How goes it lads?

Apparently, 'lang' means 'only'. Imagine that, just me posting and no one else. What a great thread that would be, eh?

But no, I just felt like creating a thread in order to say pointless things. I would've put it in one of the blogs, but I'm not a gay so I won't be doing that.

This lounge is being deleted sadly.

Clegg Lang could have been a thing of beauty as well. Cest La Vie.

Damn, all my hard work for nothing.

When does the poor thing kick the bucket?

Damn, all my hard work for nothing.

When does the poor thing kick the bucket?

I don't know the exact date ( It hasn't been finalised yet ) but rest assured, the legs have gone and it's time to put 'er down.

The future is bright though, the future is a Clegg Lounge.

I pretty much guarantee that if a Clegg Lounge was created, boxing would become the number 1 sport, and Tyson would return and unify the titles again.

Is the adult lounge being deleted as well? I was about to make a Japanese women thread.

Nah, People still post in that Lounge.

Is Yoko Ono number 1?

Honestly, I have Sean Lennon rated above Yoko.

I think Yoko gets too much stick to be honest, but she's still a cunt.

She wouldn't get my stick...

She wouldn't get my stick...

Would John, Julian or Sean?

Would John, Julian or Sean?

A friend of mine used to have a mad obsession with the women from The Corrs. I remember we asked him if he'd suck the man Corr off if it meant that he could have sex with the sisters, and he said that he would.

I guess what I'm saying is...if I give John a BJ, do I get a shag from Ringo?

A friend of mine used to have a mad obsession with the women from The Corrs. I remember we asked him if he'd suck the man Corr off if it meant that he could have sex with the sisters, and he said that he would.

I guess what I'm saying is...if I give John a BJ, do I get a shag from Ringo?

I never liked any of the Corrs, so tell your mate that he's a plonker.

Ringo actually got the most fan-mail, so in order to get to him you would have to blow the others.

Is Octopus's Garden worth it?

I never liked any of the Corrs, so tell your mate that he's a plonker.

Ringo actually got the most fan-mail, so in order to get to him you would have to blow the others.

Is Octopus's Garden worth it?

Yes, that and Thomas The Tank Engine.

Yes, that and Thomas The Tank Engine.

I loved it as a boy and as a man it consumes me.

Me consuming Ringo, Ringo's tank engine consuming you...I bet we could make a few quid selling that video to the News Of The World.

**** the News of The Bigoted Majority. We'll bide our time and sell it to the highest bidder.

There is no price them rich Saudi perverts wouldn't pay to see me and you between the sheets.

Going to go through Flawless post history again

This is an epic thread. Shame this lounge is being killed off soon :(

Going to go through Flawless post history again

:wtf:

This is a little short story that I posted in one of my groups. True story..

I can't stand it when someone parks in front of the grocery store in the fire lane. Are they that ****ing lazy that they can't park in the lot like everyone else and walk their fat asses into and out of the store? Man that pisses me off.

One time, I saw a car parked in the fire lane right in front of the grocery store as I was walking into the store. I got my items, came out and the car was still there. Irritated as I was, I walked to my car got a pen and paper and wrote a note that said the following.

"This is not a parking spot! Next time park in the lot and walk your lazy ****ing ass to the store like every one else!!

I placed it under her windshield wiper so she would surely see it when she went to drive away.


I was going to leave but I just had to watch and see this person's reaction to the note. So I waited in anticipation for 15 minutes and during this time I thought, "what if it was a little old lady" and how bad I would feel. Then I see a sort of fat ass woman in her mid 30's or so, walk out to the car and put her stuff away:firedevil: So the dumb ***** doesn't notice the note and starts driving away. So I started my car and followed her. She noticed when she got on the road and then pulled into a gas station to read the note while I pulled in right behind her. She got out grabbed the note and read it and got this disgusted look on her face and crumbled up my note and threw it on the floor.

And I :lol1: my ****ing ass off!!!!!!!!!

You pwned that ***** hard Abos :luvbed:

Going to go through Flawless post history again

Why do you speak about yourself in the third person? You would never see me creating a 'Clegg Lang' thread or anything remotely like that. :gay:



:wtf:

Tunney started a thread about Flawless in the Blunderdome, so I posted links to 2 of Flawless' less-than-great threads. He accused me of having searched through his post history. He's said it about 4-5 times now.

Can I be in team clegg?

Of course. The secret password is: massive scrotum.

My 10 favourite boxers of all time:

Naseem Hamed
Nigel Benn
Mike Tyson
Joe Calzaghe
Erik Morales
Manny Pacquiao
George Foreman
Frank Bruno
Oscar (not so much in the past few years)
Chris Eubank

What are yours?

Muhammad Ali
Marvin Hagler
Nigel Benn
Marco Antonio Barrera
Aaron Pryor
George Foreman
Henry Armstrong
Joe Calzaghe
Evander Holyfield
Sugar Ray Robinson

A random 10 list... I can never make a true Top 10 All time Favourite list tbh.

Arturo Gatti
Bernard Hopkins
Muhammad Ali
Joe Louis
Floyd Mayweather Jr
Oscar De La Hoya
Lennox Lewis
Mike Tyson
Tommy Hearns
Pernell Whittaker

My bets:

30k on Calzaghe with Welter Skelter
10k on Pavlik by KO/TKO over Hopkins w/Terrible...
8k on Pavlik by KO/TKO w/Precision
15k on Tarver w/T-97
1k on Zuniga w/Shawn
20k that Jones doesn't lose by TKO/KO against Calzaghe w/moofo
5k on Malignaggi w/DWiens
150k on Calzaghe with KSwizzy
5k on Campbell w/Luchador
200 on de la Hoya w/Sonic Flood

My bets:

30k on Calzaghe with Wlter Skelter
10k on Pavlik by KO/TKO over Hopkins w/Terrible...
8k on Pavlik by KO/TKO w/Precision
15k on Tarver w/T-97
1k on Zuniga w/Shawn
20k that Jones doesn't lose by TKO/KO against Calzaghe w/moofo
5k on Malignaggi w/DWiens
150k on Calzaghe with KSwizzy
5k on Campbell w/Luchador

These are my bets:


50K Haye over Chambers with Tunney (If fight is made)
50K Calzaghe over Jones with ICANTLIE.
15K Dawson over Tarver with Clegg
5K V. Klitschko stops Peter with reedickyaluss
My 100K vs his 300K Hopkins over Pavlik with reedickyaluss
My 10K Vs his 22K Hopkins over Pavlik with J_CON
15K that Hopkins isn't stopped by Pavlik (In 10 rounds) with Sweet Pea 50
100K that Margarito doesn't stop Clottey with -ROGELIO-
5K Mosley over Mayorga with niceguy 45
5K Calzaghe over Jones with WESS
5K Calzaghe over Jones with The Surgeon
3K Calzaghe over Jones with TEXSTRO
1K Calzaghe over Jones with luckylefty731
30K De La Hoya over Pac with *AKO PA HA!
100K Williams over Margarito with -ROGELIO-

:)

Looking at some of the responses in the thread about Khan's religion pplaying a part in how people enjoyed his defeat, I think that a few of them could do with watching Prince Naseem's Guide To Islam, the greatest guide to religion of all time!

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I love your avatar. Red Dwarf was the ****.

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Cory Spinks will **** you up for that punk,

spamming our lounge, you wigga

I love your avatar. Red Dwarf was the ****.

Yeah, I started thinking about it the other day when Oasis Lad mentioned white holes. Personally I don't mind if the hole is white, black, Indian, Japanese, Mexican...but anyway, I've been watching Red Dwarf on youtube since.

I own all the episodes on VHS, I might to upgrade to DVD at some point. At one time I had about 700 tapes of films, TV shows etc. but I own less than 40 DVDs.

It's easier to just download stuff nowadays, and if you pay out for DVD, you do so knowing that the format will be obsolete at some point, and then you'll have to upgrade all over again:(

Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2503/acerimmer09uk3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What a guy!

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How did you get a copy of my Exams?

I did well good, innit? Wikid

Fish fingers or egg mayonaise sandwiches?

The latter.

He makes it look easy! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FSsdfe4Z69g

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We need our own lounge.

Cleggy, Cleggy Cleggy, can't you see
Sometimes your balls just hypnotise me.

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These are my bets:


50K Haye over Chambers with Tunney (If fight is made)
50K Calzaghe over Jones with ICANTLIE.
15K Dawson over Tarver with Clegg
5K V. Klitschko stops Peter with reedickyaluss
My 100K vs his 300K Hopkins over Pavlik with reedickyaluss
My 10K Vs his 22K Hopkins over Pavlik with J_CON
15K that Hopkins isn't stopped by Pavlik (In 10 rounds) with Sweet Pea 50
100K that Margarito doesn't stop Clottey with -ROGELIO-
5K Mosley over Mayorga with niceguy 45
5K Calzaghe over Jones with WESS
5K Calzaghe over Jones with The Surgeon
3K Calzaghe over Jones with TEXSTRO
1K Calzaghe over Jones with luckylefty731
30K De La Hoya over Pac with *AKO PA HA!
100K Williams over Margarito with -ROGELIO-

:)

Damn, all your picks are right so far.

I guess some of my boxing genius has rubbed off on you:D

Damn, all your picks are right so far.

I guess some of my boxing genius has rubbed off on you:D

Lacy is gonna beat Taylor.

You always pick the underdog.

I put £150 on Kell Brook winning tonight!

You always pick the underdog.

I put £150 on Kell Brook winning tonight!

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/17871-2/kelly-brook.jpg?

Kell Brook vs some guy back in 2006: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M6CH8NFA

It's an early fight, he's made loads of improvements since, but it's worth a look all the same.

this should be sticky in the upcoming altbusters lounge......

i'm willing to compromise......

pink clegg lounge?

i'm willing to compromise......

pink clegg lounge?
No. It must be the Battest lounge :D

No. It must be the Battest lounge :D

forget clegg.

pink batman lounge!

I think there is a compromise that we can do which will include a bit of all our usernames.

We can call it 'Mr Clegg The Man' Lang :beerchug:

[HOLY SH*T!] Laddie Lang

[HOLY SH*T!] Laddie Lang

The Pink Oasis!



sounds like an old las vegas casino.......

nuri bnrhpBUIMHWGTUIRNQAOIENVGT9ONEWMKRTBOPQ2JGHI0[

^^^Who did you use to be?

tua was here.....

This is the girl from my av. I am in love.

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the ***** looks different in every pic.

name?

Edit: Her name is Nafisa Teague.

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Seems like a good place as any, to ask a question.

What does "slag" mean?

Would John, Julian or Sean?

Julian can have my Saltwater in his eyes :wank:

Seems like a good place as any, to ask a question.

What does "slag" mean?

A girl who sleeps around. Kinda like a slut, only with even less dignity and purpose in life.

lht was here......

This thread gets nothing from me

Finally got around to playing Oblivion.

It seems good, but I remember when I got Fallout 3 and spoke to people about it, they kept saying "it's just Oblivion with guns", and now I see why. The gameplay and structure is very similar IMO.

Also got Left 4 Dead. Good game, but not sure how long it'll entertain me. Never been much of an online gamer, and I finished the storyline in 4 hours so...

Dead Rising>L4D.

clegg tossed my salad last night. (no homo)

Finally got around to playing Oblivion.

It seems good, but I remember when I got Fallout 3 and spoke to people about it, they kept saying "it's just Oblivion with guns", and now I see why. The gameplay and structure is very similar IMO.

Also got Left 4 Dead. Good game, but not sure how long it'll entertain me. Never been much of an online gamer, and I finished the storyline in 4 hours so...

Dead Rising>L4D.



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chunk gave me a handjob last night. (no homo)

And the BAFTA goes to...Penelope Cruz!

And the BAFTA goes to...Penelope Cruz!

what's a bafta?

penelope cruz looks like a chihuahua.

She is gorgeous.

BAFTA is like the Oscars, but British.

She is gorgeous.

BAFTA is like the Oscars, but British.

only in that one pic where she looked like a young elizabeth hurley......

for what role? tom cruise still letting her work even though she got a kid?

For the new Woody Allen film, where she snogs Scarlett Johannson.

I'll probably watch it sometime in the next few days. Hopefully it won't be ****. If so I can always turn the sound off.

scarlett johannson is nice......

I got a snap of Shaun a.k.a Rizoom earlier...

http://www.emmerdale.org/emmerdale/portraits/zak3.JPG

I got a snap of Shaun a.k.a Rizoom earlier...

http://www.emmerdale.org/emmerdale/portraits/zak3.JPG

he's been grooming himself better of late i see......

he's been grooming himself better of late i see......

Yeah but hasn't lost any weight the fat cunt,

Be all that sitting eating pies whilst playing Castle Crashers on Live

Yeah but hasn't lost any weight the fat cunt,

Be all that sitting eating pies whilst playing Castle Crashers on Live

i heard he's gonna webcast his suicide attempt for us.

i heard he's gonna webcast his suicide attempt for us.
any news on which method he'll use? Jump off a cliff, eat himself to death or perhaps starvation? last option might take a while.

:dance::dance::dance:

any news on which method he'll use? Jump off a cliff, eat himself to death or perhaps starvation? last option might take a while.

:dance::dance::dance:

i was trying to encourage him into hanging.

what is a clegg anyway?

clegg is a greasy greek gomer.

Pringles FTW.

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Clegg Lang FTW!!!

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from cleggonline


is that you?

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What choo talkin' bout, Clegg?

My first post in Clegg Lang. I hadn't noticed this thread previously. I've just had a wank a little bit ago. Nothing like a flog of the hard wood log first thing in the morning. :wank:

dead lang ,bvlgu

Clegg if you had a dirty nasty hoe in front of you like Kim Kardashian. Would you go ass to mouth?