We'll start with Ali Bastian

http://www.celeb-babes.co.uk/images/zoom/LNCAEX/CB_Ali_Bastian_130405_03.jpg
http://www.alibastian.net/photos/albums/wpw-20051107/CB_Ali_Bastian_010405_01.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00017/ed_imgSNN1521GX2_265_17569a.jpghttp://www.alibastian.net/photos/albums/wpw-20051107/normal_ali-bastian-pics-008.jpg

She's dead in Hollyoaks, a while back lol.

Yeah, but I'm including past and present in order to achieve a maximum level of ****ability.

Next up Zoe Lister:

http://www.maxim-magazine.co.uk/images/library_UK_201/zoe_lister_100737_12.jpg
http://maximmag.co.uk/images/library_UK_201/zoe_lister_100739_5.jpg http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/zoe-lister.jpghttp://www.maxim.co.uk/images/library_UK_201/zoe_lister_100734_12.jpg

I'm limited to 4 images per post, sadly.

Gemma Merna:

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/gemma-merna-hollyoaks.jpg http://www.lycos.co.uk/graphics/xy/babegalleries/Gemma-Merna/250-2948.jpg http://cdnll.maxim.co.uk/images/library_UK_224/gemma_merna_112305_12.jpg http://cdnll.maxim.co.uk/images/library_UK_224/gemma_merna_112311_12.jpg

Jodi Albert, who played Debbie Dean, not Debbie Dead. Her character left, but didn't die. If she had, I could pass my typo off as a deliberate joke.

Jodi Albert used to be in a girl group. I remember, a couple of years ago when I watched Hollyoaks and fancied her, I went to a website that someone had set up about them. I think it was created by some 12 year old girl, but the comments section was just a bunch of pervs graphically describing what they'd like to do to her. Obviously I added a few contributions as well.

http://www.celeb-babes.co.uk/galleries/d/2376-2/Jodi-Albert-_-Tiffany-Mulheron023.jpg http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/0/0f/Jodi_04_l_626.jpg http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/f/f8/Ja1234_896.jpgJa1234_896_thumb_1028x0.jpg http://cdn.chickipedia.com/www/images/d/d4/Jodi-albert-pics-002_378.jpg

I'd let Jodi Albert **** in my mouth!

Considering the size of her vibrator in the first photo, I think perhaps only Southpaw's trousersnake could satisfy Emma Rigby:http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/liverpoolpost/may2008/2/6/B3D22354-E691-2BD9-55CBF7DD973AE627.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00667/sa-rigby-200_667899n.jpg http://www.starmonitor.com/B1_Portu/W3/News2_5.jpg http://ns4w.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Hollyoaks2.jpg

Roxanne Mckee, not McPhee. It's not a good night for typo's in the Clegg household.

Anyway:

http://z.hubpages.com/u/317786_f520.jpg http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/roxanne-mckee.jpg http://www.hollyoaksgirls.co.uk/img/ppl/Roxanne-McKee-F2.jpg (http://www.hollyoaksgirls.co.uk) http://www.hollyoaksgirls.co.uk/img/ppl/K1072388383.jpg (http://www.hollyoaksgirls.co.uk)

Apparently tissue sales increase 700% everytime Gemma Atkinson poses in her underwear (once every five minutes). I don't know why though, toilet roll tends to be just fine for those who don't mind it a bit rough:

http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-12-13/Gemma_Atkinson.jpg http://nullchance.com/d/3579-2/Gemma+Atkinson.jpg http://lh5.ggpht.com/stojanoskislave/RyB-KBHw0GI/AAAAAAAAAfE/2RVfHGgVMcI/gemma-atkinson-190.jpg
http://www.discountcalendars.com/images/gemma%20atkinson%20fc.jpg

Tiffany Mulheron. No idea what she's been up to the past few years (I do really, I just checked on IMDB) but apparently she's starring in a new film called Lesbian Vampire Killers, which will hopefully have as much boob-on-boob action as the title suggests.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/vkr_bibin/Tiffany%20Mulheron/Tiffany_Mulheron_1_vkr-actress.jpg
http://fbrevolution.com/gallery/galleries/misc%20babes/Tiffany%20Mulheron/_thumbs/700x600-Tiffany%20Mulheron%20004.jpg
http://www.ekranx.com/wp-content/gallery/Tiffany_Mulheron/Tiffany_Mulheron_31200712826PM745-1.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TmFS_6M-OfQ/RlV4nEdL2DI/AAAAAAAABlc/HemrqyC5Tr8/s1600/tiffany_mulheron_2_big.jpg

Me top 5 in order:

1. Elize Du Toit
2. Tiffany Mulheron
3. Emma Rigby
4. Sarah Lawrence
5. Jodi Albert

Elize Du Toit: French name, English girl, great tits.

http://ultimate-photos.com/share/Elize_du_Toit-011.jpg http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t16/pixie-dust-20/Whore%20Space/ElizeDuToit.jpg http://www.fotosdefamosas.com.br/Celebrities/Elize-du-Toit/Elize-du-Toit-1.JPG http://www.elizedutoit.com/public/wp-content/gallery/shoots---fhm/elize-du-toit_fhm0302_02.jpg

Sarah Lawrence, possibly the most underrated Hollyoaks Ho off all time. The tits are great, but the photoshoots are few and farbetween. Instead you'll have to make do with screenshots. My favourite is the first one, where she is clearly shocked at how great her tits are:
http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/sarah%20lawrence/SarahLawrence178.jpg
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/H/hollyoaks/images/gallery_images/2005babes/05babes_sarahlawrence_407.jpg http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/sarah%20lawrence/SarahLawrence177.jpg http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/sarah%20lawrence/SarahLawrence697.jpg

I abused me trousersnake back in the day because of Lawrence.

There was a posh tart in it last year, anyone got any photos, she was called Jessica in the show. Absolutely smokin'.

I abused me trousersnake back in the day because of Lawrence.

Same here. I electrocuted mine whilst trying to **** the TV when she appeared on the screen. I don't think the burns would've been as bad, but I had quite a bit of KY on my knob at the time, and it served as a conductor.

There was a posh tart in it last year, anyone got any photos, she was called Jessica in the show. Absolutely smokin'.

This one? She's pretty nice, hadn't heard of her before tonight.http://ns4w.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Hollyoaks4.jpg

It's amazing that you almost never hear of them after they leave the show..... all that acting ability. :nonono:

Same here. I electrocuted mine whilst trying to **** the TV when she appeared on the screen. I don't think the burns would've been as bad, but I had quite a bit of KY on my knob at the time, and it served as a conductor.

All worth it though, eh?

All worth it though, eh?

No doubt. The scar tissue actually made it bigger, and makes it feels a bit like a ribbed condom, so the women are happy.

Oh yes, that is thee one.

She can fondle my trousersnake any time of the day.

http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/1/281x351/37954_1.jpg

http://ns4w.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Hollyoaks5.jpg
http://imgshed.com/files/4dcn7dwv8jxq04dyidrh_File0477_122_49lo.jpg
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/15906.jpg

Hannah or Kara Tointon, Clegg?

Tough call, but I think I'll go with the Hollyoaks one by split decision/split vag.

I prefer the Eastenders bint to be honest, by full unanimous vag.

Loving this thread.

Its Emma Rigby for me, but its a hard one; so many fitties.

Can't believe you missed this stunner out though...

http://i36.tinypic.com/28jh79e.jpg

Joanna Taylor, used to play Geri (forgot the surname) Danny Murphy is dating this prime piece of totty. Enjoy lads :D

http://www.as.com/recorte/20080514dasdaiftb_28/XLCO/Ies/Joanna_Taylor_orgullosa_Murphy.jpg

http://www.donbalon.eu/content/Image/IVA%20/coliin/dvanaisete/joanna-taylor_350x4_434464a.jpg

http://www.craggy-island.co.uk/Wallpapers/Joanna%20Taylor%20150dpi.jpg

Joanna Taylor, used to play Geri (forgot the surname) Danny Murphy is dating this prime piece of totty. Enjoy lads :D

http://www.as.com/recorte/20080514dasdaiftb_28/XLCO/Ies/Joanna_Taylor_orgullosa_Murphy.jpg

http://www.donbalon.eu/content/Image/IVA%20/coliin/dvanaisete/joanna-taylor_350x4_434464a.jpg

http://www.craggy-island.co.uk/Wallpapers/Joanna%20Taylor%20150dpi.jpg
I'm sure she must be hotter in real life than she is in those photos.

Apparently tissue sales increase 700% everytime Gemma Atkinson poses in her underwear (once every five minutes). I don't know why though, toilet roll tends to be just fine for those who don't mind it a bit rough:

http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-12-13/Gemma_Atkinson.jpg http://nullchance.com/d/3579-2/Gemma+Atkinson.jpg http://lh5.ggpht.com/stojanoskislave/RyB-KBHw0GI/AAAAAAAAAfE/2RVfHGgVMcI/gemma-atkinson-190.jpg
http://www.discountcalendars.com/images/gemma%20atkinson%20fc.jpg

We have a winner.

Remember this classic scene, Clegg? http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/417/26210tiffany42123321lovb5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6695/26216tiffany43123500lotq7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My trousersnake stirs in remembrance.

Here's that posh tart on Nuts TV looking rather delicious:


http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8639/98114jen4122804lovt2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Clip:

http://rapidshare.com/files/79509561/Jennifer_Biddall_Nuts_TV.mpg

Between Roxanne and Gemma for me. Although id give them all a fair Poke

Here's that posh tart on Nuts TV looking rather delicious:


http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/8639/98114jen4122804lovt2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Clip:

http://rapidshare.com/files/79509561/Jennifer_Biddall_Nuts_TV.mpg

when i watched the odd epsiode when she was on I had to go away for a wank, she is one one of those women that make me horny as ****

Yes, please:

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/8130/zzz29602jenniferbiddallrt1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The dream threesome: (Thumbnail)

http://img141.imagevenue.com/loc1011/th_40379_zzzzEmmaRigbyHelenFlanagan_122_1011lo.jpg (http://img141.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40379_zzzzEmmaRigbyHelenFlanagan_122 _1011lo.jpg)

Sandy, I'd let you pour me Stella down the sink for a shot on this:

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/9807/zzzzzzzzzkaratointonwc5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I have a different favourite every week.

Roxanne and Mandy need a bloody good **** battering.

Gotta be Roxanne for me. I'd **** her into oblivion!

Who's the common as **** one?? Seems to sleep around quite a bit.

that hannah drove past me in town yesterday! felt like jumpin in the car n comittin some serious sex crimes.

Who's the common as **** one?? Seems to sleep around quite a bit.


This one?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00454/Jennifer-Metcalfe_1_454229a.jpg

http://a.bebo.com/app-image/6904868221/5411656627/PROFILE/i.yaquiz.com/img/q/u/08/04/14/mercedes.jpg

http://img.skitch.com/20080624-ntrr7xmu7wsdg92ptr7857xxep.jpg

Yeah, she's the filth bag I was thinkin of.

Who's yer hottest Hollyoaks hunk, Tuggers?

That big black copper fella. Ooh what me an Audley wouldn't mind doin to him. :wank:

Ahh, ****. I should've voted for Tiffany Mulheron, didn't recognise her as a brunette.

Sarah Lawrence I may add was fine also.

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug02e64f-1.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug09f3da.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/ug089ca6.gif

Easily, easily Gemma Merna (Carmel)

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/SrahaLawrenceSwimmingBthasGif-1.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/TiffanyMulheronToplessGif.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/SarahLawrenceHeavingBosomsGif.gif

http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp284/Frankie_Boyle/TiffanyMulheronSarahLawrenceGif.gif

All of them plz

I'm the only one that voted for the black girl?

Wow, what a bunch of racist cunts you lot are :nonono:

I'm the only one that voted for the black girl?

Wow, what a bunch of racist cunts you lot are :nonono:

Darlene is no way near as fit as the other hoes

Of course she is you racist.

Some good **** here: http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/videos.htm

haha, Debbie Dead