Ok boys.. Alans in the boozer, having a Newky Brown and looks over - theres Roy Keane and he's urinating on a Magpie.

They square up..


WHERE DO YOU SEE THIS EPIC BATTLE ENDING??

Keane thinks he's hard - but **** that. Shearer would have his geordie elbow in Roys face faster than **** off a shovel.

Keane acted "Hard". Shearer would drop his ass and would break him down mentally. Vieira would drop both of them thats for sure

Keanes a big *****. He thinks hes tough because he goes in late.

Shearer ends it with a rip to the body!

Keane acted "Hard". Shearer would drop his ass and would break him down mentally. Vieira would drop both of them thats for sure

No mainland Euro phag is gonna stomp on either of these two. Infact, I guarentee if Viera walked, both would finish their dispute and beat the **** out of Mr.V.

Boys, boys.. try and think of examples... who can really say that Keane was the less aggressive player.

actually there is one Euro phag who'd stand his own...

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/dicaniosalute.png

Paulo Di Canio.

I know Oasis Lads got my back on dis' mudda ****ka.

Shearer would kick his ass in a stand up fight, but I think Keane is a bit more of a psycho and would probably break into Alans house at night and strangle him and his family while they were asleep.

Shearer would kick his ass in a stand up fight, but I think Keane is a bit more of a psycho and would probably break into Alans house at night and strangle him and his family while they were asleep.

controversial...hahaa.

But i agree entirely. Not only that, he probs has links to the IRA.

No mainland Euro phag is gonna stomp on either of these two. Infact, I guarentee if Viera walked, both would finish their dispute and beat the **** out of Mr.V.

Boys, boys.. try and think of examples... who can really say that Keane was the less aggressive player.

The ****, don’t think the British are hard nuts. Vieira long reach and is crazy mofo. Keane too short and would get hurt just trying to get near Vieira with his long limbs. Shearer right hand to his chin and he would drop. I swear Vieira would 100% drop Keane it would be a mismatch just because you act hard on the field means **** in a real fight.

The ****, don’t think the British are hard nuts. Vieira long reach and is crazy mofo. Keane too short and would get hurt just trying to get near Vieira with his long limbs. Shearer right hand to his chin and he would drop. I swear Vieira would 100% drop Keane it would be a mismatch just because you act hard on the field means **** in a real fight.


In reality any mainland Euro phag (bar Paulo Di Canio) would sense the danger coming and dive to the ****ing ground. We all know, that the toughest players on Earth are exclusively British (and then found to be tougher the more North up the country you go.)

The ****, don’t think the British are hard nuts. Vieira long reach and is crazy mofo. Keane too short and would get hurt just trying to get near Vieira with his long limbs. Shearer right hand to his chin and he would drop. I swear Vieira would 100% drop Keane it would be a mismatch just because you act hard on the field means **** in a real fight.

Vieira doesnt have that nastiness though, he usually kept his cool but when he lost it, he lost it and couldnt think straight. Keane is more methodical(cos he's always angry) and would probably have a carving knife tucked into his socks.

In reality any mainland Euro phag (bar Paulo Di Canio) would sense the danger coming and dive to the ****ing ground. We all know, that the toughest players on Earth are exclusively British (and then found to be tougher the more North up the country you go.)

Get the **** out of here, British are hard nuts. Germans are way more physical and stronger. Maybe the French game is not built on power and going hard but skills.

Vieira would drop Gerrard

Throughout the 2000s, Keane maintained a healthy rivalry with Arsenal captain Patrick Vieira. The most notable incident between the two took place at Highbury in 2005 at the height of an extreme period of bad blood between United and Arsenal. Vieira was seen confronting United defender Gary Neville in the tunnel before the game over his fouling of Jose Antonio Reyes in the previous encounter between the two sides [23], prompting Keane to verbally confront the Arsenal captain. [19] The incident was broadcast live on Sky Sports, with Keane clearly heard imploring match referee Graham Poll to "Tell him [Vieira] to shut his ****ing mouth!"

Sounds terrified. Wikipedia has proven my point.

Get the **** out of here, British are hard nuts. Germans are way more physical and stronger. Maybe the French game is not built on power and going hard but skills.

Vieira would drop Gerrard

Foreign Uro phags only become hardnuts once they have played in England. The players who now seem hard were bullied during their first season in the EPL, so toughened up.

Look at Drogba(although he still has traits of playing in France ) when he came he was physically bigger than most players but he got bullied all day long on the pitch by smaller guys. 2 seasons on and he toughened up and he became a different player)

Sounds terrified.

WOW, anyone can swear who has the balls to do the action. Of course refs are not going to allow a fight to happen in front of their eyes. They pulled Vieira away because he would ****ing do damage with his long limbs.

Foreign Uro phags only become hardnuts once they have played in England. The players who now seem hard were bullied during their first season in the EPL, so toughened up.

Look at Drogba(although he still has traits of playing in France ) when he came he was physically bigger than most players but he got bullied all day long on the pitch by smaller guys. 2 seasons on and he toughened up and he became a different player)

Drogba still dives more than a submarine though.

I'll give some Europeans credit - Vidic is a bad cunt. But then again, he's probably murdered half his family in some genocidal spree - you know them crazzy Balkans!

Foreign Uro phags only become hardnuts once they have played in England. The players who now seem hard were bullied during their first season in the EPL, so toughened up.

Look at Drogba(although he still has traits of playing in France ) when he came he was physically bigger than most players but he got bullied all day long on the pitch by smaller guys. 2 seasons on and he toughened up and he became a different player)

Drogba was already a strong ****ing player. He just had to adpat more to the game. Gattuso hardest nut out yet plays in the "slow" Seria A

WOW, anyone can swear who has the balls to do the action. Of course refs are not going to allow a fight to happen in front of their eyes. They pulled Vieira away because he would ****ing do damage with his long limbs.

Thank god the referee prevented that murder! haha :)

I would like to see any British player able to beat Andriano in a fight.

Keane is 180 cm
Vieira is 183 cm

Vieira would drop in a second his reach and Keane would just rush in and be knocked the **** out.

Stuart Pearce would rip apart any of these so-called 'hard nuts' even at his ripe age. Fear the Psycho!!

British fans even think they are the hardest. We know what happens to them when they go to Italy Turkey, clubs warn their fans not to travel. Ask Leeds Arsenal fans United at Italy and Turkey

Keane is 180 cm
Vieira is 183 cm

Vieira would drop in a second his reach and Keane would just rush in and be knocked the **** out.

3cm's isn't very much. Besides, whats 3cm's when you can't scrap for ****.

3cm's isn't very much. Besides, whats 3cm's when you can't scrap for ****.

Sorry mistake he is 193 not 183. When you have a ****ing longer reach it will ****ing help. Keane has to get in the inside and will get damaged doing that

British fans even think they are the hardest. We know what happens to them when they go to Italy Turkey, clubs warn their fans not to travel. Ask Leeds Arsenal fans United at Italy and Turkey

Amazingly, when British fans go abroad..they're...outnumbered!?

How the **** did that happen. The whole point really is... whenever Brits go abroad, there is trouble. When they come here, nothing happens, because they don't show up. Look at Euro 96 as an example - it was renowned for having hardly any disputes - although some could argue that the English tried not to **** on there own doorstep.

Anyway.. **** the Turks. It's the Poles who are the real frightening boys and thanks to our open immigration laws.. they all live in England anyway. hussah!

Drogba was already a strong ****ing player. He just had to adpat more to the game. Gattuso hardest nut out yet plays in the "slow" Seria A

He played for Rangers when he was young. He often credits that experience with toughening him up!

Amazingly, when British fans go abroad..they're...outnumbered!?

How the **** did that happen. The whole point really is... whenever Brits go abroad, there is trouble. When they come here, nothing happens, because they don't show up. Look at Euro 96 as an example - it was renowned for having hardly any disputes - although some could argue that the English tried not to **** on there own doorstep.

Anyway.. **** the Turks. It's the Poles who are the real frightening boys and thanks to our open immigration laws.. they all live in England anyway. hussah!

How could Roma start trouble at Old Trafford before the match? Poles aren't crazy as Turks or Italians. Roma-Laizo it's pretty much a warfare not a football match.

Totti would drop Keane and any English player

I would like to see any British player able to beat Andriano in a fight.

lol Adriano's a *****, he's probably too depressed to fight. he'd want to consult his shrink and have a nice chat instead.

lol Adriano's a *****, he's probably too depressed to fight. he'd want to consult his shrink and have a nice chat instead.

Angry Andriano would send English players to hospital.

How could Roma start trouble at Old Trafford before the match? Poles aren't crazy as Turks or Italians. Roma-Laizo it's pretty much a warfare not a football match.

Totti would drop Keane and any English player

lol, you really dont know **** about Italy. My mothers Italian, I have very real experience of going to italian football matches. i went to one 3 weeks ago.Ancona-Ascoli, a local Marche Serie B derby, they hadnt played each other for 5 years, last time they did there was running battles between fans

Italians arent **** at hooliganism they'll **** up their neighbours but dont do anything outside their own borders. out of about 10,000 fans at an italian match you have maybe 500 who are willing to fight. in England about 5,000, most male fans would fight if they were drunk enough and it was all kicking off in front of em.

If they fight foreign fans they run up behind them and stab them in the butt. English and Balkan fans rountinely take the piss in italy. i've seen it with my own eyes mate.

lol @ totti he's renowned for being a *****, even in Italy :rofl:

Angry Andriano would send English players to hospital.

Adriano cant get angry, he's probably a closet homo. Seriously, In Italy they thought he was one messed up dude.

Honestly, Duncan Ferguson would sodomize Vieria's mum right in front of him, and Le Patrick wouldn't do **** about it.

lol, you really dont know **** about Italy. My mothers Italian, I have very real experience of going to italian football matches. i went to one 3 weeks ago.Ancona-Ascoli, a local Marche Serie B derby, they hadnt played each other for 5 years, last time they did there was running battles between fans

Italians arent **** at hooliganism they'll **** up their neighbours but dont do anything outside their own borders. out of about 10,000 fans at an italian match you have maybe 500 who are willing to fight. in England about 5,000, most male fans would fight if they were drunk enough and it was all kicking off in front of em.

If they fight foreign fans they run up behind them and stab them in the butt. English and Balkan fans rountinely take the piss in italy. i've seen it with my own eyes mate.

lol @ totti he's renowned for being a *****, even in Italy :rofl:

Italians are ***** now?? They don’t travel in large numbers maybe. It known facts the Italians especially in Rome are more violence than the British. The Roma stabbing in the 60's. United fans being bashed 2 years ago. Warnings for United fans not to go to Italy.
Italians are ***** now?? They don’t travel in large numbers maybe. It known facts the Italians especially in Rome are more violence than the British. Italians are crazy seen Roma-Lazio they bring weapons and are crazy and willing to use it against each other.

Italians are ***** now?? They don’t travel in large numbers maybe. It known facts the Italians especially in Rome are more violence than the British. The Roma stabbing in the 60's. United fans being bashed 2 years ago. Warnings for United fans not to go to Italy.
Italians are ***** now?? They don’t travel in large numbers maybe. It known facts the Italians especially in Rome are more violence than the British. Italians are crazy seen Roma-Lazio they bring weapons and are crazy and willing to use it against each other.

Trust me they are. You have a small hardcore who are crazy, the rest just really dont wanna know anything about fighting.

In England while no one may be as crazy as the small hardcore in italy, the majority will get fight if need be.

Romans fight each other because they are at political odds with each other, apart from that they really dont do anything. You may have a few isolated incidents and they may throw coins and bottles at away supporters, but they will never attack a large gathering of away fans (especially northern and eastern europeans) because they odds are they will always be outnumbered.

Its cultural. In an Anglo-Saxon country(culturally I mean USA,Australia,Britain,Canada) most males arent shy of fighting. In Italy, most are, with a few who ejoy fighting amongst themselves.

Honestly, Duncan Ferguson would sodomize Vieria's mum right in front of him, and Le Patrick wouldn't do **** about it.

I still remember that story about him beating up some people who tried to rob his house, funny ****.

i voted none. Port vale chairman Bill Bratt will just walk in and as soon as they both see him they will both sit down and buy a drink for everyone. bratt has links to the mafia you know...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/sport/portvale/images/valiant2001_270.jpg

bratt is bottom centre.

Shearer kills him. Do you remember when Keane squared up to Shearer snarling at him? Shearer was laughing at him.

Keane slaughters him, Irish beats the Englishman in this one.

Keane would probably pull a broken bottle on ol' Alan
He aint got rules.

Bratt will gun them down in the street.

Since when did Viera become ****ing hard? Since he got clattered by a Didi Hamaan "horror tackle"? In this case of course the "horror" is Poltergeist.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5466/10outof10dive3bf8pu2ug3be9qw3x.gif

Anyway Shearer would destroy pretend hard man Roy Keane. Keane is an absolute arse.

You guys need to get something threw your heads, if someone is a hard player in football doesn’t mean they will kill ass in a real fight.

You guys need to get something threw your heads, if someone is a hard player in football doesn’t mean they will kill ass in a real fight.

Shut up. dddddddddddd

You guys need to get something threw your heads, if someone is a hard player in football doesn’t mean they will kill ass in a real fight.

If I did a rorschach ink blot test using a mixture of dog and human ****, piss and vomit, it would produce something far more worthy than this post.

If I did a rorschach ink blot test using a mixture of dog and human ****, piss and vomit, it would produce something far more worthy than this post.

I agree.

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thankyou.

Sounds terrified. Wikipedia has proven my point.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l5RgiKnpxS8

Vieira would hurt Keane so bad it's not funny. Anyone can be hard in front of there players. Vieira would knock his teeth out.

Vieira would hurt Keane so bad it's not funny. Anyone can be hard in front of there players. Vieira would knock his teeth out.

Yeah Viera is practically He-man, he's awesome. We get the picture. blah blah blah.

But anyway, I think we've established that Shearer is the hardest man to have ever played football. Ever.

Yeah Viera is practically He-man, he's awesome. We get the picture. blah blah blah.

But anyway, I think we've established that Shearer is the hardest man to have ever played football. Ever.

Vinnie Jones

Yeah Viera is practically He-man, he's awesome. We get the picture. blah blah blah.

But anyway, I think we've established that Shearer is the hardest man to have ever played football. Ever.

Peter Beardsley.

Squeelpiggy. Please post a picture of your penis.
thankyou.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/PolarisMissileIWMLondon.jpg/180px-PolarisMissileIWMLondon.jpg

Since when did Viera become ****ing hard? Since he got clattered by a Didi Hamaan "horror tackle"? In this case of course the "horror" is Poltergeist.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5466/10outof10dive3bf8pu2ug3be9qw3x.gif

Anyway Shearer would destroy pretend hard man Roy Keane. Keane is an absolute arse.

****ing great gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVb2gbMtN3I

English players are bulldogs and never dive :rolleyes:

Shearer would get Alf Inge Haalanded.