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Tanner Rhoden
10-02-2003, 11:32 AM
http://sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/headlines/images/20031002/20031002-00000014-spnavi-spo-view-000.jpg

VulgarTheClown
10-02-2003, 11:33 AM
thats some strange ****

VulgarTheClown
10-02-2003, 11:34 AM
does Ryan not have a black belt?

Tanner Rhoden
10-02-2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
does Ryan not have a black belt?

He's the only one not wearing a gi top.

handjobs4dollars
10-02-2003, 11:38 AM
All hell broke lose when only one donut was left.

Bzob
10-02-2003, 11:41 AM
Chorus(2x): Luke
FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO ****!
(repeated by the rest of the Crew)

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
I'm lookin' for a ***** to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I **** all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
>From the things I do when I'm ****in'
And when I'm tired, the *****es are suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke's in front and I'm behind
Just ridin' you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin' me horny
Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'
And when I cum, you'll hear me roar
I'll treat any ***** like a whore
'Cause it's the way I like to ****
It's face down and ass up!

Chorus

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to ****
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm *****in'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick mother****er
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your *****, go up and down
I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out
I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out
So when you're naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
'Cause a ***** like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

Chorus

Verse 3: Luke
OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
"***** ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"
(they all repeat)
Say "***** ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"
(they all repeat)
OK ladies, I got one for y'all!
Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"
(the ladies repeat)
All the ladies lemme hear you say
"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or **** it or leave it alone!"
(the ladies repeat)

The Ensanity
10-02-2003, 11:57 AM
Ive always imagined a all gracie royal rumble to look like this

handjobs4dollars
10-02-2003, 11:58 AM
Gracie train 2000

Leather
10-02-2003, 12:40 PM
The brutal Sodomy-choke....

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 12:49 PM
Look at those stupid ****s with the impropper choke hold. There's three of them that are pretending to choke the other one out, by only the single grip of their hands. ...This kind of choke will hurt, and you'll tap if you're a *****, but the only choke that's going to work is the proven one where you grab the bend of your arm with one hand, then attatch the other hand behind the victims head. They're supposed to be good? **** them, ******s.. they don't even have good form.

handjobs4dollars
10-02-2003, 01:22 PM
Yeah you should grab the bi-cep of your arm. Oh well gracies suck anyways

The Ensanity
10-02-2003, 01:34 PM
That grip works if you pull your wrist into the throat and pop your chest out...It just looks ****ty and shouldnt be the way you try to do it, but it works

The Mouse
10-02-2003, 01:37 PM
It leaves your fingers exposed to get broken by your opponent, and it's not the tightest hold you can do thus it's not guaranteed- and why the **** would you go half-ass on a choke grip in a fight when you can just do a completely different hold that's more guaranteed? Bottom line, it's ****.

Bzob
10-02-2003, 01:40 PM
"Some people call it amtrak some peopel call it train"

Carlao
10-02-2003, 02:17 PM
Gracie Train 2000

Gman got it!!!!

Whoremaster B
10-02-2003, 03:56 PM
Back off ladies!!! no women gets in between this team!

handjobs4dollars
10-02-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
http://sportsnavi.yahoo.co.jp/headlines/images/20031002/20031002-00000014-spnavi-spo-view-000.jpg

Is that a gun or is somebody really happy to do brazilian jiu-jitsu.

Bzob
10-02-2003, 03:58 PM
That was what Creed and Gman were saying in Cali

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 03:59 PM
"There's a dick in my ass"

handjobs4dollars
10-02-2003, 03:59 PM
Dammit why did I wear the blue gi? It's going to stain.

DragonZero
10-02-2003, 04:02 PM
it's the sooooooul train!!!!!!!!!

LukeDothSucketh
10-02-2003, 04:07 PM
"Tanner's package is sweaty"

realkaps
10-02-2003, 08:24 PM
What the **** are you talking about Matt? They're posing for a picture, they aint really trying to choke eachother out.......