that he forgot to wipe off.

I find it amusing that any 'Frenchie' could have the nerve to call any other nation gay.

squealpiggy
10-14-2008, 09:02 AM
I find it amusing that any 'Frenchie' could have the nerve to call any other nation gay.

The French are tough and masculine.

http://www.thedramashed.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/mime1.jpg

riera
10-14-2008, 09:45 AM
I find it amusing that any 'Frenchie' could have the nerve to call any other nation gay.I find it amusing that Wales are in denial:

http://www.littlebritaincostumes.co.uk/lb_daffyd_lge.jpg
In France parents would call in to complain and puke!!!!
The French are tough and masculine.

http://aboyfromindia.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/zidane_headbutt.jpg
Especially when dealing with gay Italians.
Your comments defending bum love in main lounge make me sick! I spit on your gay Union Jack! I'm going to wipe my arse with that rag.

Vive La Tricolore!

squealpiggy
10-14-2008, 10:22 AM
I find it amusing that Wales are in denial:

http://www.littlebritaincostumes.co.uk/lb_daffyd_lge.jpg
In France parents would call in to complain and puke!!!!

Especially when dealing with gay Italians.
Your comments defending bum love in main lounge make me sick! I spit on your gay Union Jack! I'm going to wipe my arse with that rag.

Vive La Tricolore!

Napoleon was Italian. And your second best ever general was a Schizophrenic woman who got burned as a witch.

Naps
10-14-2008, 10:29 AM
http://pages.prodigy.net/stevesoares/photos/mime.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/lickspot/R4ugOQZZtnI/AAAAAAAAVCU/V4uXOt50am4/s512/mlewis_tetu_02_03.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TGQ3X91HL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

riera
10-14-2008, 10:33 AM
The English
http://www.flurl.com/item/Eng_Sheep_u_282625
hahaha that looks like it might be London born Joe Calslappy!!!!


miming is an art form. We are the kings of art and culture and all the backward British is good for is being obese and making love to the animals. Anglais Chiennes!

Naps
10-14-2008, 10:34 AM
http://marseille.theoffside.com/files/2008/06/6357123941.jpg

squealpiggy
10-14-2008, 10:41 AM
hahaha that looks like it might be London born Joe Calslappy!!!!


miming is an art form. We are the kings of art and culture and all the backward British is good for is being obese and making love to the animals. Anglais Chiennes!

The French farmers try, but no self respecting sheep would let one of the filthy ****ers near them. So the French farmers burned them.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1190000/images/_1191831_burning300.jpg

Naps
10-14-2008, 10:42 AM
The French batty boys also take more suppositries than the rest of Europe combined.

Pray tell, why do you cram tablets up your asses?

Naps
10-14-2008, 10:43 AM
Here is a little quote from Gerard Depardieu:

"Only the British understand me… They have a great sense of humour. It is the French who are cretins"

Naps
10-14-2008, 10:46 AM
Abother fun quote, this time from President Sarkozy, I can source it if you wish:

"The standard of life of the British is higher than that of the French"

riera
10-14-2008, 10:47 AM
http://marseille.theoffside.com/files/2008/06/6357123941.jpg

them lot llok welsh! Especially enzo maccarinelli there in the middle. Gary Lockett said on bbc.co.uk he likes to spend time at home with his boyfriend. Ewww you mother****ers make me sick, bringin AIDS into the ring!

Naps
10-14-2008, 10:50 AM
them lot llok welsh! Especially enzo maccarinelli there in the middle.

The one in the middle is actually one of Frances best players... ::owned:

Such a proud Frenchy!?!?!!??!

riera
10-14-2008, 11:14 AM
Only bum boys watch and play smear the queer, which is main sport in gay wales :owned2:

Zmlacksz
10-14-2008, 11:53 AM
We like Calzaghe in France because he hates the cowardly English limies.

riera
10-14-2008, 12:43 PM
I don't. he's a fraud. No boxing purist would ven if they were Welsh-Italian and born in London just like Calslappy

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Sir Tom Jones
10-14-2008, 02:30 PM
I find it amusing that Wales are in denial:

http://www.littlebritaincostumes.co.uk/lb_daffyd_lge.jpg
In France parents would call in to complain and puke!!!!

Especially when dealing with gay Italians.
Your comments defending bum love in main lounge make me sick! I spit on your gay Union Jack! I'm going to wipe my arse with that rag.

Vive La Tricolore!

Bloody idiot, that bloke is English, the whole thing was funny because the stereotypical Welshman is far from gay unlike you French queers.


As for Zidane, good player should have played for Algeria, any French players who are half decent are usually not actually proper French.

You sound like a lil raging homo to be honest, here is a video that you might be able to relate to,http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2969374583886026984

R.Kelly trapped in the closet

Zmlacksz
10-14-2008, 04:45 PM
I don't. he's a fraud. No boxing purist would ven if they were Welsh-Italian and born in London just like Calslappy

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You ain't French or you would know Calzaghe detest the english from his book, previous fight interviews etc.

riera
10-14-2008, 06:09 PM
WTF! how is knowing some bull**** from a gayboys book got to do with being French? Are you trying to say all french people know that? I know he doesnt like english but I like to **** on them by mentioning he was born in London so is one of them too!

splinterccfc your a bum,boy. the reason why he does that sketch is because all welsh people have an accent which sounds more gay than san francisco. macca looks like he made love to you last night which is why you are happy. lol you bumboy, trying to say Zizou is not French is a waste of time, just look at all the Jamaicans and Oirish players in your own team!!! he was born in this greta country and the Algerian national team turned him away when he was a youngster coz he was too big and slow for football! :owned2: again

Sir Tom Jones
10-14-2008, 09:31 PM
WTF! how is knowing some bull**** from a gayboys book got to do with being French? Are you trying to say all french people know that? I know he doesnt like english but I like to **** on them by mentioning he was born in London so is one of them too!

splinterccfc your a bum,boy. the reason why he does that sketch is because all welsh people have an accent which sounds more gay than san francisco. macca looks like he made love to you last night which is why you are happy. lol you bumboy, trying to say Zizou is not French is a waste of time, just look at all the Jamaicans and Oirish players in your own team!!! he was born in this greta country and the Algerian national team turned him away when he was a youngster coz he was too big and slow for football! :owned2: again

despite how many times you say you have owned someone, the only way you do that is by doing it not simply saying it *****,

you french are the laughing stock of the Western world, you are poofs.

You are a closet job sonny, get out and get 'liberal' like you French do best,

You are a scouser, not French the act is all a little boring.

riera
10-15-2008, 11:56 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrjljFSy4M


:owned2:

Naps
10-15-2008, 12:04 PM
despite how many times you say you have owned someone, the only way you do that is by doing it not simply saying it *****,

you french are the laughing stock of the Western world, you are poofs.

You are a closet job sonny, get out and get 'liberal' like you French do best,

You are a scouser, not French the act is all a little boring.


He's not even French. The other day he told me that my "Mother cooks socks in hell" in French. I think he meant to say "sucks ****s in hell" but his online translator seemingly failed him.

riera
10-15-2008, 12:11 PM
He's not even French. The other day he told me that my "Mother cooks socks in hell" in French. I think he meant to say "sucks ****s in hell" but his online translator seemingly failed him.

No, I did mean that which is why I wrote the same thing in english to you via Red K! Anybody knows what chausettes are and if I did make a mistake online I would have spotted it nobrash. It doesn't have the same meaning in French but you knew what I meant from the red K dickhead.
An online translator would have still got it wrong if I did mean that! When I learned english again after many years of exile from the smelly language them translators were useless.This is what the english flag looks like when the team come out to the anthem:

:bsflag:

Naps
10-15-2008, 12:16 PM
No, I did mean that which is why I wrote the same thing in english to you via Red K! Anybody knows what chausettes are and if I did make a mistake online I would have spotted it nobrash. It doesn't have the same meaning in French but you knew what I meant from the red K dickhead.
An online translator would have still got it wrong if I did mean that! When I learned english again after many years of exile from the smelly language them translators were useless.This is what the english flag looks like when the team come out to the anthem:

:bsflag:


Is sock toasting in France seen as an insult?

And you never gave me red k. In fact, you just sent me a friend request for some reason.

Goodness you're mixed up.

Sir Tom Jones
10-15-2008, 03:01 PM
No, I did mean that which is why I wrote the same thing in english to you via Red K! Anybody knows what chausettes are and if I did make a mistake online I would have spotted it nobrash. It doesn't have the same meaning in French but you knew what I meant from the red K dickhead.
An online translator would have still got it wrong if I did mean that! When I learned english again after many years of exile from the smelly language them translators were useless.This is what the english flag looks like when the team come out to the anthem:

:bsflag:

you scouse bastard:smashfrea

riera
10-15-2008, 05:12 PM
Is sock toasting in France seen as an insult?

And you never gave me red k. In fact, you just sent me a friend request for some reason.

Goodness you're mixed up.I thought you were French with all your lingo skills.

you scouse bastard:smashfrea
Without Irish scousers England would have been 1-0 down at half time and wouldn't have got the second goal either.

Just admit that anglais are useless chiennes and i'll call it a day yeah?

riera
10-16-2008, 01:36 PM
P.S. Vous avez été mes chiennes anglais depuis 1066!

JeanPierrePapin
10-22-2008, 07:12 PM
Here is a little quote from Gerard Depardieu:

"Only the British understand me… They have a great sense of humour. It is the French who are cretins"You can keep the big nosed twat, reject of our country!

The English
http://www.flurl.com/item/Eng_Sheep_u_282625

Nah during the first world war the French took a much heavy burden of the fighting than what the British did, Over here you don’t here much about the French contribution to the war. The French were heavily involved in the Somme and took on the battle of Verdun by them self’s. The French had many different types of special units available to them like the Zuoves and had excellent cavalry as well as the best field gun in the world the 75mm, the problem the French had was discipline which caused several large scale mutiny’s. After the war the French took up a defensive stance as they did not want to be involved in a war that would involve the same high casualty rate as the great war.

The Queen speaks norman at the procession and change of parliament. The Normans conquered the english and set this law, which is why every King/Queen for the past 900 years still uses the norman language on those occasions. Always a reminder that the French Normans conquered the english.

please just read the opening paragraphs (despite your culture of poor literacy do try):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_I_of_England


Coeur de Lion he was not english, he was French by blood and for all intents and purposes. Like his predecessors all England gave him was land and titles equal to those of other Kings so they had equal bidding on battlefield(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_I_of_England). he also knew very little english, complained it was always raining there and spent 6 months of his long reign of 10 years there! to top it all off he said he would sell the then ****hole called London if he could find a high enough bidder.


More info:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/richard_i_king.shtml
:owned:
Au Revoir!!!truth spoken! :rofl:

Boxing Purist
10-23-2008, 11:10 PM
JamboBoy, no need to get upset and cry for a ban like a *****. I won't say chienne no more if it makes you happy, even though that is what you are! All I am doing is telling you about your history and how :owned2: Don't shoot the ****ing messenger! Go kill Peter and Dan Snow when the come on UKTV Histoire.

reggaefan
10-29-2008, 02:13 PM
did they smoke weed and **** random girls in 1066? they must have started when cool french people brought that **** over.

JulioCesaChavez
12-05-2008, 06:26 PM
I forgot to mentionm that a teenage girl beat the **** out of them and had them **** scared! They had to kill a little woman, lol.


Chiennes Anglais are a nation of COWARDS.

Roger Yomama
12-05-2008, 06:53 PM
yeah shame half the team was not actually French :lol1:

Damn right. They should cut bits off the trophy and send a little piece to Senegal, Argentina, Algeria and New Caledonia.

Sir Tom Jones
12-05-2008, 08:14 PM
ha this thread is still around then,

Naz Fan
12-05-2008, 09:56 PM
Didnt we capture their greatest ever hero? (No, not Zidane).

JulioCesaChavez
12-06-2008, 12:24 AM
Damn right. They should cut bits off the trophy and send a little piece to Senegal, Argentina, Algeria and New Caledonia.
They are as French as me, and as French as french can be! We are not so narrow minded as you, which is why we are a much more culturally superior nation full of arts, music, poetry, fashion, football and le parkour! The French soldiers from colonies got war pensions because they fought for tricolore and became a part of it. Your attitude is why to this day you still exploit the Ghurkas! You don't have room to talk anyway when it comes to the descent of your best sportsmen:

Lennox Lewis - miscallaneous
Lewis Hamilton - Jamiacan
Steven Gerrard - Oirish
Ferdinand - Jamaican/Fish
Calslappy - Italian
ugly fat Rooney - Orish
Panesar - Indian!
Nasser Hussain - Pakistani
John Barnes - Jamiacan born and bread
Zara Phillips - German Royal
James Degale - African
Chris Eubank - African
Nigel Benn - African
LLoyd Hunnegan - African
Joe Bugner - Hungarian
Ian Wright - Jamaican
Amir the chin Khan - Pakistani
Naseem Hamed - Yemeni
And finally, even your 66 team had a gentleman in it by the name of Cohen (Yiddish for high priest) !!!!! The ball didn't cross the line anyway...... Tut tut.
Didnt we capture their greatest ever hero? (No, not Zidane).

You're confusing me because we have so many. WE ARE A NATION OF HERO'S!!! You could be talking about Napoleon, Platini, Jean Pierre Papin, Kung Fu Cantona, Amelie Mauresmo or even the teenage bird Joan of Arc (played by Milla Jovovich) that they were so afraid of. They must be gay as **** and a *****hole to execute such a fine arse bird as can be seen below!

Naps
12-08-2008, 12:11 AM
Do you really think Mila Jovovovovich is actually the REAL Joan of Arc?

Iamnotausername
12-08-2008, 07:41 AM
Frogs dont even own soap so how the fuk could they own us?

JulioCesaChavez
12-08-2008, 11:40 PM
Frogs dont even own soap so how the fuk could they own us?
Because we use shower gel! Get with the 21st Century. Plus the English were actually cheaper than soap.....
Do you really think Mila Jovovovovich is actually the REAL Joan of Arc?

There are no photos available of the real Joan ya plank!

fight_professor
12-10-2008, 02:06 AM
Joan of Arcadia was a great show.

Roger Yomama
12-10-2008, 04:20 AM
They are as French as me, and as French as french can be! We are not so narrow minded as you, which is why we are a much more culturally superior nation full of arts, music, poetry, fashion, football and le parkour! The French soldiers from colonies got war pensions because they fought for tricolore and became a part of it. Your attitude is why to this day you still exploit the Ghurkas! You don't have room to talk anyway when it comes to the descent of your best sportsmen:

Lennox Lewis - miscallaneous
Lewis Hamilton - Jamiacan
Steven Gerrard - Oirish
Ferdinand - Jamaican/Fish
Calslappy - Italian
ugly fat Rooney - Orish
Panesar - Indian!
Nasser Hussain - Pakistani
John Barnes - Jamiacan born and bread
Zara Phillips - German Royal
James Degale - African
Chris Eubank - African
Nigel Benn - African
LLoyd Hunnegan - African
Joe Bugner - Hungarian
Ian Wright - Jamaican
Amir the chin Khan - Pakistani
Naseem Hamed - Yemeni
And finally, even your 66 team had a gentleman in it by the name of Cohen (Yiddish for high priest) !!!!! The ball didn't cross the line anyway...... Tut tut.


You're confusing me because we have so many. WE ARE A NATION OF HERO'S!!! You could be talking about Napoleon, Platini, Jean Pierre Papin, Kung Fu Cantona, Amelie Mauresmo or even the teenage bird Joan of Arc (played by Milla Jovovich) that they were so afraid of. They must be gay as **** and a *****hole to execute such a fine arse bird as can be seen below!

You aren't French. Why do you keep pretending to be when everyone on here knows you are a scouser? And a cunt. Is your life really that sad that you have to pretend to be someone else, just to make your ****ty little existence bearable? You are a liar, a bore and a racist. You should do the world a favour by throwing yourself and your Primark jacket into the Mersey.

Addition
12-10-2008, 05:45 AM
They are as French as me, and as French as french can be! We are not so narrow minded as you, which is why we are a much more culturally superior nation full of arts, music, poetry, fashion, football and le parkour! The French soldiers from colonies got war pensions because they fought for tricolore and became a part of it. Your attitude is why to this day you still exploit the Ghurkas! You don't have room to talk anyway when it comes to the descent of your best sportsmen:

Lennox Lewis - miscallaneous
Lewis Hamilton - Jamiacan
Steven Gerrard - Oirish
Ferdinand - Jamaican/Fish
Calslappy - Italian
ugly fat Rooney - Orish
Panesar - Indian!
Nasser Hussain - Pakistani
John Barnes - Jamiacan born and bread
Zara Phillips - German Royal
James Degale - African
Chris Eubank - African
Nigel Benn - African
LLoyd Hunnegan - African
Joe Bugner - Hungarian
Ian Wright - Jamaican
Amir the chin Khan - Pakistani
Naseem Hamed - Yemeni
And finally, even your 66 team had a gentleman in it by the name of Cohen (Yiddish for high priest) !!!!! The ball didn't cross the line anyway...... Tut tut.
!

You can talk your French national football team has Africans.

Napalm Death
12-11-2008, 01:43 PM
You can talk your French national football team has Africans.

I waas going to say the exact same thing as you.

JulioCesaChavez
12-11-2008, 10:48 PM
I was the one who was saying 'ypu gpot no room to talk' first you retards! Learn howtoread and comprehend your own ****ing language.

Naps
12-11-2008, 10:54 PM
There are no photos available of the real Joan ya plank!

There is one here:

http://i.pbase.com/u13/digitalmemories/upload/42515476.86.jpg

JulioCesaChavez
12-12-2008, 07:06 PM
There is one here:

http://i.pbase.com/u13/digitalmemories/upload/42515476.86.jpg

Oh well, I suppose that's what Catholic girls mean by 'virgin'. I bet she liked anal too, which would prevent damage to her Frenulum labiorum pudendi and also the requiremnt of a hymen reconstruction from downtown Tijuana.

Addition
12-12-2008, 07:33 PM
I was the one who was saying 'ypu gpot no room to talk' first you retards! Learn howtoread and comprehend your own ****ing language.

Who cares, it doesn't change the fact you got Africans in your team.

JulioCesaChavez
12-12-2008, 08:10 PM
A Frenchman won the world cup loser. Get over it. Plus we had hardly any ehtnics when we won our first euro's, but them Africans are French anyway just like Nasser Hussain was captain of England! We have 3 major trophies with goals that crossed the line whereas England have ZERO. End of.

Naps
12-14-2008, 07:50 AM
A Frenchman won the world cup loser. Get over it. Plus we had hardly any ehtnics when we won our first euro's, but them Africans are French anyway just like Nasser Hussain was captain of England! We have 3 major trophies with goals that crossed the line whereas England have ZERO. End of.

Whatever big ears.

JulioCesaChavez
12-17-2008, 02:55 AM
Whatever big ears.

My ears are not big compared to my penis. Just ask your mum

SickmyDuck
12-17-2008, 08:14 AM
You aren't French. Why do you keep pretending to be when everyone on here knows you are a scouser? And a cunt. Is your life really that sad that you have to pretend to be someone else, just to make your ****ty little existence bearable? You are a liar, a bore and a racist. You should do the world a favour by throwing yourself and your Primark jacket into the Mersey.

yes............................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

JulioCesaChavez
12-17-2008, 05:59 PM
yes............................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Well I feel sorry for ya, and all the other chiennes Anglais! They do pretend to be other people which is why they can't post their own pics on the net. The camera lens will probably crack, and they are probably too fat to fit on standard 17'' screens. They hate on my pic so much I find it rather amusing! It proves I am just too bad, too stylish and look too damn good. YNWA!

SickmyDuck
12-18-2008, 05:28 AM
Well I feel sorry for ya, and all the other chiennes Anglais! They do pretend to be other people which is why they can't post their own pics on the net. The camera lens will probably crack, and they are probably too fat to fit on standard 17'' screens. They hate on my pic so much I find it rather amusing! It proves I am just too bad, too stylish and look too damn good. YNWA!

thats true. you are fine gentleman

some people just wont accept it