View Full Version : i want Britney Spears as my girlfriend


BritneySpearsGuy
11-04-2004, 06:41 PM
I love Britney Spears. I wanna kiss her. I think about her all the time like she's my girlfriend and at night i always kiss my pillow pretending its her. I'm her #1 fan.

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/kraLLL-britney.jpg

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000004.jpg

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_z0000000045.jpg

techn9ne
11-04-2004, 06:41 PM
vb martin feels the same way about sonny

BritneySpearsGuy
11-04-2004, 06:46 PM
http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_z0000000022.jpg

I love Britney's long blond hair, and her cute smile, and her sexy legs

patto1984
11-04-2004, 06:57 PM
her thrashed out twat?

julDilla
11-04-2004, 09:24 PM
not this madaF***A again :rolleyes:

Dude
11-04-2004, 10:11 PM
Guess what I banged her once. And she still owns me the 50 bucks.

julDilla
11-04-2004, 10:14 PM
Guess what I banged her once. And she still owns me the 50 bucks.
who hasnt banged her :D

Dude
11-04-2004, 10:40 PM
who hasnt banged her :D
The guy who started the thread. :D

julDilla
11-04-2004, 10:44 PM
The guy who started the thread. :D
LMFAO!!! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! good one, that deserves good karma:D

Soundtraveler
11-05-2004, 03:54 AM
I met her a couple of years ago, nice enough I guess...

Explosivo
11-05-2004, 10:50 AM
I thought this weirdo was gone for good. :mad:

RJj1fan
11-05-2004, 11:01 AM
HAHA BrittneySpears*** is on this messageboard also. What happend to you on ESB?

Sweet Dick Willy
11-05-2004, 03:13 PM
I love Britney Spears. I wanna kiss her. I think about her all the time like she's my girlfriend and at night i always kiss my pillow pretending its her. I'm her #1 fan.

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/kraLLL-britney.jpg

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000004.jpg

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_z0000000045.jpg
Loser. Brittney is ugly. If she looked half as good as those air burshed photos in your avatar I'd agree with ya. But she's got chewed up nails, poc-marked skin and she smokes. You can find a Brittney spears in trailer parks all over america

phallus
11-05-2004, 09:14 PM
It don't matter to me how good airbrushing can make her look, man,
her personality is about as ugly as it gets. Someone that needs attention constantly, will do anything to be famous and keep it, and doesn't have a brain in her head... You can have her, though, i think after you'd had her you won't want her anymore

Dr.Depravity
11-05-2004, 10:33 PM
I see the no 1 brittney fan didn't get the help he needs. I thought, maybe the poor ****er found some girl to let him **** her. thats why we hadnt heard from him in a while. Dude find some real women, (she doenst have to be a bueaty queen) and you will forget all about brittney. ;)

neils7147933
11-06-2004, 08:05 AM
Dude's showing pictures of the girl when she was 17 or so. The newest pictures I've seen of her show a plumper, trampier Spears.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20041013/mdf727086.jpg

elveiel
11-06-2004, 08:17 AM
Dude's showing pictures of the girl when she was 17 or so. The newest pictures I've seen of her show a plumper, trampier Spears.

Britney Spears is a skank, even if she did make an effort she couldnt erase the fact she been ****ing little **** boys!!

I cant understand how any girl would rather **** a little boy rather than ****ing a real man!?!?!?!?

neils7147933
11-06-2004, 08:29 AM
A couple more for the fan (she cleans up allright, but her best days are starting to fall behind her)link: http://www.snarkywood.com/2004/08/we_love_downwar.html

Reality check:

http://www.stereogum.com/img/seizetheass1_large.jpg

http://www.andrew.za.org/wordpress/images/normal_06.jpg

neils7147933
11-06-2004, 08:30 AM
Britney Spears is a skank, even if she did make an effort she couldnt erase the fact she been ****ing little **** boys!!

I cant understand how any girl would rather **** a little boy rather than ****ing a real man!?!?!?!?

I confess having posted 2 chick battle posts in your absence. Forgive me...

neils7147933
11-06-2004, 08:39 AM
C'mon Britney, you're not even trying anymore (lol - I bet Hollywood could make me look presentable!)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/965000/images/_965697_bs150.jpg

to

http://sugarpunk.no/mm/you/pics/ugly_celebs/britney.jpg

BritneySpearsGuy
11-06-2004, 11:21 AM
i love Britney Spears. I love her long blond hair, and her cute smile, and her sexy legs.

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000004.jpg
http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000014.jpg

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_z0000000008.jpg

BritneySpearsGuy
11-06-2004, 11:33 AM
HAHA BrittneySpears*** is on this messageboard also. What happend to you on ESB?

you're the ***. You have a huge gay **** collection.

BritneySpearsGuy
11-06-2004, 11:34 AM
Dude's showing pictures of the girl when she was 17 or so. The newest pictures I've seen of her show a plumper, trampier Spears.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20041013/mdf727086.jpg

the pictures i just posted are from this past year

http://www.britneysparkles.com/pictures/albums/Captures/2004/OnyxHotelTour/normal_ab00000014.jpg

phallus
11-07-2004, 12:35 AM
you'd kiss that mouth??? you'd need a tetanus shot after, at least

elveiel
11-07-2004, 09:36 AM
I confess having posted 2 chick battle posts in your absence. Forgive me...

Its all good!! :p

julDilla
11-08-2004, 01:56 AM
Its all good!! :p
you lost your touch on the chick battles :p

SonnyG8R
11-08-2004, 01:01 PM
Brittney Spears is a whore. I had her up the ass and then made her swallow my load and lick my penis clean. :D :eek:

elveiel
11-08-2004, 01:32 PM
you lost your touch on the chick battles :p

Hey, I didnt lose my touch! Not alot of people were voting/posting and i thought i'd give it rest, plus no was nominating girls and i didnt want to pick the eliminator girls every time.

:D

SonnyG8R
11-09-2004, 05:03 PM
Just for you BritneySpearsGuy

http://www.boxingscene.com/media/data/502/6751Britney_Tits-med.jpg

phallus
11-09-2004, 09:51 PM
hey Sonny, i think Sweet Meat's been a bad influence on you, you're starting to sound like Willy - "Brittney Spears is a whore. I had her up the ass and then made her swallow my load and lick my penis clean."

SonnyG8R
11-09-2004, 10:16 PM
hey Sonny, i think Sweet Meat's been a bad influence on you, you're starting to sound like Willy - "Brittney Spears is a whore. I had her up the ass and then made her swallow my load and lick my penis clean."

I was just giving BritneySpearsGuy a hard time. The guy comes on here and never has a word to say about boxing, but talks about how he kisses his pillow and pretends it's Spears. Get a life for cryin out loud. :rolleyes:

phallus
11-09-2004, 10:28 PM
i agree, at least pretend the pillow is angelina jolie like the rest of us do!

tntkid
11-09-2004, 10:32 PM
Lmao

Is this guy for real?

BritneySpearsGuy
11-10-2004, 06:18 PM
Lmao

Is this guy for real?

of course i'm for real. I'm Britney Spears' #1 fan.

And it's true. I don't come to boxing forums to talk about boxing. I don't even watch boxing. I just go to off topic discussions

julDilla
11-10-2004, 06:20 PM
Lmao

Is this guy for real?
im afraid so

Mr. Ryan
11-10-2004, 06:21 PM
Not this perv again.

BritneySpearsGuy
11-10-2004, 06:24 PM
i just bought myself Britney Spears Greatest Hits CD and DVD. All the videos on one DVD and all the best songs(besides "Showdown") on one CD.

oldgringo
11-10-2004, 06:35 PM
I remember this fella from the old site.

Britney looks like she took a bad beating from an ugly stick in some of those photos. She has some dark ass nips in that photo Sonny.

neils7147933
11-10-2004, 07:53 PM
Duh.... I like you too Britney Spears Guy

http://www.thealchemist.info/Britney%20undercover_WEB.jpg

neils7147933
11-10-2004, 08:01 PM
Duh I get all excited when I see you BritneySpearsGuy

http://www.openhaard.net/stuff/britney.jpg

neils7147933
11-10-2004, 08:04 PM
Britney Spears Guy, I think I need to take a crap!

http://vitriol.fluidlight.com/sa/nowords/Britney-Spears_001.jpg

tntkid
11-10-2004, 11:19 PM
Britney Spears Guy, I think I need to take a crap!

http://vitriol.fluidlight.com/sa/nowords/Britney-Spears_001.jpg

Now that's just nasty!

phallus
11-10-2004, 11:21 PM
it looks like she just took one, and it's getting tacky in her pantz

mr. bojangles
11-11-2004, 01:47 AM
Hey, Britney.Spears.Guy :)

<<<---------Have a look!

THRILLAinmanila
11-11-2004, 01:52 AM
Hey, Britney.Spears.Guy :)

<<<---------Have a look!


haha. check your CP, gave you some good karma just for this luscious avatar of yours....

mr. bojangles
11-11-2004, 01:57 AM
haha. check your CP, gave you some good karma just for this luscious avatar of yours....

hahaha :D Thanks a lot pal.

...and good Karma as well for the Asian Storm.

neils7147933
11-11-2004, 07:52 PM
http://www.boxingscene.com/media/showphoto.php?photo=6007

neils7147933
11-11-2004, 07:53 PM
http://www.boxingscene.com/media/showphoto.php?photo=6006

phallus
11-12-2004, 11:39 PM
neils, those pics are nasty. brittney looks like the crackwhore she is!

TheFairPole
11-13-2004, 07:31 AM
Duh I get all excited when I see you BritneySpearsGuy

http://www.openhaard.net/stuff/britney.jpg


She is on cross-eyed, fish-faced ugly *****!!! :eek:

tntkid
11-13-2004, 08:21 AM
Damn, the girl looks harsh in those pics neils!

neils7147933
11-13-2004, 09:29 AM
Damn, the girl looks harsh in those pics neils!

this one too:

http://www.boxingscene.com/media/showphoto.php?photo=6021&sort=1&cat=500&page=1

elveiel
11-13-2004, 11:49 AM
A couple of years ago you could really attact Britney about anything, since her golden days she's turned into a skanky whore who ****s dirty little boys!!

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 10:21 PM
found a site to host my pics

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/4922/8c-britney_acne.jpg

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 10:22 PM
http://img71.exs.cx/img71/3833/2d-britney_bad_skin.jpg

neils7147933
12-02-2004, 10:23 PM
http://img71.exs.cx/img71/3149/78-so_very_trashy_br.jpg

phallus
12-02-2004, 10:29 PM
found a site to host my pics

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/4922/8c-britney_acne.jpg



wow, is that Brittney??? she looks like a crackwhore