View Full Version : Worst Punchlines: Starring Trashpoose aka Asspoose aka Papoops and Little Wayne
Floyd Sinclair 09-24-2008, 04:32 PM Heres some lines from Ashpoose:
"i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"
"now your lost like a person without a map"
"u say u all about cheese, what u some kind of mouse"
"I'll bag dad(Baghdad) like Iraq"
"My cousin is Bug/ He drink Budweiser and guzzle the suds/ He'll still tell you I'm wiser than a couple of buds"
Here some lines from Little wayne
"like ranch i dip"
"we on like the television"
"y'all n****s pu$$y like dry sperm"
"We are not the same, i am a martian"
"its young money and we on like the television"
Some more wack lines:
"so many aunties, we could have a auntie team"-Kanye
"I'm fly like an ostrich" - Juelz Santana (ostriches dont fly)
Papsmears aka Wackpoose = Woat (Worst of all time) :lol:
lol Add on.....
Truth 09-24-2008, 04:36 PM "i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"
"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"
"now your lost like a person without a map"
lmao@ at papoose. i kind of like some of those even though they are simple.
Floyd Sinclair 09-24-2008, 04:38 PM SMH @ these little wayne punchlines :thumbsdow
"im so high i can eat a star"
"check my bio, i started out wit 2 O's just like Ohio"
"i am so bent like a dent"
"I dont owe you like 2 vowels"
Truth 09-24-2008, 04:42 PM LMAO at the owe you two vowels. those are worse than paps, just a little.
Floyd Sinclair 09-24-2008, 04:45 PM Paps punchlines are so bad there funny
"stop living in denial da Nile is a river in Egypt"
"My gun is like a jewler cause it make your ear-ring"
"Go ahead, pop off and get shot like a video"
"the bullets gone travel like a ball player who wont dribble"
:thumbsdow http://i38.tinypic.com/nfr5w4.gif
Truth 09-24-2008, 04:48 PM paps do make me laugh...i've laughed at almost all his lines you've posted.
Truth 09-24-2008, 04:50 PM these days i get more texas than houston-papoose lol
Floyd Sinclair 09-24-2008, 04:50 PM I wonder if papoose doesnt care anymore, hes just trying to make people laugh. I have to wonder whats going through his head when he says some of these. He sounds real funny when he says them because he sets them up like hes the punchline king, he sounds like he thinks hes the best with his punchlines.
Floyd Sinclair 09-24-2008, 04:53 PM these days i get more texas than houston-papoose lol
thats another one thats terrible, but funny because of how bad it is. I gotta say though lil wayne is just as bad if not worse http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/laugh.gifhttp://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif
Truth 09-24-2008, 04:58 PM mac, how about a when papoose was good thread/why did he fall off? that would be fun
Floyd Sinclair 09-24-2008, 04:59 PM sometimes i forget that papoose used to be good
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sugarshanenas 09-24-2008, 07:13 PM when pap came out i thought he could maybe save hip hop.....
Floyd Sinclair 09-25-2008, 07:05 PM http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/thumbsdown.gif
Floyd Sinclair 09-25-2008, 08:21 PM "Im It like Hide & Seek" Lil wayne :thumbsdow
SkilledB 09-26-2008, 08:07 AM ive laughed through this whole thread hahahahaha
TRAVI$ 09-26-2008, 09:01 AM Wayne on "Swagger like us"
"When it comes to styles I got several
sharper than a swagger, dagger all metal"
Am I missing the point or is it that bad
It sounds like one of my lines.
Floyd Sinclair 09-26-2008, 10:06 AM Kanye west says count me in
"damn girl your breathe is harsh, cover your mouth like you got sars"
"tell a girl like doritos, thats nacho cheese"
"Couldnt buy a car, so she named her daughter alexis"
"seasoned, hater given me salty looks, lawrys"
Addition 09-26-2008, 05:42 PM Wayne on "We Takin' Over"
"I stay on track like a box of pumas"
Addition 09-26-2008, 05:51 PM Some more Wayne:
"I'm hot like light"
"Wayne, chillin like a scacrow, lookin for some brain"
Floyd Sinclair 09-26-2008, 06:50 PM lil wayne is worse the papsmears
Floyd Sinclair 09-26-2008, 06:53 PM I dunno pap and lil stayne are both terrible, heres a couple more from papoops
"i soo woo like a wu tang lawsuit" http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/smhrd3.gif
"every time i show her an image i have permantently etched on my body in ink
she shows me one of her breasts
i call it going tit for tat" http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/thumbsdown.gif
Floyd Sinclair 09-26-2008, 06:56 PM "don't need anymore drink, i'm drunker than a limey brit
that's why i pour a-cup of liquor on a chicks tiny tits" http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif
SweetPeaP 09-26-2008, 07:12 PM Wayne again
"Dear mr toilet, I'm the ****"
"*****es on my stick but my name ain't harry potter"
"I have more jewels than your jeweler"
"I got paper like a book"
"I'm a venerial disease like a menstral bleed"
"I love you like cook food"
Tony Yayo is dreadful aswell he should be on here
"Her ***** tight like an airplane bathroom"
"I go downtown and lick, my tongue searchin
my head between your legs, I'll eat your fur burger"
"i air your house out like a can of Febreeze at ease"
"I ride through your hood and I shine like Jesus"
"I'll poke you man I'm Riker's Island Pokemon
I got C.O.'s bringin me Filet Mingon"
Floyd Sinclair 09-26-2008, 07:41 PM wow yayo has dropped some terrible lines, i laugh when i listen to Yayo. On wax i think hes one of the funniest.
Another papoose line, this one dont even rhyme http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/smhrd3.gif
"i'm in the hood like a sweet young man moving to a lower income housing development due to the economic climate and housing market among other relevant domestic issues"
*edit* one more...
"ill rob you and your mommy
Ni**as is droppin like the economy" http://forums.projectcovo.com/images/smilies/thumbsdown.gif
Wayne on "We Takin' Over"
"I stay on track like a box of pumas"
That's not that bad. :hitit:
Better than most posted here. :]
Undefeated 09-28-2008, 06:29 AM LMAO!!!!
I gotta say... Im ****in nice and im laughin my ass off reading these ****s hahahaahahaa
lols.... .. gotta love it.
I laghed at that at a couple of waynes lines hahah.... Yayo is the worse!!
KEEP EM COMING!!!!
Mech. 09-28-2008, 07:25 AM Wayne again
"Dear mr toilet, I'm the ****"
"*****es on my stick but my name ain't harry potter"
"I have more jewels than your jeweler"
"I got paper like a book"
"I'm a venerial disease like a menstral bleed"
"I love you like cook food"
I got paper like a book, lmao.
Mech. 09-28-2008, 07:28 AM "Real rappers is hard to find [pause] like a remote"
-Common, that turned me off common forever.
Floyd Sinclair 09-28-2008, 02:42 PM LMAO!!!!
I gotta say... Im ****in nice and im laughin my ass off reading these ****s hahahaahahaa
lols.... .. gotta love it.
I laghed at that at a couple of waynes lines hahah.... Yayo is the worse!!
KEEP EM COMING!!!!
I love your avi
black.ink 09-28-2008, 03:01 PM Paps punchlines are so bad there funny
"stop living in denial da Nile is a river in Egypt"
"My gun is like a jewler cause it make your ear-ring"
"Go ahead, pop off and get shot like a video"
"the bullets gone travel like a ball player who wont dribble"
:thumbsdow http://i38.tinypic.com/nfr5w4.gif
I actually like that one.
Chayal Boded. 09-28-2008, 03:20 PM "I'll have you lookin at defeat (da feet) like you're a foot docter" - Papoose
TRAVI$ 09-28-2008, 03:30 PM "I'll have you lookin at defeat (da feet) like you're a foot docter" - Papoose
That is horrendous
"Foot Doctor", damn.
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