Had a ****ing dirty great **** and just had to keep wiping. I used a whole **** roll in one sitting and completely blocked the toilet. Thought it was never gonna end.

I flushed and blocked the ****ing toilet and flooded the place. Anyone got a plunger?

get Kim & Aggie on the case son

I'm a plumber, plungers don't work mate, just get yer hand down there and give it a shove.

Grip that ****, son.