Bluecifer
10-02-2003, 02:20 PM
For no reason? On her birthday? To say I'm sorry I gave you crabs? WHAT is the right time?
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View Full Version : When do you give a woman flowers? Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 02:20 PM For no reason? On her birthday? To say I'm sorry I gave you crabs? WHAT is the right time? Bzob 10-02-2003, 02:21 PM "Just because" is the right time. Leather 10-02-2003, 02:22 PM When she doesn't wait it.... Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 02:22 PM But that's the same as no reason.... Tha Playa 10-02-2003, 02:22 PM I give them when I've screwed up. Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 02:23 PM Crabs? Bzob 10-02-2003, 02:24 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Crabs? http://forums.delteria.net/uploads/post-21-1060811842.jpg Leather 10-02-2003, 02:24 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg But that's the same as no reason.... Voilą!! This is the best moment...If it's her B/d she will be waiting for a present...but if it's a normal day the surprisse could be great... Tha Playa 10-02-2003, 02:26 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg Crabs? Uhhh, no. Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 02:27 PM Prime cut, your AV fills my heart with joyous glee everytime I see it...... Tha Playa 10-02-2003, 02:28 PM Mine as well. I actually laugh out loud when I look at his squinched-up face. Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 02:30 PM Tito was a badboy so he got spanked and is crying........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HA!!!!! I just can't say or hear that enough!!!!!!!! Carlao 10-02-2003, 02:47 PM Take her to a sea-food dinner and order crabs for her and say "oops I'm sorry I got you crabs!!!" Then give her the flowers! Purity 10-02-2003, 03:03 PM NEVER on valentines or her b-day. that's just screaming that you don't give a ****. like bzob said, randomly is best. when she's not expecting it. either that or when she's had one of those ****ty days. not just a stressful day but the type of day where you call her up, ask her how she's doing, and she just starts crying. hand delivered flowers, relaxing massage, and soft kisses=happy girl. handjobs4dollars 10-02-2003, 03:22 PM when you get anal. Purity 10-02-2003, 03:32 PM Originally posted by Gman when you get anal. you send people flowers when they give you anal???? :?: LukeDothSucketh 10-02-2003, 03:32 PM Originally posted by Gman when you get anal. YAY handjobs4dollars 10-02-2003, 03:33 PM Originally posted by Purity you send people flowers when they give you anal???? :?: yeah :eek: Leather 10-02-2003, 03:34 PM Originally posted by Gman when you get anal. hahahah..but :nonono: Bluecifer 10-02-2003, 03:34 PM Originally posted by Gman when you get anal. I guess that's the Gman way of saying "THANK YOU FOR ****ING ME IN THE ASS"? LukeDothSucketh 10-02-2003, 03:35 PM Next time I'd like carnations nance 10-02-2003, 07:54 PM Originally posted by Purity NEVER on valentines or her b-day. that's just screaming that you don't give a ****. like bzob said, randomly is best. when she's not expecting it. either that or when she's had one of those ****ty days. not just a stressful day but the type of day where you call her up, ask her how she's doing, and she just starts crying. hand delivered flowers, relaxing massage, and soft kisses=happy girl. Very good Purity, you and Bzob are so right. Randomly, for no reason are the best reasons in the world.....I order my hubby NOT to buy me flowers on Valentine's Day....I used to deliver flowers for a couple of florists....I know how much they cost. I like receiving flowers for no reason. My hubby did that just recently and it was totally unexpected. Kept me happy for days. :) momita 10-02-2003, 08:20 PM I don't like florist shop flowers, the ones that grow wild are the most beautiful......... especially after rain. ArjukanpoKarate 10-03-2003, 10:55 PM The mom's are right. :) Hey I wouldn't recommend after fighting be the only time you give flowers, say you do bring her flowers for no reason she will think you messed up, and be wondering hmm what did he do?.... Could get messy. The Jake 10-03-2003, 10:57 PM This thread rules. I'm still laughing at Tito's face and the idea of giving flowers after anal. Hahahahaha Curly Howard 10-03-2003, 11:24 PM I like chocolates better Magic Man 10-04-2003, 12:07 AM so gman, you never send flowers? cheap canadian bastard. handjobs4dollars 10-04-2003, 12:32 AM It's too cold for flowers now in canada. DragonZero 10-04-2003, 12:36 AM well plant your tulips on my knob handjobs4dollars 10-04-2003, 12:43 AM yeah you've never seen a shower in your life. It could work. P.S. shower and the rest of the smack addicts giving hand jobs in the alley will be your friend. Crystalline Dream 10-04-2003, 03:19 AM Originally posted by Blue Dawg I guess that's the Gman way of saying "THANK YOU FOR ****ING ME IN THE ASS"? hahahahahhaahahahahaha You made me laugh so ****ing hard. Tammy 10-04-2003, 02:08 PM I only got flowers three times in my lifetime, minus proms and stuff. I don't particularly care. Sometimes they are awesome, sometimes I stare blankly at them and not knowing the purpose of them. Fallout 10-04-2003, 05:26 PM Originally posted by Tammy I only got flowers three times in my lifetime, minus proms and stuff. I don't particularly care. Sometimes they are awesome, sometimes I stare blankly at them and not knowing the purpose of them. they want anal Kempo Chris 10-05-2003, 02:11 AM Originally posted by Bzob "Just because" is the right time. best answer Kato 10-06-2003, 08:17 AM What purity and bzob said. I love when bzob comes home with flowers for no reason. The one time he got me roses was because I was sick as a dog and he brought them with wonton soup. He came out of his way to deliver them I could've kissed him forever. GMAN you can't find your own dick without help how about you give yourself flowers on the days you spank the monkey Kempo Chris 10-06-2003, 08:22 AM Bzob is such a sweetheart Bzob 10-06-2003, 08:23 AM Katowned Better Gman than me handjobs4dollars 10-06-2003, 12:03 PM Originally posted by Kato GMAN you can't find your own dick without help how about you give yourself flowers on the days you spank the monkey I can't afford to buy flowers three times a day. Kato 10-06-2003, 02:15 PM Originally posted by Gman I can't afford to buy flowers three times a day. dandillions are pretty! ;) Bzob 10-06-2003, 02:19 PM so is crab grass handjobs4dollars 10-06-2003, 02:44 PM Bzob slept with 5 woman in L.A. Kato. I saw him. You should kick his ass. Kato 10-06-2003, 02:47 PM :Kato sharpens all knifes: Nuno 10-06-2003, 02:50 PM Originally posted by Kato :Kato sharpens all knifes: Funny this is....I don't think she's joking.... |