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Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 01:44 AM
Who here is a chav, and what do you think of them?

http://www.freewebs.com/chavbustersinc/Chav.jpg

Patty Tanager
09-20-2008, 01:59 AM
My college teacher said i was "a borderline" chav. Personally i think he was chatting bollocks.

I used to drink in the park when i was younger though, i also used to wear trackies and generally just act yobbishly with my mates.

I can't stand chavs and where i live it is full of little ****s.

Its not safe to walk the streets in my town. Kids, yep that's right kids go round beating people up for no reason.

Exactly the type of cunt you would see in my town:

Infact this was from my "quiet town of 30,000" just this week:

http://www.heywoodadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1067160_teen_is_banned_from_his_estate

& another:

http://www.heywoodadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1059829_town_centre_attack_is_caught_on_camera

nothing more than kids.

Alexis Vastine
09-20-2008, 02:00 AM
I don't 'alf hate mancs!

Jamie Carragher ****ed their Mum.

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 02:03 AM
HAHA wow thats nuts. I'll tell you, 24 hours ago I had never heard of a chav, but I am so curious and enamored with the idea that these people exist LOL.

Do chavs really act like this? And is it a bad cuss to call someone a chav?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBelz8BgX0

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 02:04 AM
My college teacher said i was "a borderline" chav. Personally i think he was chatting bollocks.

I used to drink in the park when i was younger though, i also used to wear trackies and generally just act yobbishly with my mates.

I can't stand chavs and where i live it is full of little ****s.

Its not safe to walk the streets in my town. Kids, yep that's right kids go round beating people up for no reason.

Exactly the type of cunt you would see in my town:

Infact this was from my "quiet town of 30,000" just this week:

http://www.heywoodadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1067160_teen_is_banned_from_his_estate

& another:

http://www.heywoodadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1059829_town_centre_attack_is_caught_on_camera

nothing more than kids.

Do you wear Burberry hats, sovereign rings and ADIDAS track pants?

Patty Tanager
09-20-2008, 02:07 AM
Do you wear Burberry hats, sovereign rings and ADIDAS track pants?

Me no, personally not because i am not a chav.

Chavs don't wear Burberry anymore, well up north they don't anyway. Sovereign rings occasionally they do. Adidas trackies yes.

You can find them wearing Henleys, Lacoste and Fred Perry mostly these days.

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 02:12 AM
Me no, personally not because i am not a chav.

Chavs don't wear Burberry anymore, well up north they don't anyway. Sovereign rings occasionally they do. Adidas trackies yes.

You can find them wearing Henleys, Lacoste and Fred Perry mostly these days.

Really? This is intriguing stuff. My homey who was born in Manchester but now lives in South London where he goes to college has been putting me on to these people, he says they are like the rednecks of England. It confused me because rednecks usually don't have brand loyalty, but tend to just wear whatever is cheapest to wear.

Lacoste is not at all inexpensive LOL These are the weirdest redneck kind of people I had ever heard of. He also says that they drive "Metros", what is a metro? LOL

Oasis_Lad
09-20-2008, 02:19 AM
Chav is more an idea than a term.

People who dress the exact opposite could be described as chavs.

Only the media sees them as such.

In Scotland we have Neds (Chavs) and they very from one to the next.

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 02:22 AM
Chav is more an idea than a term.

People who dress the exact opposite could be described as chavs.

Only the media sees them as such.

In Scotland we have Neds (Chavs) and they very from one to the next.

I'm sorry, but my chavs dress in burberry hats and Adidas trackies and keep me entertained in Youtube videos. Anything else and they have to get with the stereotype or they won't be accepted.

Oasis_Lad
09-20-2008, 02:25 AM
Aye, that's the way to go.

I do enjoy Chavs though in a quaint sort of way.

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 02:28 AM
Aye, that's the way to go.

I do enjoy Chavs though in a quaint sort of way.

I can't even begin to tell you how much this cultural discovery has enlightened and refreshed me. They're chav-tastic!

Alexis Vastine
09-20-2008, 03:15 AM
oasis lads mum sucks **** for a rock, does that make her a chav?

Oasis_Lad
09-20-2008, 03:16 AM
oasis lads mum sucks **** for a rock, does that make her a chav?

Depends. ....

Alexis Vastine
09-20-2008, 03:21 AM
Carragher is me mum.

Iamnotausername
09-20-2008, 03:43 AM
Enjoy :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80

phallus
09-20-2008, 04:53 AM
My college teacher said i was "a borderline" chav. Personally i think he was chatting bollocks.

I used to drink in the park when i was younger though, i also used to wear trackies and generally just act yobbishly with my mates.

I can't stand chavs and where i live it is full of little ****s.

Its not safe to walk the streets in my town. Kids, yep that's right kids go round beating people up for no reason.

Exactly the type of cunt you would see in my town:

Infact this was from my "quiet town of 30,000" just this week:

http://www.heywoodadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1067160_teen_is_banned_from_his_estate

& another:

http://www.heywoodadvertiser.co.uk/news/s/1059829_town_centre_attack_is_caught_on_camera

nothing more than kids.

Chav is more an idea than a term.

People who dress the exact opposite could be described as chavs.

Only the media sees them as such.

In Scotland we have Neds (Chavs) and they very from one to the next.

we have the same problem in canada, we don't call them chavs, just lil wannabe gangsters who go around with 40 of their friends beating one guy up because they are so tough, and stabbing people. i hate these little ****ers. chavs are everywhere. i once went to my buddy's wedding in victoria ( BC, Canada ) and went outside around midnight or so and saw a gang of these punks walking around. they saw me and followed me into the wedding, walked around and left. had i been alone, they would have wanted a fight. wow, 20 15 year olds curbstomping one guy on his own are so tough. if i ever caught one of these kids alone i wouldn't even feel bad about beating him to death

BOLLOCKS
09-20-2008, 05:23 AM
HAHA wow thats nuts. I'll tell you, 24 hours ago I had never heard of a chav, but I am so curious and enamored with the idea that these people exist LOL.

Do chavs really act like this? And is it a bad cuss to call someone a chav?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBelz8BgX0

That's the mate Devvo.

The Monk
09-20-2008, 07:43 AM
My mates call me a chav as a pisstake, but I'm not. I don't drink in parks and beat up strangers, nor do I go on Jeremy Kyle and have 3 kids by the age of 20...

...but, my fashion sense is slightly chavvy. I wear alot of Fred Perry and Lacoste and I love my nike airs; it is understandable for people to confuse me for a chav from a distance.

The Monk
09-20-2008, 07:44 AM
Enjoy :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G2G2AeBS80

If anyone ever needed to be sparked out....

JunglistSoldja
09-20-2008, 08:03 AM
Chav is more an idea than a term.

People who dress the exact opposite could be described as chavs.

Only the media sees them as such.

In Scotland we have Neds (Chavs) and they very from one to the next.

Yeh true

It's just a word hyped up by the media in such waste papers like 'The Sun' and it's basically just a derogatory term to patronise and stereotype the working class.

The word was fresh in 2004 but now it's just long.

If you liked the idea of 'chavs' they're some pretty funny sketches on Little Britain. Type in 'Vicky Pollard' into youtube.

Patty Tanager
09-20-2008, 11:47 AM
Me and my mates kindly refer to groups of youths we see looking like troublecausers as Chav Scum. No other way to define them. Oh and most of them you can replace the word working class to low-life scum, because they don't work just claim of the government.

Nicky_Hatton
09-20-2008, 12:28 PM
It is a media sensation of the noughties more than anything, but they are probably one of the biggest "sub cultures" in the UK imo.

I hate the branding of Fred Perry as Chav. I can see why some of it is chav, but polo tops that I wear date back to mod and skinhead culture more than chavs for ****s sake. if anyone called me a chav for wearing a freddy polo I'd life up to the label and tell them to get to ****.

I think your American Equivalent is knd of "redneck" families with rough children, although I'd say "redneck" describes their occupation/class, whilst chav is more of a sub culture.

Alexis Vastine
09-20-2008, 02:41 PM
Chavs are worse than rednecks, because some middle class kids are chavs too. Completely different thing. It ceases to be a sub culture when so many Brits are chavs. It is mainstream britihs culture. Deal with it.

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 06:28 PM
It is a media sensation of the noughties more than anything, but they are probably one of the biggest "sub cultures" in the UK imo.

I hate the branding of Fred Perry as Chav. I can see why some of it is chav, but polo tops that I wear date back to mod and skinhead culture more than chavs for ****s sake. if anyone called me a chav for wearing a freddy polo I'd life up to the label and tell them to get to ****.

I think your American Equivalent is knd of "redneck" families with rough children, although I'd say "redneck" describes their occupation/class, whilst chav is more of a sub culture.

Yeah my friend said that chavs are rubbish people, comparable to American rednecks.

Mr. Ryan
09-20-2008, 06:42 PM
Me and my mates kindly refer to groups of youths we see looking like troublecausers as Chav Scum. No other way to define them. Oh and most of them you can replace the word working class to low-life scum, because they don't work just claim of the government.

And drink white lightning?

Alexis Vastine
09-22-2008, 07:16 PM
If you like Oasis, trance, happy hardcore or Bassline music, then you are a chav.

squealpiggy
09-22-2008, 08:12 PM
Heywood is a piece of ****!

Of course I don't need to tell you that, you live there! Mind you, I'm from fookin Ashton.

Some dirty scally chav cunt showed up at my door when I lived in Fallowfield wearing a bin liner and a plastic mask saying "Trick or Treat!".

It wasn't even October yet.

Patty Tanager
09-22-2008, 08:38 PM
Heywood is a piece of ****!

Of course I don't need to tell you that, you live there! Mind you, I'm from fookin Ashton.

Some dirty scally chav cunt showed up at my door when I lived in Fallowfield wearing a bin liner and a plastic mask saying "Trick or Treat!".

It wasn't even October yet.

How do you know this?...

Nicky_Hatton
09-23-2008, 08:16 AM
If you like Oasis, trance, happy hardcore or Bassline music, then you are a chav.

So everyone's a chav then?

squealpiggy
09-23-2008, 08:22 AM
How do you know this?...

Cos I'm a dirty Ashton Under Lyne ****er... Some girl from Heywood took me home there once.

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 12:38 AM
Me and my mates kindly refer to groups of youths we see looking like troublecausers as Chav Scum. No other way to define them. Oh and most of them you can replace the word working class to low-life scum, because they don't work just claim of the government.
They're still working class if they are unemployed as they would fit in the description of Karl Marx's proletariat. They are not bourgeosie or aristocracy. The next epoch belongs to them, apparently.
So everyone's a chav then?

No. I don't listen to that bull**** music.

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 02:12 AM
They're still working class if they are unemployed as they would fit in the description of Karl Marx's proletariat.

I used to hang around with Karl Marx, and he told me that in the event of someone making the above comment, I was to inform them that they are wrong, and that, if chavs and benefit scroungers came into existence, they would be defined as part of the lumpenproletariat or peasantry.

There were certainly many unemployed people during Marx's lifetime that would have been regarded as such, which you'd know if you could comprehend his work.

He also said to tell you that Liverpool are ****ing ****e and are destined for another season of failure.

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 02:12 AM
Rosa Luxemburg was crap in bed.

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 02:21 AM
Lumpenproletariat are a sub division of the proletariat, just as petty bourgeosie (ie. corner shops) are a sub division of the bourgeosie. you would know this if you could understand the works of Marx and his succesors but it seems you too were like Mao who thought herbal doctors were as exploitative and as bourgeois as Bill Gates!

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 02:38 AM
Lumpenproletariat are a sub division of the proletariat, just as petty bourgeosie (ie. corner shops) are a sub division of the bourgeosie. you would know this if you could understand the works of Marx and his succesors but it seems you too were like Mao who thought herbal doctors were as exploitative and as bourgeois as Bill Gates!

This talk of successors was not present in your original post, so it's a shame that you now attempt to move the goal posts. Just think, if only Liverpool could do that, Robbie Keane might not be so ****!

And how exactly is Mao's view on herbal medicine related to whether or not chavs fit Marx's description of the proletariat?

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 02:51 AM
See, you simply do not understand that like you Mao could not correctly identify the classes. Thats why he punished the petty bourgeosie, because he was too dumb to realise that China had not actually gone through the 2nd epoch yet. i didn't move the posts, it is common knowledge that Marxist theory is defined by how marxists and neo-marxists interpret Karls works into expanded marxist theory.

If Liverpool could do that, then Robbie Keane would still be ****. We didn't have a choice with the new UEFA rule and had to pay for experience as the only other option would be more spotty melwood kids in a CL squad! Keane was a necessary evil.

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 03:03 AM
See, you simply do not understand that like you Mao could not correctly identify the classes. Thats why he punished the petty bourgeosie, because he was too dumb to realise that China had not actually gone through the 2nd epoch yet. i didn't move the posts, it is common knowledge that Marxist theory is defined by how marxists and neo-marxists interpret Karls works into expanded marxist theory.

You seem to be too stupid to understand.

I don't care what Marx's critics say. I don't care what his admirers say. I met the man, and he told me that I am right, and you are wrong. Read his work. Page 74 of the Communist Manifesto pretty much proves that you suck.

If Liverpool could do that, then Robbie Keane would still be ****. We didn't have a choice with the new UEFA rule and had to pay for experience as the only other option would be more spotty melwood kids in a CL squad! Keane was a necessary evil.

Keane is just one player. Despite a couple of talents, the team as a whole is ****ter than the Liverpool team of the infamous 1923 season, and they will fail in the same way.

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 03:06 AM
get a life you broing cunt!

http://img.skysports.com/08/06/218x298/Torres-FernandoEurotrophy_990519.jpg

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 03:09 AM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l60/punk78_2006/liverpool.jpg

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 03:14 AM
Die boring cunt, just die!http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41185000/jpg/_41185499_ger.jpg

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 03:21 AM
http://soccernet-akamai.espn.go.com/design05/images/JonMC/November2007/gerrard_getty-500.jpg

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 03:30 AM
Bye dole boy, get a job. Boring cunt!

Emperor Tua
09-24-2008, 03:51 AM
http://www.bluekipper.com/assets/images/blubber/****efield.jpg

Flab
09-24-2008, 03:54 AM
Bye dole boy, get a job. Boring cunt!

He is an OAP.

Alexis Vastine
09-24-2008, 07:21 PM
No wonder he never logs off. Why did he post a pic of Old Trafford for, lol.

Mr. Ryan
09-27-2008, 10:46 PM
If you like Oasis, trance, happy hardcore or Bassline music, then you are a chav.

I like Oasis, am I a chav?

$partacus
09-28-2008, 04:48 AM
No wonder he never logs off. Why did he post a pic of Old Trafford for, lol.

:haha::haha:A Liverpool fan that does'nt know what Anfield looks like