OH YES THEY DID!!!

these dumb muther****er execs at the office decided to sponser the 3rd annual new century mortgage chili cookoff. BIG MISTAKE now that i've been hired.

i'm takin that Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally insanity sauce along with some habinero extract (called Pure Cap) and dumping half the ****in bottle in the pot. carl vernon, the retail ceo, shall be there and claims to be able to handle ANY chili.
DEAD.
next week i shall witness the outer linings of his mouth and tongue scald completely off. and that goes for everyone else who steps up. this will be equivilent to replacing someone's mouthwash with pepper spray.
it's time for central retail and commercial refinance division to get a taste of Purity's Bowl O' Death.










is that a good name?:devil

You da man!

If you make Chili too hot it just sucks, should just add enough spice to where it adds flavor and a little kick. Not bring a tear to your eye and make you sweat......

If you actually manage to kill someone Tony, I'll split a bottle of patron with you

I love hot chili. The hotter the better. I want some of what Tony is making. Dying eating chili would rule.

"It tastes like Burning..." - Ralph Wiggum.....

I used to have a bottle of Smack my Ass sauce.

that stuff's pretty wicked but sometimes the mesquite flavor bugs

mmmmmm..

Tony u had some of that Smakc my ass sauce? who was it? you tony?

forget about the mouth and tongue... what about his butthole?

BWWAHAHAHAHAA

You have to take Pic's, I want to see this. Better yet, film it!