1. Women
2. Yanks
3. "Alexis Vastine" off here

Discuss.

1. Women
2. Yanks
3. "Alexis Vastine" off here

Discuss.

You and I and your two best friends could stand in a phone booth with two footballs for hours, and you three would never touch either ball.

You and I and your two best friends could stand in a phone booth with two footballs for hours, and you three would never touch either ball.

Don't be hard on yourself, I would touch your balls...

That's what I needed to get me started this morning.

Anyway the list is a generalisation. Apart from item 3.

Anyway the list is a generalisation. Apart from item 3.

Don't back down!!

Never back down, not until Kayjay swears that he has never used the phrase "P.K!"

Number 2 is bang on.

I mean "Goal-Tender", what the ****.

Ask Gillette and Hicks they didn't bargain for what they were getting in too.

To a lesser extent the Glazers as well, i'm sure they didn't intend on leaving their 1st visit to Old Trafford in the back of a Police van surrounded by burning effigys and death chants.

Number 2 is bang on.

I mean "Goal-Tender", what the ****.

Ask Gillette and Hicks they didn't bargain for what they were getting in too.

To a lesser extent the Glazers as well, i'm sure they didn't intend on leaving their 1st visit to Old Trafford in the back of a Police van surrounded by burning effigys and death chants.

****ing hell, if they'd have wanted that they should have just waited for Galatasary away.

****ing hell, if they'd have wanted that they should have just waited for Galatasary away.

Avvy, awesome.
Mentioning Galatasary in a forum I use, wank.

Avvy, awesome.
Mentioning Galatasary in a forum I use, wank.

Yea dude, i'm a big Rollins Band fan.

Sorry Naps - glad i didn't tell the stories about Leeds away and the chants we were doing. It really is a sore spot for you scummers.

You gonna return to the Steel City or what mate?

Yea dude, i'm a big Rollins Band fan.

Sorry Naps - glad i didn't tell the stories about Leeds away and the chants we were doing. It really is a sore spot for you scummers.

You gonna return to the Steel City or what mate?

I was back there 2 weekends ago for a night. Banner then Naps, kept it simple really.

Tempted to come back on Saturday for a 30th birthday at the Priory near the Cathedral. You been there ever? Any good?

I was back there 2 weekends ago for a night. Banner then Naps, kept it simple really.

Tempted to come back on Saturday for a 30th birthday at the Priory near the Cathedral. You been there ever? Any good?

Aww man, Highcliffe closed down about a month ago. Me and Rick helped clear it out. Apparently us regulars weren't allowed in the Banner!? I dunno, it might have been here-say.

I've been to a do at the Priory. Booze is a bit pricey mate - but nothin you'd be shocked to find at any other like function. So about 2.80/90 a pint. London prices pal. haha. At the end the day mate, it's who your with, not where your at i reckon.

At least you're always in walking distance of the rest of West St if its wank.

ROFLMFAO @ Newcastle

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It's more than 2.80 for a pint down here mick.

You and I and your two best friends could stand in a phone booth with two footballs for hours, and you three would never touch either ball.

Kayjay, it is a logical impossibility for a Yank to be good at football. Even you.

It's more than 2.80 for a pint down here mick.

Shiiiit. You know, in Hull. i know a nightclub where you can buy a pint for 1.60.

No ****.

Aww man, Highcliffe closed down about a month ago. Me and Rick helped clear it out. Apparently us regulars weren't allowed in the Banner!? I dunno, it might have been here-say.

I've been to a do at the Priory. Booze is a bit pricey mate - but nothin you'd be shocked to find at any other like function. So about 2.80/90 a pint. London prices pal. haha. At the end the day mate, it's who your with, not where your at i reckon.

At least you're always in walking distance of the rest of West St if its wank.

Sounds like hearsay to me mate. I know all the Banner gossip, and there's been no Highcliffe talk of any substance to be fair, plus Janet the landlady at the Banner is going weird recently, she has no clue who's coming or going anymore. You'd be reyt down there, and if you were lucky you'd get to talk to me.

Too true about the Priory being close to Ho'Street, not a problem if it's wank in there. Just dunno if I can be arsed with the train to Sheff for one night that could be hit or miss.

You been suppin in S11 since the Highcliffe demise then?

Shiiiit. You know, in Hull. i know a nightclub where you can buy a pint for 1.60.

No ****.

I used to drink in me local conservatives club and play snooker and it was 1.60 for a pint in there too. I bet it's gone up now though, this was about 5 years ago.

I walked past a pub near me the other day and it had a special promotion saying 'friday night and saturday night this week all pints £2.70!!!'
Made me chuckle, that's why I don't go out anymore. It costs a large chunk of me weeks earnings to get pissed.

4. Mike Ashleigh
5. Hicks Gillet, **** this I mean most foreign investors bar a few such as Handy Randy Lerner.

6. Referees who've never played the game.
7. People who don't understand football.
8. People that don't/haven't played etc.
9. Jamie Redknapp.
10. etc.

What's foot-ball?

ROFLMFAO @ Newcastle

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**** you! :banghead:

I made 50 league appearances bum boy. Have you ever played the game?

50 league appearances eh? And you didn't learn **** all.

And apparently you now play sunday league in order to fight your opponents.

You're either full of **** or thick as ****. Maybe both.

That's what Sunday League is for. Some former top flight players are in there too. It is called love for the game.

The opinion of a Man City fan is worth less than white dog ****. A fat bacon munching bastard like you who has never kicked a ball professionally, telling me I don't know the game is hardly insulting!!