Mine is a posh english bloke and he say's : Excuse me Sir, but I'm afraid someone is endeavouring to contact you telephonically, shall I tell them to **** Off!

Get some looks with with it, especially if I'm eating out in a nice restaurant.

The Stranglers - Peaches

Never Too Much - Luther Vandross... ****ing Tune!

my 5 year old son signing spider pig from homer in the simsons movie.

der der der der, der der der der, der der der... der... der.

Showdown-ELO

Never Too Much - Luther Vandross... ****ing Tune!

Hahahaha!!

What a tune!

Mine's 2pac - How do you want it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KWYwczHEw

Green day- Boulevard of Broken Dreams!

RUN DMC - It's like that

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop

I've got the 24 ringtone and the cunt has got right into me head now. I've actually started to hear the ****er even when it's not ringing. I pick up me phone and belatedly realise that there is actually no-one trying to reach me on the blower and that the ****ing ringtone is just in me bastard head.

It's a right cunt, I tell thee.

Bob Marley - One Love

I take it i'm the only cunt that has the decency to have their phone on vibrate?.

I take it i'm the only cunt that has the decency to have their phone on vibrate?.

You're probably also the only cunt to keep your phone in your rear love tunnel.

I can see why you've got your phone on vibrate. It all fits together now.

I'm like a detective so I am, putting all these clues together and uncovering the truth. Just like Columbo or Bergerac or one of those tarts.

I take it i'm the only cunt that has the decency to have their phone on vibrate?.

I ALWAYS have my phone on silent. it does my ****ing head in when it goes off none stop.

I have it on vibrate if I'm in the office, otherwise I put the tone on.

Anyway, mine used to be Everybody Nose - N*E*R*D, now it's Ready To Move by The Thirst.

Ready To Move - The thirst- youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNePnOS6Fo)

Eye of the Tiger.

I ALWAYS have my phone on silent. it does my ****ing head in when it goes off none stop.

If you wern't such a sexy bastard
No ****er would ring you
And I wouldn't send pictures of my ****.

If you wern't such a sexy bastard
No ****er would ring you
And I wouldn't send pictures of my ****.

You're gonna have to stop. I've had to get a new memory card for my phone i've got that many now.

Boy, I just tore up the hip hop forum
Hear me now

I'm white
Out of sight
I'll use my brain, not my might
I don't have knives
I don't own guns
But I'm partial to some love, up the bum

at the moment i have bloc party - flux as my ringtone, not a bad tune.

Mine changes weekly. I had the Kenan and Kel theme tune a couple days ago, but changed it to Heat Is On by Glenn Frey. Yes, Beverley Hills cop kicks ass my friends.

You're probably also the only cunt to keep your phone in your rear love tunnel.

I can see why you've got your phone on vibrate. It all fits together now.

I'm like a detective so I am, putting all these clues together and uncovering the truth. Just like Columbo or Bergerac or one of those tarts.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. These "features" come in more than handy when you can't get no real bumfun hoffee.

Mobb Deep- Shook ones ptii

I'm a propa wigga! :fing26:

Boy, I just tore up the hip hop forum
Hear me now

You get love from me.Thats some deep **** man!

It's 'you really got me' by the kinks.

Hahahaha!!

What a tune!

Mine's 2pac - How do you want it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KWYwczHEw

LOL. That's been my ringtone for more than a year now. I thought I was the only one :love:

Mobb Deep- Shook ones ptii

I'm a propa wigga! :fing26:

Ahhhh the memories

Ahhhh the memories

...Cos aint no such things as halfway crooks....

...Cos aint no such things as halfway crooks....

Scared to death, scared to look, they shook.

i leave my phone on vibrate

Jay-Z - Big Pimpin!!!!