View Full Version : I just lied to my boss and said i have a funeral to go to


Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:43 PM
When really I am meeting with the owner of a huge restoration company and per his request to interview me for a manger of contents division.


It pays over 50G and has full bennies

Tanner Rhoden
10-07-2003, 02:46 PM
beanies?

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:50 PM
benefits

Purity
10-07-2003, 02:50 PM
so who did you say died?

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:51 PM
I neighbor, that was "as close to me as family"

Nuno
10-07-2003, 02:54 PM
Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.


Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby,
There ain't nothin wrong with that.


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Tanner Rhoden
10-07-2003, 02:55 PM
LOL!!!

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:56 PM
no doubt, that will be almost 2x what I get paid right now. and we need it too. and there is a lot of opportunities to advance

Fallout
10-07-2003, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I neighbor, that was "as close to me as family"

Thats the best line. Because then if you want to use the funeral line again, there isn't a chance you will use the same person twice

VulgarTheClown
10-07-2003, 08:24 PM
Bzob + better job = Happy Bzob.
Bzob + Better Job = Happy Kato

Bzob + Better Job = More $$$ for Bzob = Bzob commin to FL to hang out with Ben

DragonZero
10-07-2003, 09:31 PM
good luck bro hope you get it

nance
10-07-2003, 10:26 PM
Good Luck!! :)

The Jake
10-08-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
When really I am meeting with the owner of a huge restoration company and per his request to interview me for a manger of contents division.


It pays over 50G and has full bennies

It's not a lie if it's your (soon to be ex) boss' funeral....

- J.

Kato
10-08-2003, 07:07 AM
Bzob: "Hey baby, sorry I couldn't talk earlier, but I just spoke to Joel and I am supposed to have an interview for a job that pays megga I mean megga bucks...like in the 50's...and"
Kato: "That is awesome baby but don't tell anyone until the interview" (kato believes that counting the chickens before the egg hatches is a bad idea plus bad luck)
Bzob: "Oooh, for sure, I wont, just you me and Joel

Yosy (Kato sisters) : hey I heard about Bzob's interview, thats awesome...52 huh?

Kato's Mom: Yeah, that is great...


Kato:...ugh


Kato opens global......


Hey.... I just lied to my boss

Bzob
10-08-2003, 08:02 AM
I thought you meant dont tell people i work with...lol

I am not counting chickens. It is an opportunity that is all. I must now sell my self like the whore i am

The Jake
10-08-2003, 06:40 PM
Go you!

- J.

Bluecifer
10-08-2003, 07:05 PM
Good luck buddy, I hope you get it.