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HockeyFighter 10-02-2003, 12:28 AM Anyone had any good ones lately? I took a few yesterday. Popped something on my ass. Had some blood on the toilet paper. I think I wipe too hard.
Also. Do you look at the TP after each wipe to see how much you are getting off or just after every few. I usually look after each one.
Each one. Cleanliness is next to godliness or whatever. Won't catch me with any dingleberries anytime soon.
dead__last 10-02-2003, 12:30 AM I've got a turtle head poking out and it doesn't want to go back in there, but i'm too lazy to do anything about it. It feels weird. It goes away and comes back to check if the coast is clear to come out.
realkaps 10-02-2003, 12:31 AM Everytime, wipe till there is no more brown on my **** ticket......
realkaps 10-02-2003, 12:31 AM Real classy girlfriend you got their hockeyfighter.....
HockeyFighter 10-02-2003, 12:33 AM Originally posted by kaps
Real classy girlfriend you got their hockeyfighter.....
Don't you just love her.
Curly Howard 10-02-2003, 12:34 AM Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Don't you just love her.
May I?
dead__last 10-02-2003, 12:34 AM My poop wants to come out but i can tell its gonna be a pusher and make my face go red, i just don't have the energy for this poop.
Curly Howard 10-02-2003, 12:34 AM stop looking at my boobies
DragonZero 10-02-2003, 12:35 AM i ate some chinese food tonight so i'm sure i'll be having a nice poop story soon
HockeyFighter 10-02-2003, 12:39 AM Originally posted by Curly Howard
May I?
You want to die old man?
Curly Howard 10-02-2003, 12:40 AM not right now
HockeyFighter 10-02-2003, 12:42 AM Ok....how about in 60 years?
DragonZero 10-02-2003, 12:43 AM no make it quicker don't tease the rest of the world like that
dead__last 10-02-2003, 12:46 AM i like your boobies, the pink goes well with your eyes
Curly Howard 10-02-2003, 12:47 AM awww shucks
momita 10-02-2003, 12:58 AM How do blind people "know" when they are clean??? And don't tell me they use Braile tp.........
Curly Howard 10-02-2003, 01:09 AM scratch and sniff????
momita 10-02-2003, 01:14 AM that is just nasty, plain nasty.......... "scratch & sniff".......
BAWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
DragonZero 10-02-2003, 01:18 AM a beer fart scratch n sniff
Fallout 10-02-2003, 01:24 AM Originally posted by dead__last
i like your boobies, the pink goes well with your eyes
she is a smooth talker, I'll give her that
DragonZero 10-02-2003, 01:26 AM hahahahahahaaa
Fallout 10-02-2003, 01:42 AM Originally posted by dead__last
I've got a turtle head poking out and it doesn't want to go back in there, but i'm too lazy to do anything about it. It feels weird. It goes away and comes back to check if the coast is clear to come out.
Do you have a sister?
DragonZero 10-02-2003, 01:43 AM ooo i just farted i'm prairie doggin it
HockeyFighter 10-02-2003, 11:36 AM Originally posted by Creed
Do you have a sister?
No, but she does have a 19 your old brother is that helps ya.
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