View Full Version : The sexiest Limey


The Wire
10-02-2008, 03:23 PM
Who is the sexiest Limey?

Cheryle Cole?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/pattaya.rag/R62F3ZH3bqI/AAAAAAAAErI/GCgQZjTLcno/Cheryl_Tweedy.jpg

Holly Willoughby?

http://freenet-homepage.de/HansWolf/hollyesq2.jpg

Kelly Brook?

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PYR/PP31044~Kelly-Brook-Posters.jpg

The Wire
10-02-2008, 03:26 PM
Rosie Webster (or whatever her name actually is)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_02/kathkellyMS1512_468x800.jpg

Keely Hazell?

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/keeley-hazell/pictures/keeley-hazell-picture-1.jpg

Keira Knightley?

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/keiraknightley/keira_knightley_7.jpg

Or other, if you vote other then tell us who and provide pictures! :wank:

TRAVI$
10-02-2008, 03:33 PM
Kelly Brook, no doubt for me
Cheryl coming second
That Holly bird looks like a bloke in that picture.

The Wire
10-02-2008, 03:35 PM
Kelly Brook, no doubt for me
Cheryl coming second
That Holly bird looks like a bloke in that picture.
**** off! She looks ****in gorgeous lol

TRAVI$
10-02-2008, 03:37 PM
Voters of Keira Knightley
You want to have sex with anorexic boys.

PATO 1
10-02-2008, 04:48 PM
keira knighteley is a horrible skinny dog

The Iron Man
10-02-2008, 04:50 PM
Gemma Atkinson
Rachel Stevens
Tiffany Mulheron
Louise Redknapp
Jennifer Ellison
Plus some other girls aloud (apart from the ginge)
Lisa Snowdon
Sophie Howard

All deserve a mention

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2008, 04:53 PM
I'm a breast man, so Knightley doesn't even give me a semi.

Out of those options I'd go for Tweedy (I ain't never calling her Cole )

The Iron Man
10-02-2008, 04:56 PM
Oasis lad, i agree with that post so much im adding it to my **** pile! Well played

Don Gorgon
10-02-2008, 04:57 PM
http://img.xxfx.org/images/h0zwgd5s2ez76fs1nwq.gif

nuff said

oovavu
10-02-2008, 05:48 PM
Me obviously, I'm the only one I toss off to in the mirror.

Barndog
10-02-2008, 06:16 PM
Holly Willourby. The X Factor lass.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2008, 06:28 PM
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3305/1hwmz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8847/29827pshollywilloughby0bc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8071/47043hollywilloughby008zn7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2008, 06:34 PM
http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/12036_SO_Celebutopianet_435_122_540.jpg

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/13051_CleavageHelenFlanagan001_123_.jpg

Spambo boy
10-02-2008, 07:02 PM
I vote for laddie.

Oasis_Lad
10-02-2008, 07:08 PM
You know it makes sense.

Addition
10-02-2008, 07:12 PM
Kelly Brook, easily.

MickyHatton
10-03-2008, 05:00 PM
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3305/1hwmz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8847/29827pshollywilloughby0bc1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8071/47043hollywilloughby008zn7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Its got to be Holly, I used to get up and watch Saturday morning TV with my kids just for her.

Alexis Vastine
10-05-2008, 01:29 AM
That Willoughby bird is a proper dog, whoever the **** she is. Well gay choice! No mention of Kate Beckinsale or Eva Green or other classy well fit birds. Them two would piss all over a few of them dog featured birds with big tits anyday. Keely is the only one with big tits and nice features. kelly Brook is also a dog with a nice bod. i think the average sket prefers a dog to a naturally pretty classy and fit bird. that explains why pig spice and the dog coleen is such big news for the skets.

Naz-Fan
10-05-2008, 01:55 AM
Keely cos shes a typical fit, english slag.

The Wire
10-05-2008, 06:33 AM
That Willoughby bird is a proper dog, whoever the **** she is. Well gay choice! No mention of Kate Beckinsale or Eva Green or other classy well fit birds. Them two would piss all over a few of them dog featured birds with big tits anyday. Keely is the only one with big tits and nice features. kelly Brook is also a dog with a nice bod. i think the average sket prefers a dog to a naturally pretty classy and fit bird. that explains why pig spice and the dog coleen is such big news for the skets.
You're supposed to provide pics of new suggestions, Alex. Otherwise how are us skets meant to learn?

Alexis Vastine
10-06-2008, 02:08 AM
I do apologise:
THIS IS FIT
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00092/F_200611_november30b_92198a.jpg

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e325/dreadpiratecuervo/eva_green.jpg

http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kate-beckinsale-diet-coke.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/RlFCcoHMVII/AAAAAAAABek/TFR4m4POSgE/kate-beckinsale-1234.jpg

Alexis Vastine
10-06-2008, 02:12 AM
and this is ****:
http://fashionista.com/images/posh%20spice%20blond%20bob.jpg

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/PigArt.jpg

Chups
10-06-2008, 03:17 PM
Lucy Pinder is THE ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fing02:

The Wire
10-06-2008, 03:27 PM
and this is ****:
http://fashionista.com/images/posh%20spice%20blond%20bob.jpg

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/PigArt.jpg
Yups Victoria Beckham's not that fit, I would agree with that.

I'd still let her sit on me trouser snake, mind

Sane Man
10-07-2008, 06:59 AM
It's a hard one, it's between Kelly, Cheryl or Keeley.

squealpiggy
10-07-2008, 08:04 AM
Kiera Knightley naked! vvvvvvvvv




















http://www.mongabay.com/images/peru/manu/Manu_1022_1661.JPG

Alexis Vastine
10-08-2008, 02:29 AM
Yups Victoria Beckham's not that fit, I would agree with that.

I'd still let her sit on me trouser snake, mind
I'd let old spice sit on it. tHEY'RE STILL A BUNCH OF DOGS.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 11:55 AM
I am voting for Clegg.

Clegg
10-08-2008, 12:46 PM
Yeah, I'm voting for me as well.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 04:00 PM
We really wanna see ur pic.

Oasis_Lad
10-08-2008, 04:02 PM
**** me, I've seen some terrible alts in my time, but you, Sir, take the biscuit.

Clegg
10-08-2008, 04:03 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/CrystalandKyle/framewhitesmall.jpg

Oasis_Lad
10-08-2008, 04:10 PM
What Am I looking at, Clegg?

Clegg
10-08-2008, 04:20 PM
He said he wanted to see a picture of me, so I posted a random photo of some guy. Hopefully, despite this post, he'll still believe that it's me. He's stupid enough that it's possible.

Oasis_Lad
10-08-2008, 04:22 PM
For a moment I thought you had posted yerself, and I thought "That Isn't how I imagined him at all"

Clegg
10-08-2008, 04:23 PM
That guy has quite the chin on him, but I'd imagine I'm better in other departments.

Oasis_Lad
10-08-2008, 04:26 PM
Aye, Your trouser department > His.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 06:48 PM
Clegg who is that dude in the pic?

Patty Tanager
10-08-2008, 06:51 PM
That's one mighty fine trousersnake you got going there son, if you don't mind me saying.

Flab
10-08-2008, 06:51 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m28/CrystalandKyle/framewhitesmall.jpg

Looks like Tuggers brother.

Chunk
10-08-2008, 06:53 PM
Looks like Tuggers brother.

Which one?

Flab
10-08-2008, 06:55 PM
Which one?

The girl looks like someone has a gun to her back and is saying "smile *****"

Chunk
10-08-2008, 06:56 PM
The girl looks like someone has a gun to her back and is saying "smile *****"

She's no Kerry Katona.

Flab
10-08-2008, 06:57 PM
She's no Kerry Katona.

Katona is a dyke.

Chunk
10-08-2008, 07:01 PM
Katona is a dyke.

The way i are.

Clegg
10-08-2008, 07:01 PM
Rizo has seen a real photo of me. Pretty sure he came instantly.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:06 PM
how old are you, and do you have a big D?

Clegg
10-08-2008, 07:07 PM
I'm younger than Sam Peter, but not as well hung.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:09 PM
are you older than Tunney?

Flab
10-08-2008, 07:10 PM
Rizo has seen a real photo of me. Pretty sure he came instantly.

I sure did.

Clegg
10-08-2008, 07:14 PM
I think me and Tunney are about the same age.

Flab
10-08-2008, 07:16 PM
are you older than Tunney?

You're the ****tiest alt that I've ever seen.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:23 PM
I'm not an alt, never posted here before.

Try again **** breath.

Dynamite Kid
10-08-2008, 07:23 PM
I think me and Tunney are about the same age.

yeah but you are lightyears ahead of that prick in terms of mentality

Clegg
10-08-2008, 07:25 PM
@: Small Willy Lad: Of course not. You joined up and went straight to the thunderdome, despite not knowing anyone here.

How can someone join up in order to post in the dome, when the dome isn't visible to guests?

@ Terrible: Cheers :beerchug:

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:26 PM
I hear Tunney is in his 60's,.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:28 PM
@: Small Willy Lad: Of course not. You joined up and went straight to the thunderdome, despite not knowing anyone here.

How can someone join up in order to post in the dome, when the dome isn't visible to guests?

@ Terrible: Cheers :beerchug:

A friend of mind posts here( not saying who) and he has been telling me
about this place, and told me to cum to the dome.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:30 PM
he was deffo right about certain posters here too.

Clegg
10-08-2008, 07:32 PM
You're a weird alt. You seem to be referencing Tunney and Boxing Prospect, but I've never had a problem with either of them.

You seem very Vastineish.

Willy Lad
10-08-2008, 07:36 PM
Tunney is just misunderstood.

Clegg
10-08-2008, 07:38 PM
So far I have more votes than Rosie Webster and Keira Knightly combined.

Oasis_Lad
10-09-2008, 01:59 AM
Your tits > Rosie's tits.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 06:47 AM
Lol, 6 votes for brook but none for Knightley. You anglais chiens really do like the beasty features. In France, Kelly Brook has what we call 'chien caractéristiques'. Look and lear at what real beaty is yeah:


http://infostore.org/info/2422103/Sophie%20Marceau%2026%20best%20of%20hq%20nackt%20h ires%20pic%20excellent%20quality%20playboy%20fhm%2 0wallpaper%20nude%20sex%20dildo%20teen%20anal%20na ked%20ass.jpg
http://rarevideos.bravepages.com/M1-sophie_marceau.JPG

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 06:52 AM
GB's first lady Mrs gordon brown:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41292000/jpg/_41292752_sarahbrown220300.jpg


french first lady:
http://frillr.com/files/images/Carla%20Bruni-Sarkozy.jpg
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/298.jpg

And that monsieurs is why the catwalk is paris and not Landan:http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2007/10/29/bianca460.jpg

Don Gorgon
10-09-2008, 06:54 AM
GB's first lady Mrs gordon brown:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41292000/jpg/_41292752_sarahbrown220300.jpg




She looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 07:57 AM
LOl, funny thing is she's quite good looking for a British woman! Indiginous british girls are dogs and thats a fact. i went London a few months ago and the only fit birds were all the tresspassers such as slovaks, asians, poles and czechs. without them your country would be worth less than ****. in fact it would be ****!!

squealpiggy
10-09-2008, 08:00 AM
LOl, funny thing is she's quite good looking for a British woman! Indiginous british girls are dogs and thats a fact. i went London a few months ago and the only fit birds were all the tresspassers such as slovaks, asians, poles and czechs. without them your country would be worth less than ****. in fact it would be ****!!

I married a Canadian so no arguments from me.

squealpiggy
10-09-2008, 08:00 AM
But I should point out that the worst shag in my life was with a french girl. She was good looking but she smelled of escargot.

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 08:02 AM
Good man. If she was quebec then please post pics so these gringoes can have a wank! english girls are pure dogs. Here is the average british girl:

http://therhonddarover.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/chav.jpg

They're normally a bit fatter and have shorter skirts to show the cellulite:

http://www.angelsinstockings.co.uk/british-chubby/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fat-belly-1.jpg

That is what most girls in London look like no lie, See stats on fat countries now!

Alexis Vastine
10-09-2008, 10:06 PM
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/06/08-15/carla-bruni-wet-shirt.jpg
^^^^^^^^^
Mrs Sarkozy


mrs blair:
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/10500/Cherie-Blair--10623.jpg
http://rogersanchez.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cherie_blair.jpg

You are ruled by a dog shagger and therefore inferior!!! Viva La France!!

riera
10-13-2008, 06:05 PM
english girls are fat and ugly dogs. France is better and so is the whole continent compared to fat nation number three. They're more disgusting than all the fat american and mexican *****es i saw in cancun.

Spambo boy
10-13-2008, 06:11 PM
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/French%20Cheese%20Chirac1.jpg

riera
10-13-2008, 07:14 PM
He's better looking than John Lennon. Is that Marcelle Desailly? he was actually born in Ghana.