View Full Version : I had to bruise Katos face this weekend


Bzob
10-06-2003, 09:47 AM
By slapping her with my MAD ****. she was crying, but that did not stop me. It was more violent than Tyson Vs Gyvens, or Ike Vs Tina.

Fallout
10-06-2003, 09:52 AM
We all know your lying

Kato would of ripped your nuts off if you tried that

Leather
10-06-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
By slapping her with my MAD ****. she was crying, but that did not stop me. It was more violent than Tyson Vs Gyvens, or Ike Vs Tina.

"....and then I toke the third lsd"....

Mr. Beelzebub
10-06-2003, 10:01 AM
Not even in Bizarro world, Bobert.

Bzob
10-06-2003, 10:07 AM
That is correct Bub, not in Bizzaro world.

I was like Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back beating my son down, In fact i hit her one time so hard she said "you're not my father"

You better recognize!

Fallout
10-06-2003, 10:23 AM
Bzob is sleeping on the couch is Kato ever reads this

Bzob
10-06-2003, 10:36 AM
STFU Creed or you are going to be next on my **** SLap of Terror. I will have you on www.penischeek.com faster than you can say "Jr. Double Cheese Burger Dlx. and A frosty on the side."

Fallout
10-06-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
STU Creed or you are going to be next on my **** SLap of Terror. I will have you on www.penischeek.com faster than you can say "Jr. Double Cheese Burger Dlx. and A frosty on the side."

Who is this Stu fellow?

Nuno
10-06-2003, 02:08 PM
TTT..... :devil

Kato
10-06-2003, 02:13 PM
and I thought it had started to snow and a snowflake had landed on the tip of my nose...hmmm. **** bob you can't hit with what you dont got!

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 02:13 PM
OWNED

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Kato
and I thought it had started to snow and a snowflake had landed on the tip of my nose...hmmm. **** bob you can't hit with what you dont got!

It's not my fault you have no nose, and you better watch your tone, I will be home when i feel like it and i will lay another MAD **** slap down on you..

Nuno
10-06-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Kato
and I thought it had started to snow and a snowflake had landed on the tip of my nose...hmmm. **** bob you can't hit with what you dont got!


HAHA....*laughs at the bald guy with the snowflake penis*

Kato
10-06-2003, 02:22 PM
its not my fault you have the **** of a newborn, my clit is larger then your penis, now if by slapping with your "****" means to smother with your pelvis, ok, but let me tell you that it will never happen while you are standing up.

VulgarTheClown
10-06-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Kato
its not my fault you have the **** of a newborn, my clit is larger then your penis, now if by slapping with your "****" means to smother with your pelvis, ok, but let me tell you that it will never happen while you are standing up.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA BZOB HAS LITTLE DICK DISEASE!!!

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Kato
its not my fault you have the **** of a newborn, my clit is larger then your penis, now if by slapping with your "****" means to smother with your pelvis, ok, but let me tell you that it will never happen while you are standing up.



If by tiny clit you mean hanger for a 747 i understand (echo)

Kato
10-06-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
If by tiny clit you mean hanger for a 747 i understand (echo)


I refuse to answer that one cuz it was LLLLLLAAAAAMMMMMEEE...

VulgarTheClown
10-06-2003, 02:30 PM
i think you guys should seek couple counseling

Mr. Beelzebub
10-06-2003, 02:33 PM
Kato completely owning Bobert = RATINGS

I haven't since ownage like this since Sakuraba vs. Royler

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Kato
I refuse to answer that one cuz I was OWNED

Kato
10-06-2003, 02:34 PM
oooo my name is Bzob and IIIIIII can rewrite other peoples quotes...wooooohoooooooo


now way Vulgar, posting here is a lot cheaper ;)

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:37 PM
http://quest.arc.nasa.gov/aero/background/images/747.jpg

Kato
10-06-2003, 02:40 PM
damn you are talented...I would come back and post a picture of your **** but it wouldn't make any sense since still no one would be able to see it!

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
If by tiny clit you mean hanger for a 747 i understand (echo)

are you calling you own woman a slut. If I were you I'd buy some flowers on the way home.

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Gman
are you calling you own woman a slut. If I were you I'd buy some flowers on the way home.


Shut up, you are in your sexual prime...how many faces did you **** Slap...**** Monkey

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 02:46 PM
Well for one I don't **** slap people.

Kato
10-06-2003, 02:46 PM
yaawwwnnnn, as always you put me to sleep bzob

Nuno
10-06-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Kato
yaawwwnnnn, as always you put me to sleep bzob

Damn...this is a battle you can't win Bzob......

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 02:47 PM
Kato is just smarter then bzob. Nothing he can do.

Mr. Beelzebub
10-06-2003, 02:48 PM
Bobert is getting murdered. Quick, do the : - ! face.

Nuno
10-06-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Kato is just smarter then bzob. Nothing he can do.


HAHAhA.....G-PWN3D!!!!

Nuno
10-06-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Bobert is getting murdered. Quick, do the : - ! face.

hahah BubPWN3D!!!


Damn 2 in a row...

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:51 PM
:- !

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:53 PM
Raise your hand if you got lovin this weekend.

*raises hand*

**** all of you ****

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 02:56 PM
*shows ass crack while raising hand*

Nuno
10-06-2003, 02:56 PM
*raises hand*

**** you too snowflake......

Bzob
10-06-2003, 02:58 PM
Gman- you're hand does not count

Nuno- Thats Mr. Snow Flake to you

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 03:00 PM
Why do I ever get love?

Nuno
10-06-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Nuno- Thats Mr. Snow Flake to you

I sorry....**** you MR. Snowflake...

Bzob
10-06-2003, 03:07 PM
Nuno - Thats better.

Gman- If it makes you feel any better you will get laid before Creed ever does.

I realy didnt bruise Katos Face with the mad **** slap, but she did make the
"i'm going to suck your dick face...only when she did it her lips looked like she was whistleing........not all opened mouth like i expested...

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 03:07 PM
I don't think it will ever happen.

Bzob
10-06-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Gman
I don't think it will ever happen.

Well, you said you are loseing weight, got a new "gman tooth 2003" and I thought you were cute....so it will happen one day

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 03:14 PM
The new tooth is coming in this friday.

Bzob
10-06-2003, 03:16 PM
Lift some weights, get a tan, and you will in the house.

Bluecifer
10-06-2003, 06:45 PM
hold this*pulls out MAAAD *****

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 07:13 PM
poor bzob has LCS

Kato
10-06-2003, 07:26 PM
yeah little **** syndrome is a bad thing ;),

DragonZero
10-06-2003, 07:30 PM
yes it is poor guy does he go to counseling?

handjobs4dollars
10-06-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Lift some weights, get a tan, and you will in the house.

My farmer tan isn't enough?

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Gman
My farmer tan isn't enough?



:- l

Girls say you have a good personality.........

Curly Howard
10-06-2003, 11:29 PM
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa



or



I think of you more as a friend

Bzob
10-06-2003, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I think of you more as a friend

OWNED 2X

The Jake
10-08-2003, 12:43 AM
http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/pwned/bullet-pwned.jpg

- J.

Fallout
10-08-2003, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Lift some weights, get a tan, and you will in the house.

Sounds like your willing to help g-man get laid

Who is on top?