Curly Howard
10-07-2003, 01:13 AM
Why do men have nipples?
Why is it that sex doesn't really get great untill you're with someone for a long time yet you want it less?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do people say "I'll bet it's in the last place you look" when you loose something? Do people usually keep looking for something after they find it?
Why do old people always go shopping on the same day?
Why do women only want you when you're already with another?
Why do they have 300 channels on cable and sattelite but there's never anything good on?
Why does the phone always ring when you're in the shower?
DragonZero
10-07-2003, 01:16 AM
these are all mysteries of the universe i doubt they'll ever be solved
realkaps
10-07-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do men have nipples?
Why is it that sex doesn't really get great untill you're with someone for a long time yet you want it less?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do people say "I'll bet it's in the last place you look" when you loose something? Do people usually keep looking for something after they find it?
Why do old people always go shopping on the same day?
Why do women only want you when you're already with another?
Why do they have 300 channels on cable and sattelite but there's never anything good on?
Why does the phone always ring when you're in the shower?
1. For purple nurples and texas titty twisters....
2. ?
3. Because our language is ****ed...
4. Hahahahahaha.....
5. They all get their social security checks on the same day.....
6. Women always want what they cant have.....
7. ****in advertising....
8. My phone never rings.....
nance
10-07-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do men have nipples?
Why is it that sex doesn't really get great untill you're with someone for a long time yet you want it less?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do people say "I'll bet it's in the last place you look" when you loose something? Do people usually keep looking for something after they find it?
Why do old people always go shopping on the same day?
Why do women only want you when you're already with another?
Why do they have 300 channels on cable and sattelite but there's never anything good on?
Why does the phone always ring when you're in the shower?
1. What Kaps said.
2. What Kaps said.
3. What Kaps said.
4. Senior discount day
5. What Kaps said.
6. What Kaps said.
7. My phone rings all the time, it's just never for me.
Purity
10-07-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do men have nipples?
who cares
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why is it that sex doesn't really get great untill you're with someone for a long time yet you want it less?
dunno. i consider sex great when you finally ****ed that girl you never thought would give you the time of day.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
for the same reasons that we call em "tv sets" when you only get one.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do people say "I'll bet it's in the last place you look" when you loose something? Do people usually keep looking for something after they find it?
no. that's why it's in the last place.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do old people always go shopping on the same day?
cause the retirement homes have to delegate other events for other days such as Beach Day, Walk in the Park Day, and Jeopardy Marathon Day.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do women only want you when you're already with another?
kaps got it.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why do they have 300 channels on cable and sattelite but there's never anything good on?
they don't have to put on good shows because the cable companies know that the idiots that subscribe to these **** services don't DO IT for the good shows, they do it just to tell everyone that they have 300 channels.
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why does the phone always ring when you're in the shower?
actually the phone always rings when i'm on the ****ter. just utilize it.
next time you're waiting for an important callback, just go take a **** or hop in the shower. you're guaranteed a ring within minutes.
nance
10-07-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Purity
next time you're waiting for an important callback, just go take a **** or hop in the shower. you're guaranteed a ring within minutes.
I do that!! :lol2: :lol1: :lol3:
Kato told me girls dont poop?
nance
10-07-2003, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Kato told me girls dont poop?
She lied.
I knew it! I knew pee could never smell like that
Purity
10-07-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by madcrewmom
I do that!! :lol2: :lol1: :lol3:
along those same lines, have you ever noticed that the only time you never get held up at red lights is when you're trying to eat on the road?
this is because it would be CONVENIENT for you to get a chance to stop for a sec and take a few bites. sooooo.......
the next time you're in a hurry, grab a couple burritos and bring em with you. your bad luck will ensure that you hit nothing but green lights. make your bad luck work for you!
nance
10-07-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I knew it! I knew pee could never smell like that
LOL
DragonZero
10-07-2003, 12:06 PM
yah they never fart either
nance
10-07-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by DragonZero
yah they never fart either
Or burp.