View Full Version : Is shaking hands with someone


Bluecifer
10-15-2003, 05:42 PM
(a female) wrong if you just spanked your monkey and didn't wash your hands?

Nuno
10-15-2003, 05:52 PM
No. Why?

Bluecifer
10-15-2003, 05:53 PM
Uh.......no reason.....

Nuno
10-15-2003, 05:56 PM
Now if you tried to shake a guy's hand after wacking off, that would be wrong......

Fury Dragon
10-15-2003, 05:56 PM
Hahahahhaah. Great logic.

Wushu
10-15-2003, 06:09 PM
I usually take a **** wothout washing my hands and I cook for my family!!!! I don't see anything wrong with a lil jizz

Fury Dragon
10-15-2003, 06:10 PM
Damn that's disgusting. Glad I don't eat over your house.

Bluecifer
10-15-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Nuno
Now if you tried to shake a guy's hand after wacking off, that would be wrong......

Well Nuno....that goes without saying.....that would be totally gay. I kind of like the thought that perhaps a girl was just buffin' her muffin before shaking MY hand.

Bzob
10-15-2003, 08:31 PM
If you whiped your hand a little its ok...

seldomTap
10-15-2003, 11:44 PM
Did she lick her palm afterward??

realkaps
10-16-2003, 12:32 AM
I wonder if you can impregnate a chick this way. You still have a little jizz on your hand, shake hands. She goes back to her office too masturbate herself and next thing you know she is pregnant. Maybe this is how the Virgin Mary got pregnant.....

Nuno
10-16-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Well Nuno....that goes without saying.....that would be totally gay. I kind of like the thought that perhaps a girl was just buffin' her muffin before shaking MY hand.

If it was a hot chick that would be cool, the smell of a sexy girls vagina is euphoric.....

Bluecifer
10-16-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I wonder if you can impregnate a chick this way. You still have a little jizz on your hand, shake hands. She goes back to her office too masturbate herself and next thing you know she is pregnant. Maybe this is how the Virgin Mary got pregnant.....

Holy **** I almost squirted coffe out of my nose when I read this post and I haven't even drank coffe for weeks!!! And Seldom, I don't know, she might have. And Nuno, yes, nothing smells better than a nice clean, fresh vagina.

handjobs4dollars
10-16-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I wonder if you can impregnate a chick this way. You still have a little jizz on your hand, shake hands. She goes back to her office too masturbate herself and next thing you know she is pregnant. Maybe this is how the Virgin Mary got pregnant.....

lmao you just proved the bible wrong.

Bluecifer
10-16-2003, 04:02 PM
By that rational, I probably have little bastards scattered all across the west coast....not to even mention doorknobs....

neils7147933
09-25-2006, 08:32 AM
I tend to use soapy water as a lubricant anyway because of the whole messy clean-up bother, so my hand's probably very clean shortly after nutting.