View Full Version : There is a big j.eggin living in me house
TheHoff'sGhost 10-05-2008, 03:11 PM So this is the story, I rent out this house and there's a big bloody ****** in there. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not one of these ******ist people like that mickeybollocks, and I'm a nice landlord so I am, but there are a few things I expect of a sodding tennant, be he a ****** or a honkey or a cunting martian, and one of em is paying the bastard rent. That's right you ho bags, this ****** fella hasn't paid the rent for four long bloody months. What a cunt eh? I feel like doing a bleeding Nicholas Van Hoogenstraten and nobbling this ****** fella. I tell yer, it's a ****ing liberty. The big ****** is taking the George Michael so he is, in fact it's enough to turn me into a ******ist.
Mickey, these blacks are right ****ers aint they?
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:19 PM Oh my god?! You associate with blacks!?!
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:19 PM He's probably a drug dealer (no stereotyping). Report him.
VERSATILE2K10 10-05-2008, 03:19 PM Hoff a landlord, ballin aren't ya.
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:20 PM Hoff a landlord, ballin aren't ya.
Do you know this tenant Versy?
Just ban KFC and water melons in the house.
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:23 PM Just ban KFC and water melons in the house.
Douche. KFC don't deliver!!
It'd be good if they did, then I wouldn't see so many Jegs walkin on the streets.
Douche. KFC don't deliver!!
It'd be good if they did, then I wouldn't see so many Jegs walkin on the streets.
Nobody eats KFC in the actual restaurant. You get *****s coming up to, trying to sell you gay porn while you're eating your bargain banquet.
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:27 PM Nobody eats KFC in the actual restaurant. You get *****s coming up to, trying to sell you gay porn while you're eating your bargain banquet.
Do they!?!
Shit, i need to go to KFC more often.
Do they!?!
Shit, i need to go to KFC more often.
Last time I was in there some ***** tried to sell me shit shovellers 9 for £5.
TheHoff'sGhost 10-05-2008, 03:30 PM Oh my god?! You associate with blacks!?!
The letting agents were the ones that dealt with the bastard. I'm gonna tell em that next time they better not get any ****** fellas in.
He's probably a drug dealer (no stereotyping). Report him.
Damn right I will. I'm gonna be like Addison up in this bitch, hitting the report button as fast as I can.
Hoff a landlord, ballin aren't ya.
Aye, that's me.
Nobody eats KFC in the actual restaurant. You get *****s coming up to, trying to sell you gay porn while you're eating your bargain banquet.
That's a lie, I eat in at KTC pretty often. So far all I been offered is raging bum sex one time :(
That's a lie, I eat in at KTC pretty often. So far all I been offered is raging bum sex one time :(
I got locked in with 3 pikeys one time. They stole an old woman's purse so KFC brought down the security gates.
I just wanted to eat my KFC in peace. :nonono:
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:40 PM Last time I was in there some ***** tried to sell me shit shovellers 9 for £5.
HAHAHHAHA.
Sounds like an epic.
Better than "Johnny Hard-On in Ten Miles of Tough Tongue."
Barndog 10-05-2008, 03:42 PM The letting agents were the ones that dealt with the bastard. I'm gonna tell em that next time they better not get any ****** fellas in.
Damn right I will. I'm gonna be like Addison up in this bitch, hitting the report button as fast as I can.
Aye, that's me.
Bad times though. People shouldn't be cunts when it comes to a deal.
You own a flat? pay the ****ing rent. Or get a boot up your arse.
you want me and MickeyHatton to come round and teach this guy a lesson??
(In truth MickHatton will beat the shit out of him with his forces training and I'll be like..."YEAH! KNOB SACK!" and "YEAH!! IDIOT TAKE THAT!" cowering behind him)
Mickey Maguire 10-05-2008, 03:58 PM What is the legal procedure for you Hoffee, to get the money off this cunt?.
TheHoff'sGhost 10-05-2008, 04:22 PM Bad times though. People shouldn't be cunts when it comes to a deal.
You own a flat? pay the ****ing rent. Or get a boot up your arse.
you want me and MickeyHatton to come round and teach this guy a lesson??
(In truth MickHatton will beat the shit out of him with his forces training and I'll be like..."YEAH! KNOB SACK!" and "YEAH!! IDIOT TAKE THAT!" cowering behind him)
That sounds like a plan so it does Mickey. I tell yer what, the bastard deserves a kick in the cunt.
What is the legal procedure for you Hoffee, to get the money off this cunt?.
We've started proceedings to take him to court, and then we might have to get the bailiffs in.
Barndog 10-05-2008, 04:32 PM Lets Smash Him.
Limey Roll Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!
Alexis Vastine 10-05-2008, 07:14 PM What's a jeggen?
TheHoff'sGhost 10-05-2008, 07:21 PM What's a jeggen?
It's a giant kangeroo.
Alexis Vastine 10-06-2008, 04:31 AM What's that got to do with black people?
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