View Full Version : [LMAO!] The opening lines of Joe Kinnears Press conference yesterday!


Iamnotausername
10-03-2008, 03:51 PM
This is 100% true I'm typing this from the guardian

Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird?
Simon Bird: Me
Joe Kinnear: You're a cunt!
Simon Bird: Thank you!
Joe Kinnear: Which one is Hickman? You are out of order! Absolutely out of order.If you do that again I am telling you you can **** off to another ground. i will not come and stand for that ****ing crap. No ****ing way, lies. **** you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle players] ****ed off.
Simon Bird: No Joe. have you read it it doesnt actually say that. Have you read it?
Joe Kinnear: yes I've ****ing read it!

He goes on to squeeze 52 swear words in the next 5 minutes!



:rofl: :rofl:

You tell em Joe

Spambo boy
10-03-2008, 05:39 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i_NQqnc_ue0

Nicky_Hatton
10-03-2008, 06:24 PM
Joe Kinnear is the man, he achieved more at Wimbledon than Newcastle have done ever! lol.

Don Gorgon
10-04-2008, 11:43 AM
sounds like a Derek & Clive clip! lol

Naps
10-04-2008, 02:10 PM
sounds like a Derek & Clive clip! lol

Haha, just what I was thinking!

Alexis Vastine
10-05-2008, 03:07 AM
He's unstable and a bad role model for the kids who watch the game.

col Blake
10-06-2008, 08:25 AM
The man has still got it.
Just what we need at the toon to make the drama complete.

Flab
10-06-2008, 08:28 AM
He's unstable and a bad role model for the kids who watch the game.

In the words of Joe Kinnear, You're a cunt.

Chunk
10-06-2008, 10:56 AM
The Newcastle circus is in full swing. It's a joy to watch, can't wait tell we do em in a few weeks. It'll be a massacre!

Flab
10-06-2008, 11:05 AM
The Newcastle circus is in full swing. It's a joy to watch, can't wait tell we do em in a few weeks. It'll be a massacre!

I'll bet you again.

Chunk
10-06-2008, 11:11 AM
I'll bet you again.

20k on Sunderland to beat Newcastle?

Deal?

Flab
10-06-2008, 11:31 AM
20k on Sunderland to beat Newcastle?

Deal?http://www.judicare.org/handshake.jpg

Chunk
10-06-2008, 11:52 AM
http://www.judicare.org/handshake.jpg

Put it in your Sig you fat cunt!