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Mr. Beelzebub
10-20-2003, 02:11 PM
F'n dumb ass laws indeed. God bless our judicial and legal systems...

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Mr. Beelzebub
10-20-2003, 02:19 PM
Our great neighbors from the north:

-Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.
-35% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".
-You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
-Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
-It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
-No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government. This means using US satellite systems such as "DirecTV" is illegal.
-It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
-It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.
Nuno
10-20-2003, 02:20 PM
NJ Law

"It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder."

Bwahahahahhahaa'a
Fallout
10-20-2003, 02:21 PM
In Toronto it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Younge Street on Sunday
Nuno
10-20-2003, 02:29 PM
Elizabeth, NJ

It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.

WTF!!! Everyone must be breaking the law then........
realkaps
10-20-2003, 02:31 PM
Dumb laws indeed.....
Nuno
10-20-2003, 02:37 PM
Newark, NJ

It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
Nuno
10-20-2003, 02:38 PM
Raritan, NJ

Profanity is prohibited.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Nuno
10-20-2003, 02:39 PM
Mount Laurel, NJ

It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.

I guess Bzob can't move here......
Nuno
10-20-2003, 02:41 PM
Cresskill, NJ

All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.


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Curly Howard
10-20-2003, 03:11 PM
Blue will love this

Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.

Columbia

One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM

Excelsior Springs

Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.

Kansas City

Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Natchez

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

University City

No person may own a PVC pipe
One may not honk another's horn.
Four women may not rent an apartment together
realkaps
10-20-2003, 03:11 PM
LMAO!
mmafanman
10-20-2003, 05:48 PM
Funny link