I went to the local bar, some guys in the booth next to us wanted a ruck, but pussied out, I dunno why they were a bunvh of loud prickd, we were loud but we were harmless

. Me n my mate were walking to the kebab shop afterwards when some ****in emo prick said we were pricks, so me n my mate kicked **** out of him.

The police came as it was all kicking off. We explained everyhting to em, the prick who started it legged it n got arrested by the pigs. End of the day the emo got a beating with the blessing off the pigs

:rofl: :rofl:

Just got back from my nite out! Off to bed..

Yeah I was pretty hammered last night.

To set the record straight!
The guys in the pub were ****in around and ended up spilling some drink on my mate and didnt apologise so we just laid down the law, they got really lary so we said we'll meet you outside and they never showed.

The emo guy. I'll give him credit he had some balls or was completely stupid. He was with a girl i think he was trying to impress her, me and my mate were just walking home after closing time and the guy from across the road Called us pricks haha. So obviously especially after a few drinks we werent gonna have it.A few taps were issued on him. the police came, and I said to the policeman this guy just started something for no reason we were just walking home. As i was saying it the guy realised the **** he was potentially into and did a runner and left his girl behind! What a dick

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/mrSprinklez/E-thug.jpg

har har very funny!

It was just silly season in town last night. Trouble was going off everywhere. Mustve been somethin in the booze. Everyone seemed to have problems with each other,
I saw the bouncers chuck out people for rucking on three occasions when we were in the bar.

I still cant get over the emo guy tho, I dunno what was going through his head, cos calling 2 drunk blokes pricks for no reason when we're walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the road is asking for trouble!

Yeah I was pretty hammered last night.

To set the record straight!
The guys in the pub were ****in around and ended up spilling some drink on my mate and didnt apologise so we just laid down the law, they got really lary so we said we'll meet you outside and they never showed.

The emo guy. I'll give him credit he had some balls or was completely stupid. He was with a girl i think he was trying to impress her, me and my mate were just walking home after closing time and the guy from across the road Called us pricks haha. So obviously especially after a few drinks we werent gonna have it.A few taps were issued on him. the police came, and I said to the policeman this guy just started something for no reason we were just walking home. As i was saying it the guy realised the **** he was potentially into and did a runner and left his girl behind! What a dick

You should never come in the Limey lounge again cos you're a cunt. Tough guy my arse, and your mate is a f@g an all.

****.

I've just read your post again, and it's even more pathetic the second time.

You should never come in the Limey lounge again cos you're a cunt. Tough guy my arse, and your mate is a f@g an all.

****.

:bottle::bottle:

Was he your mate or something?

I go out and never have trouble ever, last night was just one of them nights. I'm not some chav that goes out looking for fights, I'm all for a smooth night.Dont you think I would have been arrested for assault if the police came and saw us beating on that bloke for no reason?

He shouted across the road at us on a fairly busy street and there was police not that far away and swung twice at me. then when the police ran over, he ran off leaving the girl he was with behind. He was way more pissed than we were, proper slurring his words. The police saw it start and just told us to continue with our journey, . I'd like to see you in the same situation, maybe you would just agree with him?

The people in the bar were proper dicks tho, they pissed a lot of people off. A couple of em almost got chucked out before. You dont go round spilling drinks on people and bumping into them repeatedly without apologising and not expecting some sort of reaction.

Like i said, just one of them nights.

So.. basically you and your group of mates jumped a really really drunk kid, who was with his lass. Alone.

****. That IS hardcore.

I take it back.

He was an emo you say... good job.

he was an emo kid, on his own? ****ed outta his face? with his girlfriend and you outnumbered him by 4?

:bottle::bottle:

Was he your mate or something?

I go out and never have trouble ever, last night was just one of them nights. I'm not some chav that goes out looking for fights, I'm all for a smooth night.Dont you think I would have been arrested for assault if the police came and saw us beating on that bloke for no reason?

He shouted across the road at us on a fairly busy street and there was police not that far away and swung twice at me. then when the police ran over, he ran off leaving the girl he was with behind. He was way more pissed than we were, proper slurring his words. The police saw it start and just told us to continue with our journey, . I'd like to see you in the same situation, maybe you would just agree with him?

The people in the bar were proper dicks tho, they pissed a lot of people off. A couple of em almost got chucked out before. You dont go round spilling drinks on people and bumping into them repeatedly without apologising and not expecting some sort of reaction.

Like i said, just one of them nights.


You have to be 18, or at least look it to be in a bar of an evening. I doubt you are either. And you seem to be bragging about batterin someone who was shouting **** at you.... Well, if I fought every drunk that shouted summat at me then I'd never have time to enjoy myself.

You're a cunt, and I challenge you to get ANYONE to give this thread a thumbs up for your actions, which is what you are obviously craving.

Your attempts to look like "one of the lads" has made you like a bellend of the highest order.

Stop using this username, get a new one, and pretend you are a different person on here, cos you've shown yourself up massively.

Child.

I'm not going to condone beating the **** out of an outnumbered drunk, but the lad had it coming if he enjoys calling randoms pricks.

I'm not going to condone beating the **** out of an outnumbered drunk, but the lad had it coming if he enjoys calling randoms pricks.

When you're old enough you'll understand.

So.. basically you and your group of mates jumped a really really drunk kid, who was with his lass. Alone.

****. That IS hardcore.

I take it back.

No, there was me and my friend, the bloke was quite a big guy he obviously likes his food, at least 3 inches taller than me. I say he's emo cause he had that floppy fringe cut, he was far from a kid. He was easily in his early twenties(like me), and my mate who I was with is 5"5. His nickname is Oddjob(he's half Phillipino,he goes to fancy dress parties as him).He's the most non-threatening looking guy you'll ever see(skinny,long hair, heavy metal t-shirts)

The guy was probably trying to impress his girl and didnt expect any reaction. If i was sober I might have ignored it, but can you deny that after a few drinks ignoring something like that doesnt become an option?

You make it sound like we just switched and beat some defenceless guy up for no reason. There were police about 50 yards away talking to some other people. The bloke was shouting across the street and we didnt just run up and hammer him, we told him to **** off etc, but he kept on on pushing, he pushed my mate in the face and swung twice at me before we took him to the floor, the police rushed over. he did a runner the police caught him and arrested him, and then told us to continue our journey.

If it had happened how you seem to think it did dont you think i would have spent a night in the slammer instead of just being told to continue our journey?

I just find it hilarious that he tried make himself look big, and ended up looking like a prick in public and in front of his girl.

When you're old enough you'll understand.

Look forward to it. Until then i'll continue to enjoy my youth.

So we got a tall, fat, pissed up emo...LMAO.

Reminds me of this classic episode.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZDphNrJ7N0

You have to be 18, or at least look it to be in a bar of an evening. I doubt you are either. And you seem to be bragging about batterin someone who was shouting **** at you.... Well, if I fought every drunk that shouted summat at me then I'd never have time to enjoy myself.

You're a cunt, and I challenge you to get ANYONE to give this thread a thumbs up for your actions, which is what you are obviously craving.

Your attempts to look like "one of the lads" has made you like a bellend of the highest order.

Stop using this username, get a new one, and pretend you are a different person on here, cos you've shown yourself up massively.

Child.

I'm a 23 yr old civil servant FYI. I've been in 3 fights my entire life, last night was one of them!

I dont wanna be 'one of the lads', I posted this thread about half hour after it happened so of course I'm gonna find it funny, It was actually very funny, other people were laughing at him aswell. His girl mustve been embarassed.

You dont know me and werent there. I dont regret it because he had it coming. I think the fact that he got arrested and we were told to continue our journey shows who was in the wrong. So get off your high horse.

I'm a 23 yr old civil servant FYI. I've been in 3 fights my entire life, last night was one of them!

I dont wanna be 'one of the lads', I posted this thread about half hour after it happened so of course I'm gonna find it funny, It was actually very funny, other people were laughing at him aswell. His girl mustve been embarassed.

You dont know me and werent there. I dont regret it because he had it coming. I think the fact that he got arrested and we were told to continue our journey shows who was in the wrong. So get off your high horse.

Brilliant. So he got arrested for getting battered? Lie.

If you are actually 23, then I'd say you have mild autism.

Brilliant. So he got arrested for getting battered? Lie.

If you are actually 23, then I'd say you have mild autism.

Er yeah, he did. He's not gonna be walking round with a black eye, or anything, he just took a few hits, and went to the floor cos he pissed and off balance probably.

My friend could only hit him around his chest anyway, such was the size disparity. It was over after about 15 seconds. The police saw eveything, they werent far away, They saw he was the one who started shouting, he started swinging first, his girl was telling him to leave it and stop. He was being a dick and got what he deserved. He got made to look a dick and arrested. My conscience is clean.

You a pacifist or something Naps?

You a pacifist or something Naps?

He's whatever you want pal... just don't kick our arses.. :sad2:

He's whatever you want pal... just don't kick our arses.. :sad2:

Dont worry I wont!

Unless you call me a prick when I've had a few!

Cmon admit it, you and your mates ganged up on this lad and got your heads caved in by his missus instead!

Cmon admit it, you and your mates ganged up on this lad and got your heads caved in by his missus instead!

****, Ive been rumbled!

How do you know that? The bloke got arrested for possession of a deadly weapon!

The problem with your tale is..

well, we all like to hear stories about good/bad nights out.

The only problem is, it left out any self-depreciation. It would have been more entertaining if you'd pissed yourself or vomited on a bird. etc.

The problem with your tale is..

well, we all like to hear stories about good/bad nights out.

The only problem is, it left out any self-depreciation. It would have been more entertaining if you'd pissed yourself or vomited on a bird. etc.

Precisely. For example. Last night I ****ed my mates housemate, she had massive tits, was a real goer, and sucked every last drop of cum out of my ****.

Thats where you'd stop.

The rest of the story is that I went floppy twice, she was mingin, and had dirty dreadlocks, and not only that, it was the second time I've banged this munter. Also my story is true.

You see the difference tough guy?

I've posted many times about me taking the piss out of myself when i was drunk and did stupid stuff. I have a catalogue of events.

I didnt post any self deprecation cos there was no need. The laughs were all on him.

Naps why are you acting like such a *****? its not like you knew the guy or anything

Lay off the topic creator, he's buzzing from the ruck, everyone does this after fighting.

He didn't start anything although if he was one of my mates I'd tell him to just leave it.

if i ever see you out im gonna get my cousin tashid to stab you in the ****ing throat.

WTf is an emo?

He was walking along with his 5'5 mate after a few pints, and some big guy with a stupid haircut started a fight with them, so they hit him a few times.

Gangs who attack people are scum, but this isn't the same thing.

If a 6ft+ guy was throwing punches at me and a friend, I wouldn't stand aside and say to my 5'5 friend "alright mate, I'll leave this one to you". It's self-defence in the heat of the moment.

And I say this as someone who has had to fight 2 or more people at once on 3 separate occasions. I didn't start any of the fights, and my record is 1-2 (with the 1 win being a debatable self-awarded points decision after RPOSSF) but I can understand the thread starter's actions.

Thank you Clegg and Nicky.

Naps seems to have it in his head, that I went out groped some girls against their wills, robbed a granny, then saw a couple minding their business and thought 'theyre having a good time doing no one any harm, I'm not ****ing avin it! lets do him boys', then beat him to a pulp, while he girlfriend was screaming, then punched her in the face'.

the guy ws being a complete ****, and will probably regret what he did, thats if he even remembers the night and wakes up with a charge of drunk and disorderly. He might have had a bad day at work or his missus was giving him trouble and wanted to take it out on someone. If i had said it was a chav who did the same thing instead of an emo I would have probably got a pat on the back.

i'd have still liked the story better if you pissed yourself or something.

Next time add that in.

After that happened I picked up a fat munter, took her home to **** but couldnt get it up so i passed out on top of her then pissed the bed!

Is that better?

After that happened I picked up a fat munter, took her home to **** but couldnt get it up so i passed out on top of her then pissed the bed!

Is that better?

****, it's like looking in a mirror.

Good work.

I still do not know what an emo is.

I still do not know what an emo is.

http://cowsarejustfood.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/emo.jpg


Almost as beating up a girl, shame on you :rofl:

to be fair on him, he didnt look as emo as that.

he just had the fringe haircut and some designer stubble. But still anyone with that haircut should not be goin round causing ****!

to be fair on him, he didn't look as emo as that.

he just had the fringe haircut and some designer stubble. But still anyone with that haircut should not be going around causing ****!

I got a fringe and a lil bit of stubble :rofl:

I'm more 'indie; however i have been told.

Scottish bird i pulled and been seeing this weekend said i looked like James fecking Blunt, what an outrage :tweak: i did ask her if she was using ****ney rhyming slang:grumble:

I got a fringe and a lil bit of stubble :rofl:

I'm more 'indie; however i have been told.

Scottish bird i pulled and been seeing this weekend said i looked like James fecking Blunt, what an outrage :tweak: i did ask her if she was using ****ney rhyming slang:grumble:

lol! You shouldve said she looked like Michelle Mcmanus!

I know the difference between the indie and emo fringe, I've been to enough rock and indie clubs in my time!. he was definitely emo.

I still cant fully comprehend it, cos it was so bizarre. I've always thought that its gonna be a chav or rudeboy that starts on me on a night out. never in my life did I think it would be an emo!

Ant, I got two footed on sunday as you may have read which caused a bit of a rucus! Fortunately I've been taught to walk away, and to keep my composure, it was a football match not a street fight.

Ant, I got two footed on sunday as you may have read which caused a bit of a rucus! Fortunately I've been taught to walk away, and to keep my composure, it was a football match not a street fight.

lol, you dont wanna get sent off and serve a suspension for a footy ruck!

Unfortunately for me ,after 6 pints of cider, composure is something I lack!

lol, you dont wanna get sent off and serve a suspension for a footy ruck!

Unfortunately for me ,after 6 pints of cider, composure is something I lack!

Change that with Stella, times it by about 3 and yes that's me mate.

Change that with Stella, times it by about 3 and yes that's me mate.

LOL. I don't care if you're Superman, nobody is drinking 18 pints of Stella and is still standing.

I was going to put exactly that. They'd have to stretched out over the course of the whole day in which case I would probably be asleep, not fighting.

You young lads *rolls eyes* always fighting. In my day we handled our beer and went home and had a nice wank over the freeview channel.
Ah the good old days.

Nicky is a southern softy lads, they count halves as a full pint down there, so he actually means 9 pints of Stella.

Nicky is a southern softy lads, they count halves as a full pint down there, so he actually means 9 pints of Stella.

Being drunk on 9 pints of Stella is not bad. I'd regard you as being able to handle your ale at that. I mean...it's over a gallon.. isn't it?

I'd still be standing tall and proud at 9 pints but I'd be rockin n rollin after that amount put it that way.

whoa

you bashed an emo (emos cant fight for **** anyway) who was pissed, and with a girl

and it was 2 on 1?


your a tough cunt

whoa

you bashed an emo (emos cant fight for **** anyway) who was pissed, and with a girl

and it was 2 on 1?


your a tough cunt

So's your mum, but you dont see me complaining.

Well this emo, shouldnt have been starting anything in the first place. All i wanted to do was have my kebab, the funny part was him doing it in front of the police and getting arrested.

but KT wanna see how tough I really am?

This Friday me and 10 of my mates are gonna go round beating up homeless people with no legs!

I could do with a kebab right now. I like all the purple stuff they put on it as well.

I go strictly chicken shish, with chilli sauce. Its ****in lovely.

I used to be able to eat doners, but I really cant stomach em now!

lamb kebab we have here with this really lush mint sauce, you don't tend to get mint sauce with kebabs anywhere other than in a few places where i live.

mint sauce sounds lovely. I'm gonna have to have a search for it!

Anyway, me and the boys made a youtube vid showing how tough we are to some people who wanted tough guys for a tv show!

Check it out!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NJckg69LwsU

whoa

you bashed an emo (emos cant fight for **** anyway) who was pissed, and with a girl

and it was 2 on 1?


your a tough cunt

hahaha, we've already gone through this.

The problem with your tale is..

well, we all like to hear stories about good/bad nights out.

The only problem is, it left out any self-depreciation. It would have been more entertaining if you'd pissed yourself or vomited on a bird. etc.

Yeah like the second time I stayed at my missus place (now long term wife), I lagged the bed (pissed it), threw up in my soon to be father in laws boots and got into bed with my birds sister, butt naked by mistake (honest).

Self-depreciation is required especially after you have filled in some cunt for little more than a drunken mistake.

Great night though. :), it wasn't quite Trainspotting but you get the picture.

Yeah like the second time I stayed at my missus place (now long term wife), I lagged the bed (pissed it), threw up in my soon to be father in laws boots and got into bed with my birds sister, butt naked by mistake (honest).

Self-depreciation is required especially after you have filled in some cunt for little more than a drunken mistake.

Great night though. :), it wasn't quite Trainspotting but you get the picture.

Hahaha sounds like a you won't be forgotten in a hurry. Now this is a good story.

I had a kebab the other week that had what must have been the worlds largest jalapeno in existence amongst it's contents.

No joke, When I got home I measured this bad boy and it was over 9 inches from top to bottom.

http://cowsarejustfood.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/emo.jpg


Almost as beating up a girl, shame on you :rofl:
What's wrong wi' that?
to be fair on him, he didnt look as emo as that.

he just had the fringe haircut and some designer stubble. But still anyone with that haircut should not be goin round causing ****!You did the right thing. I'd have smacked him too if he got lippy with me. They don't lopok like they should be fighting the ****ing freaks.

Ever met an Emo Liverpool fan, Alexis?

If I did he would get a ****ing smack in the face. i don't think them loners are into football. A bit like gays and lesbians. Bulldykes need a punch in face too.

If I did he would get a ****ing smack in the face. i don't think them loners are into football. A bit like gays and lesbians. Bulldykes need a punch in face too.

The only person in need of a punch in the face is you :boxing:

Maybe, but I'm too fast and will beat you to the punch. I won't even need to slip, by the time your fat arm has telegraphed I'll hit you with a 1-2.

I've realised that most beer bellied obese Brits can't fight. No wonder they all rated Fatton so highly: In the Kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is King!!!!

Maybe, but I'm too fast and will beat you to the punch. I won't even need to slip, by the time your fat arm has telegraphed I'll hit you with a 1-2.

I've realised that most beer bellied obese Brits can't fight. No wonder they all rated Fatton so highly: In the Kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is King!!!!

You're right, French boxers are top.

Merci monsieur, i know we made Cerdan and Carperntiere but I said fighting not boxing. The average guy on street doesn't usually box. Fat brits can't even scrap or even try a headlock because of their bellies. boxing is not main fighting form in France anyway:

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The gay bastard did not embed, the link is posted below

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZk_1zcEX0w

Maybe, but I'm too fast and will beat you to the punch. I won't even need to slip, by the time your fat arm has telegraphed I'll hit you with a 1-2.

I've realised that most beer bellied obese Brits can't fight. No wonder they all rated Fatton so highly: In the Kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is King!!!!

Too fast? Im a lean mean fighting machine from the same town as Calzaghe. Think Calzaghe but taller, faster stronger harder:p

You are British so cut the bull too:loser:

*yawn* Bore off bum boy! That's what all beer bellied bums say about Fatton in Manchester too.
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