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Crystalline Dream 10-08-2003, 04:16 PM "If you've been taking *insert well known diet medicine here* and were considering suicide, call this number. You may be entitled to money! Call immediately"
I am thinking about investing money and making some of those commercials. Production would be nothing, I could do it all from my computer. Then I'd buy some airtime. And an eight hundred number. It'd be something like 1-800-stupid-drug-companies. Then when the people called, I would have a prerecorded message that said, "You're fat, suicide is the only option. Don't blame that on someone else." I think that would help out the fight against stupid a little.
I have lots of ideas to help the fight against stupid. Anyone else with me?
handjobs4dollars 10-08-2003, 04:27 PM Yeah like "did you read one of Crystalline Dream post and now feel like killing yourself becuase it was totally pointless". Call now.
Leather 10-08-2003, 04:28 PM Si claro.....pero aquí no hay dios que me afine la guitarra en RE....
Crystalline Dream 10-08-2003, 04:30 PM totally pointless? I'm talking about killing canadi--- stupid people... how's that pointless? Just making for a better world...
LukeDothSucketh 10-08-2003, 04:41 PM ZDTKC<N ,bhj,l .gkjlk/xcx Zzzxcvghkxhvfhsfsssfgh
VulgarTheClown 10-08-2003, 07:59 PM i'm with you 100% mass genocide of the stupid!
Kempo Chris 10-08-2003, 08:37 PM hahahaahahahah
TTT
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 12:41 AM i dont watch tv. straight ganster quaker, you ****ing leotard-whereing jackhole stank ****...
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 12:42 AM haahahahaha i'm starting to like this guy too
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 12:52 AM Originally posted by DragonZero
haahahahaha i'm starting to like this guy too
you would like me. im your ****ing uncle, i slip it to your koala ****ing aunt. **** dog, she loves my crazy koala style. she begs for it.
realkaps 10-09-2003, 12:54 AM That didnt take long.....
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 12:54 AM interesting tell more
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 12:54 AM Originally posted by kaps
That didnt take long.....
huh?
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 01:00 AM Originally posted by DragonZero
interesting tell more
quaker-OG in this pissant neck of the frog-forest. i be all making crafts and ****....****ing staind glass. hang that **** on your wall so you got something pretty to look at whilst i nail your prison-loving ass back to the future marty mcfly style....
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 01:01 AM what the **** did he just say?
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 01:02 AM Originally posted by DragonZero
what the **** did he just say?
deaf and retarded makes a ****ty combo for you, dont it cuz...makes it easier for me to sped your cornflake loving nuts...
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 01:05 AM huh?
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 01:10 AM Originally posted by DragonZero
huh?
damn straight. read a book, son, you might learn something with that ****ing urine-sloshing dome of yours...for rizeal...
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 01:12 AM your so cool
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 01:15 AM its spelled "you're" you grammar retardant rimjobber...
DragonZero 10-09-2003, 01:18 AM **** off you taliban training camp fluffer
pef diggy 10-09-2003, 01:22 AM Originally posted by DragonZero
**** off you taliban training camp fluffer
**** dog, now you done it...that **** was ****ing low...i dont joke about **** like that...
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