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View Full Version : If you were a woman... Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 04:21 PM what kind of woman would you be? If I was hot I'd be a stripper or high class call girl until I got older and become an alcoholic bar skank that all women detest because at one point or another I had ****ed everyone in the bar. How about you? The Mouse 10-02-2003, 04:22 PM I think I would be Allison. Purity 10-02-2003, 04:23 PM i'd get played. too short would make songs about me. Bzob 10-02-2003, 04:23 PM too late mouse that was taken by Blue, you need to choose again handjobs4dollars 10-02-2003, 04:23 PM I'd be a rugby chick a really ugly rugby chick. Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 04:24 PM Originally posted by Purity i'd get played. too short would make songs about me. LMAO!! Like Betty? Leather 10-02-2003, 04:25 PM I would be mmmmmm....a mix between la Gioconda, Monica lewinsky and Wonder Woman.... The Mouse 10-02-2003, 04:25 PM too late mouse that was taken by Blue, you need to choose again BUhahahAHAHA!!! BEST LINE OF THE DAY!!!! Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 04:33 PM Also, I would totally be bisexual and eat all the box I could find. I'd even make ****os if I saved enough stripping so I could afford a boobjob. LukeDothSucketh 10-02-2003, 04:37 PM I'd be one of those fat chicks that love to wear belly tops to show off their rolls and treasure trail The Ensanity 10-02-2003, 04:42 PM If I were a woman... the first thing ill do is play with myself then hit on a ton of chicks and have chicks fondle my tits HELL, that means nothing will change. Ill just have tits and a cooter...but I do wonder what type of girl would I be? the girly girl, that loves the ladies…Always getting her hair and nails done. Always shopping. And ALWAYS on the damn phone? Or would I be a tom boy/manly lesbo…cut off sleeve shirts, UGLY short hair cut, and fat arms? I don’t know…Im just happy I got a penis I heart my penis. Leather 10-02-2003, 04:46 PM I could masterbate myself with a lot of things...not just a simple jerkoff.... Bzob 10-02-2003, 04:50 PM The first think i would do is buy a mirror Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 04:56 PM And stick it in your *****? I'd be sticking all sorts of things in my cooter... Bzob 10-02-2003, 04:56 PM My luck i would end up with small tits and a big sloppy ***** DragonZero 10-02-2003, 04:58 PM if you were a woman bzob you end looking just like you look now Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 05:05 PM Originally posted by Bzob My luck i would end up with small tits and a big sloppy ***** I've ****ed chicks like that. In fact quite recently actually. |