View Full Version : So what have you all accomplished so far today?


Purity
10-06-2003, 04:41 PM
i'll start. so far i have:

-ruined the day for 3 people
-ordered an appraisal
-sneezed hundreds of times
-successfully swatted 2 fruit flies in my living room
-drank tea, water, nyquil, and coffee. no food yet.
-made 1.5 lame threads
-replied to lamer ones
-puked




to every season, turn, turn, turn....

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 04:44 PM
ok for me.....


i've ****ted

smoked a joint

bull****ted with a few people on aim

got a call from a creditor that i chewed out

replied to some lame ass threads

created an even lamer thread

and this is all within 2 hours of me being awake

Mr. Beelzebub
10-06-2003, 04:46 PM
- I took a mean ass ****
- Ordered a digital cable descrambler

Bzob
10-06-2003, 04:47 PM
Cleaned the house
Went to work
Did nothing at work because my boss is an *******
deposited money into my checking account
slept in my car for an hour.
after work:
Lift weights
Soccer Practice.
Eat Dinner
take movies back.
Go to bed

Purity
10-06-2003, 04:47 PM
make that 3 fruit flies

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 04:48 PM
i just finished my last joint:-(

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 04:49 PM
I went to class
watched remember the titans
shot the ****
went to english
went to history
went to socaliolgoly
posted alot of lame threads
In a hour leaving for rugby practice bed

Nuno
10-06-2003, 05:10 PM
So what have you all accomplished so far today?

Nothing at all.....

Beatcliff
10-06-2003, 05:14 PM
absolutely nothing and damn proud of it!

Fallout
10-06-2003, 05:46 PM
jerked off
went to work
came home
posted in this thread

Beatcliff
10-06-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Creed
jerked off
went to work
came home
posted in this thread That was definitely more productive than what most of us did today.

Bluecifer
10-06-2003, 06:25 PM
Jerked off
shook off hang over
Jerked off again
barely got my ass to work
I am looking for someone to temp for one of my clients tomorrow but am having no luck.
Thinking of drinking.

Fallout
10-06-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Beatcliff
That was definitely more productive than what most of us did today. ]

and I have something to show for it

Crystalline Dream
10-06-2003, 07:00 PM
woke up, vaccuumed, did 15 loads of laundry, took a shower, and I'm leaving for work in abou thalf an hour.

mmafanman
10-06-2003, 07:08 PM
Nothing. That is all.

Kato
10-06-2003, 07:44 PM
When did he clean the house? lol, he is funny


4:00 - got up and went to work
5:00 - Cleaned gym throughly, bathrooms, showers, sinks, vacuumed, removed dead insects, removed spiders etc.
6:00 - Did an hour of cardio on the elliptical
7:00 - jumped rope for 30 minutes
7:30 - Clened counters and restacked fridge
8:00 - Washed towels and opened tanning salon area
9:00 - Finished Chamber of Commber brochure for gym
10:00 - Did hour of cardio on elliptical
11:00 - Went home fed Ana and played, changed Ana, went to store to get animal pak supplements
1:00 - made lunch, Finished business card layout for customer and started on Octobers newsletter for the gyn
2:00 fed Ana lunch and got ready to pick kids up.
3:00 Picked Andrez and Uribi up and then drove 15 miles to pick Jane and Mia up
4:20 - Started dinner
4:30 - Had kids clean up yard, dead possum, and take trash out
4:45 - tended to Ana, went over kids school stuff, had youngest get dressed for soccer practice
5:00 - Had girls fold their clothes, Uribi clean bedroom, Andrez do work
5:15 - Called girls mother since she forgot to pack chinguards.
5:30 - Made Mia a light snack of peanut butter sandi and milk before practice
6:00 - Put Ana to sleep after feeding
6:30 - Fed kids, mom and sister
7:00 put laundry in dryer and in washer

I am still going

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Kato
When did he clean the house? lol, he is funny


4:00 - got up and went to work
5:00 - Cleaned gym throughly, bathrooms, showers, sinks, vacuumed, removed dead insects, removed spiders etc.
6:00 - Did an hour of cardio on the elliptical
7:00 - jumped rope for 30 minutes
7:30 - Clened counters and restacked fridge
8:00 - Washed towels and opened tanning salon area
9:00 - Finished Chamber of Commber brochure for gym
10:00 - Did hour of cardio on elliptical
11:00 - Went home fed Ana and played, changed Ana, went to store to get animal pak supplements
1:00 - made lunch, Finished business card layout for customer and started on Octobers newsletter for the gyn
2:00 fed Ana lunch and got ready to pick kids up.
3:00 Picked Andrez and Uribi up and then drove 15 miles to pick Jane and Mia up
4:20 - Started dinner
4:30 - Had kids clean up yard, dead possum, and take trash out
4:45 - tended to Ana, went over kids school stuff, had youngest get dressed for soccer practice
5:00 - Had girls fold their clothes, Uribi clean bedroom, Andrez do work
5:15 - Called girls mother since she forgot to pack chinguards.
5:30 - Made Mia a light snack of peanut butter sandi and milk before practice
6:00 - Put Ana to sleep after feeding
6:30 - Fed kids, mom and sister
7:00 put laundry in dryer and in washer

I am still going




damn you've done alot i feel lazy now

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 07:47 PM
Wow your life is hard. You are why we have mothers day.

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 07:52 PM
drove 436 miles

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 07:54 PM
damn thats far where'd ya go?

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 07:59 PM
I drive a tanker truck.

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 08:01 PM
oh ok i see gas or other?

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 08:02 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid81/p4f5a7d9ef3ddff361fa7574082384f97/faf902ae.jpg

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 08:04 PM
ahhhh ok truck on

juzre
10-06-2003, 08:54 PM
i got another earing bringing my count up to 6.

VulgarTheClown
10-06-2003, 09:05 PM
boxed
worked out
went to work
ate food
worked out again

HockeyFighter
10-06-2003, 09:35 PM
Woke up
Went to school
Did nothing at school
Came home
made supper
played vice city for an hour
watched lotr trailer
sitting here

Purity
10-06-2003, 10:36 PM
i can now add:

-watched scarface
-met some hottie at the grocery store who felt sorry for me cause i'm sick
-drank thera-flu
-slept
-woke up

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 10:48 PM
how's the new version of Scarface?

Bzob
10-06-2003, 10:57 PM
STFU NEWBIE

Stain
10-06-2003, 10:58 PM
woke up
ate breakfast
went to deli and got sugar free red bull and a metrx bar
went to bjj
worked on my leglocks which i havent done in a long time
took pictures for grappling magazine
came home
shower
get dressed
went to work
worked and ate 2 meals
came home
ate dinner
took huge sloppy dump
checked email now im reading mma forums when i should sleep

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 10:59 PM
when's the next tournament?

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:08 PM
Leftbench needs to eat more iron or cheese

Purity
10-06-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
how's the new version of Scarface?

pretty much the same as the old except it's got the bonus ****. what's really cool is the shiny silver cover that it has- totally stands out next to all the other dvds!

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:18 PM
shut up and drink your Vernors

Purity
10-06-2003, 11:22 PM
**** off and pluck your flowers!!!

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:24 PM
I have no reason to pluck...I am the Master.....



Seek an ye shall find

Kempo Chris
10-06-2003, 11:29 PM
School and work
School and work
School and work

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:32 PM
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 11:33 PM
sometimes I feel naked when I don't have my clothes on

Kempo Chris
10-06-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHRISTOPHER A DULL BOY.


REDRUM!!!!!!!!!

Kempo Chris
10-06-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
sometimes I feel naked when I don't have my clothes on

I thought I was the only one.

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:36 PM
I am naked under my clothes

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I am naked under my clothes

That's disgusting

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
That's disgusting http://www.spies.com/~scott/U9/pics/bear_attack.jpg

Stain
10-07-2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
when's the next tournament?

Nov. 1st in Bayonne, NJ is the Copa Atlantica's (Gi) tournament

Nov. 7th is Naga No-gi tourny and Nov. 8th is naga gi tourny

Can't wait.

Bzob
10-07-2003, 12:08 AM
I hate you

Stain
10-07-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Leftbench needs to eat more iron or cheese

He needs to eat less **** and more protein. A moderate amount of carbs and low fat also.

Stain
10-07-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
I hate you

ok

Bzob
10-07-2003, 12:10 AM
shut up with all your blathering

nance
10-07-2003, 12:40 AM
Took the kids to school, came home and sewed for 10 hours. Went to the chiropractor, went to a high school and fitted 50 girls. Went out to eat with my daughter, came home and settled another disagreement between grandpa and my son, and now am posting before I take a HOT bath and bed.

Purity
10-07-2003, 01:42 PM
-showered
-used about 20 kleenex's
-leggoed an eggo
-watched a special on pagen giants
-sponsered a child
-NyQuil
-had some Tazo tea (thank you tammy, i heart you :) )

Bzob
10-07-2003, 01:48 PM
Kato makes me feel lazy...lol

Mr. Beelzebub
10-07-2003, 01:50 PM
Haven't done **** today...not even pooped yet.

Nuno
10-07-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Haven't done **** today...not even pooped yet.

:eek: Isn't that an oxymoron right there.......

Mr. Beelzebub
10-07-2003, 02:16 PM
An oxymoron is usually an adjective followed by a noun that is the opposite or contradicts the previous word.


: - !

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:16 PM
Take it to the oxymoron page.....moron

Nuno
10-07-2003, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
An oxymoron is usually an adjective followed by a noun that is the opposite or contradicts the previous word.


: - !

That's it...I'm reporting you to the cable company so you can't watch the learning channel anymore...... :(

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:20 PM
*points finger at bub and laughs*

Nuno
10-07-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Take it to the oxymoron page.....moron

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Purity
10-07-2003, 02:24 PM
-just learned that the reason you hear thunder is because Paul Bunyan, and his trusty sidekick Blue, are dancing around in the mountains.

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:27 PM
I thought it was the angels bowling?

Mr. Beelzebub
10-07-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
*points finger at bub and laughs*



:nonono:

Purity
10-07-2003, 02:29 PM
oh ****! NOW i just learned that bzob is simply the white man's version of john henry.
i love the history channel

Purity
10-07-2003, 02:32 PM
there's a man by the name of john henraee.....
taller than a redwood tree.

though he came from a small beginnin....
he's still-a taller than-a you and me

Bzob
10-07-2003, 02:44 PM
*dances like monkey as Purity sings to me*

Tanner Rhoden
10-07-2003, 02:44 PM
I've downloaded a lot of fights today....been up since 6:00am.

Purity
10-07-2003, 02:49 PM
tanner downloading fights?
SAY IT AINT SO!!!!!

nance
10-07-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Purity
-just learned that the reason you hear thunder is because Paul Bunyan, and his trusty sidekick Blue, are dancing around in the mountains.

No no no!! The angels are moving the furniture around.

realkaps
10-07-2003, 10:58 PM
Worked
Slept
boxed
shower
post
madden 2004
posting now, work soon.....