View Full Version : Lord of the rings was based on the UK


Iamnotausername
09-27-2008, 07:04 PM
I was just watching The Return of the King and it got me thinking.

Tolkien wrote LOTR with the intention of creating an ancient mythology or lost history for Britain a la Greek/Norse style.

What I want to know is, what were his inspirations for various characters and creatures?

I think:

Hobbits- They are obviously from the West country or general countryside, what with their simple ways.

Elves- This is easy, the elves were based on Londoners as we are the best looking and most wise people on this island.

Race of men- surrounding areas around London and Yorkshire. Not quite on the samelevel as Londoners, just a couple of notches below, but put the effort in, so you cant fault em.

Orcs- The Welsh

Uruk'hai(sp?)- The Scottish, slightly bigger and uglier version of the Welsh.

I think I nailed it pretty much there!

Frankie_Boyle
09-27-2008, 07:05 PM
Racist bastard!

Iamnotausername
09-27-2008, 07:09 PM
Racist bastard!

I cant be racist if I'm speaking the truth. Take heart that the Scots are slightly above the Welsh!

Frankie_Boyle
09-27-2008, 07:11 PM
Slightly? we're about 5 billion light-years above them cunts ( Shanus aside )

Frankie_Boyle
09-27-2008, 07:12 PM
I'm Tom Bombadil - I make the rules around here, Nicca.

The Noose
09-27-2008, 07:13 PM
Id say the dwarfs are scottish and the orcs are scouse.

Anyway Lord of the Rings is a Starwars rip off and C3PO should have been a foul mouthed ****ney with a smack problem.

Iamnotausername
09-27-2008, 07:26 PM
I'm Tom Bombadil - I make the rules around here, Nicca.

You live in the middle of a great forest?

Id say the dwarfs are scottish and the orcs are scouse.

Anyway Lord of the Rings is a Starwars rip off and C3PO should have been a foul mouthed ****ney with a smack problem.

**** I forgot about the Dwarves! The dwarves are from the North/East west, what with them living in caves and barely seeing sunlight up there!

Frankie_Boyle
09-27-2008, 07:29 PM
You live in the middle of a great forest?



**** I forgot about the Dwarves! The dwarves are from the North/East west, what with them living in caves and barely seeing sunlight up there!

The biggest - It's called Scotland.

Neds > Orcs

OldSkool
09-27-2008, 07:31 PM
You live in the middle of a great forest?



**** I forgot about the Dwarves! The dwarves are from the North/East west, what with them living in caves and barely seeing sunlight up there!

lmfao the the dark riders have been garnered from the sex offenders register and the Uruk Hi were found rummging around in the trash in Darlington

OldSkool
09-27-2008, 07:32 PM
You live in the middle of a great forest?



**** I forgot about the Dwarves! The dwarves are from the North/East west, what with them living in caves and barely seeing sunlight up there!

lmfao mewovnfedonvfnvfenbvife

OldSkool
09-27-2008, 07:34 PM
lmfao mewovnfedonvfnvfenbvife

thats evish for were the **** is mickey b these days