View Full Version : Girls should understand.......


VulgarTheClown
10-13-2003, 12:33 AM
that by the time they get to college Semen should be a part of there diet.

whats with all the hate about swallowing semen or getting a little on there face?


here are exerts from a conversation i'm currently having.

I edited the girls SN so you ****s wouldn't bug her.


amauiwowie: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooou
Diablo9719: anytime
amauiwowie: werd
amauiwowie: maybe later
Diablo9719: ok
Diablo9719: it will help you relax
Diablo9719: but you better swallow!
Diablo9719: oops
amauiwowie: how would you know?
Diablo9719: that was too much wasn't it
amauiwowie: ! that's not cool
Diablo9719: whats not?
amauiwowie: my having to swallow
Diablo9719: its the greatest!
amauiwowie: no no no
Diablo9719: ?
amauiwowie: exactly!
amauiwowie: chem sux!!!
amauiwowie: fo sho
Diablo9719: hypochlorus acid is good ****
amauiwowie: is it
Diablo9719: burns through **** and gets you ****ED UP!
amauiwowie: niiice
Diablo9719: i thought you were talki nabotu cum
amauiwowie: lol
amauiwowie: no
Diablo9719: lets talk about cum!
amauiwowie: why?
Diablo9719: cause it RULES!
amauiwowie: no it doesn't
amauiwowie: it's not cool
Diablo9719: whats not cool about it?
amauiwowie: it gets in the way
amauiwowie: makes a mess
Diablo9719: thats why you swallow it
Diablo9719: no muss no fuss
amauiwowie: !
amauiwowie: whatever
amauiwowie: not down w/ that one buddy
Diablo9719: man
Diablo9719: that sucks for you
amauiwowie: ?
amauiwowie: obviously it doesn't
amauiwowie: :-D
Diablo9719: it does
Diablo9719: its the only way to end oral
amauiwowie: nope
Diablo9719: that or a facial
amauiwowie: nope
amauiwowie: !
Diablo9719: or titty shot
amauiwowie: no way
amauiwowie: fuuuck that
amauiwowie: n/m i dont' want to **** you anymore if you're into THAT ****....






amauiwowie: will you come visit when i'm studying coral in teh keys?
amauiwowie: or when i'm working at sea world?
Diablo9719: mabye
Diablo9719: mabye
amauiwowie: :-(
amauiwowie: why not a "yes"?
Diablo9719: cause i dunno if you will still wanna see me then
Diablo9719: besides i will be super sexy then
Diablo9719: i dunno if my herum of cumm swallowing facial doers would let me leave
amauiwowie: :-(
amauiwowie: ok.....
Diablo9719: that was funny!
amauiwowie: no ti wasn't...
amauiwowie: *it
amauiwowie: i have class in a few hours....
amauiwowie: hehe
amauiwowie: maybe i won't go....
amauiwowie: so i can sleep and do this ****
amauiwowie: that i'm not doing now....
amauiwowie: lol
amauiwowie: it's all your fault!!!
Diablo9719: if you want you can blame me
Diablo9719: but it will cost you oral
amauiwowie: :-(
amauiwowie: why do you want that so bad?
amauiwowie: it's not the best thing in the world, you know
Diablo9719: i love it!
amauiwowie: no no no
amauiwowie: this chem **** makes me feel so stupid
amauiwowie: sheesh
Diablo9719: your not stupid just a bit prude

Tanner Rhoden
10-13-2003, 01:25 AM
....

VulgarTheClown
10-13-2003, 01:59 AM
GOD DAMN IT!

THIS IS SERIOUS PEOPLE!!


GIRLS NEED TO SWALLOW SEMEN! THEY NEED TO INGEST CUM!

IF NO ONE ELSES JUST MINE!

WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR SOME *****ES TO DO?

ruffneck119
10-13-2003, 03:26 AM
Chicks are more willing to swallow when they like the taste of your nut. Pineapple juice worked for me, she loved the taste. Drink a grip and get her a sucking.

VulgarTheClown
10-13-2003, 08:18 AM
this specific girl aint even about taste.

i do not personally think she is experienced enough to be open to it.

*****es need cum in there diet

TeckGirl
10-28-2003, 11:45 AM
...yes

Nuno
10-28-2003, 11:46 AM
Hungry?

TeckGirl
10-28-2003, 12:01 PM
yes i want....chinese

The Jake
10-28-2003, 07:10 PM
Vulgar = correct on this.

The list of things women should understand.... my god.... this could become a ten+ page thread easily.

- J.

Curly Howard
10-28-2003, 07:13 PM
http://www.kodak.com/global/images/en/health/filmImaging/Mammo/candy.jpg

Bluecifer
10-28-2003, 07:15 PM
Do what I do and just let it fly with no warning! Either they swallow or get a facial!

The Jake
10-28-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Do what I do and just let it fly with no warning! Either they swallow or get a facial!

Sounds like a win-win situation really.

- J.

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Do what I do and just let it fly with no warning! Either they swallow or get a facial!

or they bite off your dick

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 08:50 PM
am i the only one that missed this ? vulgar said cum is cool ahahahahahahahahahaha

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 08:59 PM
I did say cum is cool.

MY cum is cool.

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 09:02 PM
ghey

The Jake
10-28-2003, 09:16 PM
Dragonzero - yeah I missed that :)

I just read his discussion.

This chick is a prude. Vulgar, you don't want to be with a chick that's afraid to get down and dirty.

- J.

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 09:18 PM
This i know Jake, but i'm just astonished girls like this still exist

The Jake
10-28-2003, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
This i know Jake, but i'm just astonished girls like this still exist

They're called nuns and Christians mate.

- J.

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 09:40 PM
she isn't even religious

as soon as i started teasing her she was all like I do it only when i nthe mood, i do not like it but blah blah blah its like make up story tellin shull****

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 09:57 PM
maybe she just doesn't want to with you has that ever crossed your mind?

The Jake
10-28-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by DragonZero
maybe she just doesn't want to with you has that ever crossed your mind?

Hahaha.

Must have been the "cum is cool" line that scared her off.

- J.

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 09:59 PM
yah she probaly thought uh oh we have a funboy here

The Jake
10-28-2003, 10:21 PM
Ladies shouldn't be expecting a rug munch from their guy if you're not prepared to take a load from their guy.

That's just plain naivety and laziness.

- J.

DragonZero
10-28-2003, 10:23 PM
good point

Tanner Rhoden
10-28-2003, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by DragonZero
maybe she just doesn't want to with you has that ever crossed your mind?

I was thinking the same thing.

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 11:00 PM
no like she was goin nuts. she won't take one from no one. not even her x of a year and a half.

that and she doesn't even shave (which i later found out) and was offended when i told her that had i been fooling around with her and found an over grown forest i would have gone straight home without halting.

The Jake
10-28-2003, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
no like she was goin nuts. she won't take one from no one. not even her x of a year and a half.

that and she doesn't even shave (which i later found out) and was offended when i told her that had i been fooling around with her and found an over grown forest i would have gone straight home without halting.

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

I think we have the answer.

Let me get this right - you told the girl you would rather have taken your bat and ball and gone home rather than going bush bashing and her expect her to take a load in the face/mouth -- AFTER you've already ****ed her?

Mate, you should count your blessings she didn't kick you in the gonads!

- J.

handjobs4dollars
10-28-2003, 11:15 PM
http://home.student.utwente.nl/m.i.n.rorik/temp/rukker.jpg

VulgarTheClown
10-28-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

I think we have the answer.

Let me get this right - you told the girl you would rather have taken your bat and ball and gone home rather than going bush bashing and her expect her to take a load in the face/mouth -- AFTER you've already ****ed her?

Mate, you should count your blessings she didn't kick you in the gonads!

- J.

NO NO NO NO NO

These were 2 completely different conversations.

First was the cum conversation then i was thinkin about a week later if she doesn't swallow does she shave so i asked and the next conversation insued.

she was callin me racist against girls with hair and i had to have her explain that to me since hair isn't a race. so i suggested the word prejudice against hairy crotched women and she agreed on that because its a preference you know.

she got all offended cause i said it wasn't hygenically clean to have lots of pubic hair and she got all pissy

The Jake
10-29-2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
NO NO NO NO NO

These were 2 completely different conversations.

First was the cum conversation then i was thinkin about a week later if she doesn't swallow does she shave so i asked and the next conversation insued.

she was callin me racist against girls with hair and i had to have her explain that to me since hair isn't a race. so i suggested the word prejudice against hairy crotched women and she agreed on that because its a preference you know.

she got all offended cause i said it wasn't hygenically clean to have lots of pubic hair and she got all pissy

Yes but didn't you have sex with her and then criticise her AFTER the fact for being a hairy hog beast?

- J.

VulgarTheClown
10-29-2003, 12:45 AM
nope.

no sex no hook up.

just friends.

this was all just speculation taht i turned out to be right on.

tho i did tell her that IF i had hooked up with her and found more hair than i cared for i'd of packed my **** and gone home

DragonZero
10-29-2003, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
no like she was goin nuts. she won't take one from no one. not even her x of a year and a half.

that and she doesn't even shave (which i later found out) and was offended when i told her that had i been fooling around with her and found an over grown forest i would have gone straight home without halting.




you are gay there is no hiding it now

VulgarTheClown
10-29-2003, 08:11 AM
how does that make me gay?

because i demand anyone i get with to by higenic and clean?

all thats proven here is that your a desprate standardless dirty man willing to **** any "girl" that moves

Carlao
10-29-2003, 10:14 AM
Vulgar if you act more receptive and willing to please them, girls "MOST OF THE TIME" will be willing to do so for you.

Do not push the issue so hard at first, most girls will swallow your load after a bit of time and a bit of comitment from you. Play it smart. If you put her "needs" first she will do her best to please you.

Also increase your glucose intake via fruits. Pineapple, grapes, melons, kiwi fruit, and other hi sugar fruits. It increases your glucose levels in a healthy way and there fore it makes you sperm taste sweeter.

good luck in your future conquest!!!!