View Full Version : Heineken = the new stella


OldSkool
09-27-2008, 07:56 PM
now dont over react. im just putting this one out there! heineken is well ****king decent. try a few pints next time your down the local n get back to us. does it even come close to stella's majestic beuty? i think it does. maybe my new favourite

Frankie_Boyle
09-27-2008, 08:12 PM
blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OldSkool
09-27-2008, 08:14 PM
blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry man. i sort of expected this though. just try it. its unreal

TheHoff'sGhost
09-27-2008, 11:41 PM
I hope you drown in a puddle of piss for even suggesting this,

Mr. Ryan
09-27-2008, 11:47 PM
My Limey homey who visited me from England introduced me to Stella the other day. It's not too bad, very strong and tastes like malt liquor. I couldn't finish it, just one pint was getting me tipsy. Beer and airports and Ryan don't mix.

What I thought was funny was that he never heard of Olde English.

Howard Moon
09-27-2008, 11:50 PM
This gentleman makes a good point.

Patty Tanager
09-28-2008, 01:50 AM
My Limey homey who visited me from England introduced me to Stella the other day. It's not too bad, very strong and tastes like malt liquor. I couldn't finish it, just one pint was getting me tipsy. Beer and airports and Ryan don't mix.

What I thought was funny was that he never heard of Olde English.

Typical Yank.

Stick to the Coors light mate.

$partacus
09-28-2008, 04:24 AM
Heineken is alright, Stella and Holsten Pils is better though

$partacus
09-28-2008, 04:35 AM
My Limey homey who visited me from England introduced me to Stella the other day. It's not too bad, very strong and tastes like malt liquor. I couldn't finish it, just one pint was getting me tipsy. Beer and airports and Ryan don't mix.

What I thought was funny was that he never heard of Olde English.

:haha: :haha: That's because yanks aint used to real beer and your pints are smaller too

Flab
09-28-2008, 04:40 AM
now dont over react. im just putting this one out there! heineken is well ****king decent. try a few pints next time your down the local n get back to us. does it even come close to stella's majestic beuty? i think it does. maybe my new favourite

Where have you been?

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09-28-2008, 05:18 AM
Heineken is alright, Stella and Holsten Pils is better though

Holsten Pils beats any **** on the market today

The Wire
09-28-2008, 06:42 AM
now dont over react. im just putting this one out there! heineken is well ****king decent. try a few pints next time your down the local n get back to us. does it even come close to stella's majestic beuty? i think it does. maybe my new favourite
Yup I agree, Heineken's my favourite beer too

Tuggers1986
09-28-2008, 06:58 AM
nicca **** Stella

TheHoff'sGhost
09-28-2008, 07:06 AM
Tuggers son, you're cruising for a bruising.

Tuggers1986
09-28-2008, 07:17 AM
Don't hate me, but I prefer Budweiser.

The Iron Man
09-28-2008, 12:41 PM
Don't hate me, but I prefer Budweiser.

I gotta agree there. You ever had Bud from the tap? its ridiculously nice!.

Duvel will put hair on your chest (8.5%), and it taste pretty damn nice aswell!

Nicky_Hatton
09-28-2008, 01:03 PM
Lads, what I was saying the other day; the only good thing the credit crunch has brought us, is cheap beer. I'm guessing the supermarket big wigs think beer is a luxury item! ****ing idiots, it's up there with the loaf of bread, pint of milk etc. They should measure the ****ing rate of inflation with it.

18 Bottles of Carslberg export 5 quids at asda, I was all over it yesterday. As nice as it was, before going to this house party, I did subsititue half the bottles for Stella from my reserve. Right choice to.

The host of the party said I had to leave because apparently I locked her out on purpose :-s ****ing Stella.

Frankie_Boyle
09-28-2008, 01:05 PM
I was going to lay off the lager tonight, but **** it! all this talk has got me foaming at the mouth for a cold one.

Mr. Ryan
09-28-2008, 02:41 PM
Typical Yank.

Stick to the Coors light mate.

Typical pikey, stick to the white lightning mate.

Stella=Paint Thinner.

Mr. Ryan
09-28-2008, 02:42 PM
:haha: :haha: That's because yanks aint used to real beer and your pints are smaller too

Wanna measure? I bet mine is bigger.

Iamnotausername
09-28-2008, 02:46 PM
SCHTOP!!!!!!!!


You lots tastebuds are obviously not ready yet for the delights of Grolsch!

Barndog
09-28-2008, 03:55 PM
Holsten Pils is best lager/beer.

Stella..is erm.. ok. But when you have a Stella, all other beer tastes like **** on the night out. It taints your pallet i feel. Which is bad..because if you're on the sesh and you have a Stella, guarenteed by your 7th pint you'll beat your gran up for offering you a sweet.

Carlsberg easily tastes like dogs ****. Don't touch it. It's crap. Why the **** is it the only thing they sell at concerts, football grounds, bowling alleys etc.