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The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:12 PM
Nice to see you posting again.

Allison
10-02-2003, 03:24 PM
Go **** Yourself. You're still as much a lame attention-starved moron as ever.

The Ensanity
10-02-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Go **** Yourself. You're still as much a lame attention-starved moron as ever. dayum

Mr. Beelzebub
10-02-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
dayum

Carlao
10-02-2003, 03:28 PM
Ahhhh the love!

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:29 PM
lol, oh damn!! That felt awsome, lol. I haven't had anybody talk to me like that since three ex's ago.. FIESTY!!!! All I was sayin is welcome back to the forums!! DAMNIT!!!

handjobs4dollars
10-02-2003, 03:29 PM
allison is mean

wondermut
10-02-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Go **** Yourself. You're still as much a lame attention-starved moron as ever.


:lovers:

Whoremaster B
10-02-2003, 03:31 PM
thats just her way of warming up.

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 03:31 PM
*wipes tear from eye* You had me at "Go **** yourself"....I.....love you.. :love:

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:33 PM
Most people on here can't talk propper **** to eachother. That's what I missed about Allison, she has skills. I remember a long ass time ago there was a whole thread dedicated to her and me just going off on eachother. Most people can't hang with me, but she did. ****'n look at DragonZero, he gave up in just half a day yesterday. But the Mean Green Iguana Queen just keeps on come'n and doesn't give me a damn break. ****ing love that.

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:34 PM
I have a pet dog

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:37 PM
Alright, she started it.. I'm warmed up now. I made Zero my *****, but now I need a hoe. Allison is my new hoe... anyone that touches my hoe get's a knife in their throat. Anybody who ****s my hoe without first talking to me and setting up a price, get's a knife in their throat. And anybody who tries to pimp my hoe, get's a knife in their throat; cuz she's MY HOE!!!!

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:39 PM
He's a golden lab

Allison
10-02-2003, 03:39 PM
???????



http://www2.kenyon.edu/projects/farmschool/life/hoe.jpg

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
He's a golden lab

I bet he's a good boy...a happy boy....

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:41 PM
***** don't you talk back to your pimp daddy!!! I didn't ask you anything so why you trying to talk to me like you mean anything to this world?

Whoremaster B
10-02-2003, 03:41 PM
Give me that back Pocahontis!

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I bet he's a good boy...a happy boy....

That dog has chews more bone a week then DragonZero on a Saturday night

Mr. Beelzebub
10-02-2003, 03:44 PM
Golden labs are cute and ****, but they can't fight for ****....****, third time is a charm.

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:46 PM
"My Green Ladayyy ova here, she's not one of my best girls, but she has some skills.. that's why it costs a pretty penny. But the second you tap that ass, you'll know exactly where your money went. You pay me, I know you got the money and I know you want that thang.."

::looks over to Green Queen::
"*****!!! Ey *****!! Bend Ova!!!::

"Now see that.. yea I see you smiling. THAT's what I'm talkin 'bout. Alright, now take that lady up to her room and I'll be waiting down here. You know how to do it."

::Walks like a pimp and counts his money::

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Golden labs are cute and ****, but they can't fight for ****....****, third time is a charm.

My dog has been chased off by a beagle, and socttish terrier, and a kitten... not to mention the fact that he's gay with the dog next door. Looking outside to see your dog getting pumped in the ass in one of the most disturbing things you'll see...

Allison
10-02-2003, 03:46 PM
Author Message
Mouse




Registered: Oct 2002
Posts: 3694
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Welcome back cutie.. let's shake the forum up a bit with some drama, get's too slow around here.

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I'm a Priest sweetheart, I don't need to wear a condom.



No, Really. **** Off.

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 03:47 PM
I think almost all agression and survival extincts have been all but bred out of labs. That's why they are good with kids but are useless except to bring you things and as companions. And as far as him gayly humping yout neighbors dog, that's probably learned behavior, kind of like the way pets and owners start to look alike after a while.

Whoremaster B
10-02-2003, 03:48 PM
I watched one rip my friends arm open. Pretty bad too. Theyre just not that good at fighting dogs.

Plus the starp stick training doesnt get them as angry as the rest.

Purity
10-02-2003, 03:48 PM
we really need to build an archives forum...

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Purity
we really need to build an archives forum...

You really need to shut the **** up

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:49 PM
She's such a ***** isn't she? ****ing PMS'ing through her veins 24/7. Exorcist **** right there.

Mr. Beelzebub
10-02-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
My dog has been chased off by a beagle, and socttish terrier, and a kitten... not to mention the fact that he's gay with the dog next door. Looking outside to see your dog getting pumped in the ass in one of the most disturbing things you'll see...

Blast his ass with a 12 gauge shotgun and get a goldfish or something.

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Blast his ass with a 12 gauge shotgun and get a goldfish or something.

No, he's my buddy. He's gettin old though and is almost completely deaf. I think he turns 11 this December.

Bzob
10-02-2003, 03:52 PM
:- l

Whoremaster B
10-02-2003, 03:52 PM
Yeah man! golfishes dont swing that way.

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 03:53 PM
Green Iguana is one of the best posters here. She swoops in like a hawk, owns a couple of people and then leaves us here wallowing in our pitiful company begging for more.

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:53 PM
Sometimes they sit in the porch, and the neighbour's dog LITERALLY has his paw around my dog's back. It's hilarious.

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Green Iguana is one of the best posters here. She swoops in like a hawk, owns a couple of people and then leaves us here wallowing in our pitiful company begging for more.

No she's a stupidhead.

Purity
10-02-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
You really need to shut the **** up

one e-warrior per day please.

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 03:54 PM
I notice she likes the quote I made at the bottom of all my posts, and she added it to her arsenal. Wish the ****ing ***** would put it in quotes though and not claim it as hers!!! Wrote that lil line while I was naked holding a bottle of tequila. No but really, I could become a priest.

On a different note; it’s interesting to me how aggression is confused with pure passion most of the time. Allison and I talk a lot of **** together, but I know if we were alone together in a room that all hell would break out in a lustful and orgasmic battle of both our souls as they merge into one constant emotion.

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Purity
one e-warrior per day please.

One e-shut up please.


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Mr. Beelzebub
10-02-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
No, he's my buddy. He's gettin old though and is almost completely deaf. I think he turns 11 this December.

Sorry to hear that. I still feel like **** everytime I think about my last dog. :(

Allison
10-02-2003, 03:58 PM
That, or I would dry up like the Sahara and start doing women.

Purity
10-02-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
One e-shut up please.


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i'd take it but you've already booked an entire week's worth

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 04:00 PM
Hahahahahahaah!!!! That was funny, had ownaged, and still hot!!! *Allison girl on girl action = WAAY ****ING HOT!!!*

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 04:01 PM
I'd be willing to wonder aimlessly in that dry and boring desert that you call your soul for eternity, my love. If you are as wet as an ocean I would surf you like a crazy-ass druggy surfer, if you become as dry as a desert I would rip through you faster than an arab named Muhatma Muhatma Al Shakir Mahim. I love you *****, you know that.. no go walk out on the streets and make daddy some money.

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Purity
i'd take it but you've already booked an entire week's worth

You're the one with the booked an entire poofeet

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 04:04 PM
Luke, do you offer your dog the courtesy of a reach around? Now that he's gettin' older I think he deserves one you selfish ungivung bastard!!

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Luke, do you offer your dog the courtesy of a reach aound?

Are you referring to the reach below?

Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Are you referring to the reach below?

Yes, you must be a more considerate lover than I thought...

Purity
10-02-2003, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
You're the one with the booked an entire poofeet

welp, ya can't beat that with a bat