View Full Version : Tito and Jenna having twins


75th
09-22-2008, 06:37 PM
From a number of sources I've heard, the whore has a couple buns in the oven. I didn't think I could think less of Ortiz, I was wrong.



Who wants to bet that both of those babies could come out head first at the same time?

Zarco
09-22-2008, 06:40 PM
Oh both of those heads would come out easy no doubt. What a dumbass who would marry a **** star especially bare children with one. That should be illegal. Poor kids when they get older. Hey when they come out of that poon, how many dicks do you think they will be rubbing off on?

75th
09-22-2008, 06:46 PM
If they have 2 girls, they've already lost their virginity about 55000 times.

If they're both boys, then you'll have a couple more **** talking douches in this world who've also been ****ed by about 55000 dudes.

If it's a boy and a girl, just mix and match my previous 2 sentences.

MetalVomit
09-22-2008, 08:16 PM
them kids are going to come flying out like a ****ing waterslide ride.

75th
09-22-2008, 09:06 PM
Seriously though, I can hear the echo of them shooting out of that Grand Canyon like hole.


It's going to sound like a ****ing potato gun going off.

Verstyle
09-22-2008, 10:12 PM
I feel bad for the kids when they get older and their friends are looking at old school ****s. OWNED.

Alexis Vastine
09-23-2008, 02:35 AM
Her dad is her manager. I think they'll be brought up like him! What a bum, marrying the village bike. he is an ugly deformed cunt anyway, did you expect less? He thinks she is a trophy girl. ROFL!!!!

MMA is a freak show. 9/10 a well schooled boxer would KO an MMA losing record owning bum like Ortiz.

Palma
09-23-2008, 03:25 AM
Jenna is hiding some serious twins under that bra! :boxing:

12th Round KO
09-23-2008, 07:33 AM
when they are born, the dna test will be negative for tito, then we can enjoy 10'000 jerry springer episodes! YAY

YUHHHHHHH!
09-23-2008, 09:53 AM
Her dad is her manager. I think they'll be brought up like him! What a bum, marrying the village bike. he is an ugly deformed cunt anyway, did you expect less? He thinks she is a trophy girl. ROFL!!!!

MMA is a freak show. 9/10 a well schooled boxer would KO an MMA losing record owning bum like Ortiz.

Jesus you make the same post without any proof to back it up all over this forum. You are a bigger cunt than Tito, fatass.

I nailed Jenna before.

Cuauhtémoc1520
09-23-2008, 04:25 PM
The crazy thing is, she was on the BillO'Reilley show a few years backa nd he asked her a simple question. He asked, "Whats the differnce between you and a prostitute?" she said " A prostitute has sex with strangers for money."

WTF is the difference?? HAHAHAHA

Tito is a ****ing chump.

RisAri0
09-24-2008, 01:27 PM
Tito Ortiz lost

BALLISTIC
09-25-2008, 09:13 AM
i really dont know why tito would marry her..wtf was tito thinking did dana white paid him....gosh...

come too find out ur mom was a huge **** star getting gang bang and yes when their kids are 18 jennas video will still be around..

BALLISTIC
09-25-2008, 09:15 AM
when they are born, the dna test will be negative for tito, then we can enjoy 10'000 jerry springer episodes! YAY

no more like maury show..WHEN IT COMES TO 1 MONTHS OLD THIS N THIS..TITO U ARE NOT THE FATHER..comes out dana white is..lol