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HockeyFighter
10-02-2003, 12:28 AM
Anyone had any good ones lately? I took a few yesterday. Popped something on my ass. Had some blood on the toilet paper. I think I wipe too hard.

Also. Do you look at the TP after each wipe to see how much you are getting off or just after every few. I usually look after each one.

Zen
10-02-2003, 12:30 AM
Each one. Cleanliness is next to godliness or whatever. Won't catch me with any dingleberries anytime soon.

dead__last
10-02-2003, 12:30 AM
I've got a turtle head poking out and it doesn't want to go back in there, but i'm too lazy to do anything about it. It feels weird. It goes away and comes back to check if the coast is clear to come out.

realkaps
10-02-2003, 12:31 AM
Everytime, wipe till there is no more brown on my **** ticket......

realkaps
10-02-2003, 12:31 AM
Real classy girlfriend you got their hockeyfighter.....

HockeyFighter
10-02-2003, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by kaps
Real classy girlfriend you got their hockeyfighter.....
Don't you just love her.

Curly Howard
10-02-2003, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Don't you just love her.

May I?

dead__last
10-02-2003, 12:34 AM
My poop wants to come out but i can tell its gonna be a pusher and make my face go red, i just don't have the energy for this poop.

Curly Howard
10-02-2003, 12:34 AM
stop looking at my boobies

DragonZero
10-02-2003, 12:35 AM
i ate some chinese food tonight so i'm sure i'll be having a nice poop story soon

HockeyFighter
10-02-2003, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
May I?
You want to die old man?

Curly Howard
10-02-2003, 12:40 AM
not right now

HockeyFighter
10-02-2003, 12:42 AM
Ok....how about in 60 years?

DragonZero
10-02-2003, 12:43 AM
no make it quicker don't tease the rest of the world like that

dead__last
10-02-2003, 12:46 AM
i like your boobies, the pink goes well with your eyes

Curly Howard
10-02-2003, 12:47 AM
awww shucks

momita
10-02-2003, 12:58 AM
How do blind people "know" when they are clean??? And don't tell me they use Braile tp.........

Curly Howard
10-02-2003, 01:09 AM
scratch and sniff????

momita
10-02-2003, 01:14 AM
that is just nasty, plain nasty.......... "scratch & sniff".......


BAWAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

DragonZero
10-02-2003, 01:18 AM
a beer fart scratch n sniff

Fallout
10-02-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by dead__last
i like your boobies, the pink goes well with your eyes

she is a smooth talker, I'll give her that

DragonZero
10-02-2003, 01:26 AM
hahahahahahaaa

Fallout
10-02-2003, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by dead__last
I've got a turtle head poking out and it doesn't want to go back in there, but i'm too lazy to do anything about it. It feels weird. It goes away and comes back to check if the coast is clear to come out.

Do you have a sister?

DragonZero
10-02-2003, 01:43 AM
ooo i just farted i'm prairie doggin it

HockeyFighter
10-02-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Creed
Do you have a sister?
No, but she does have a 19 your old brother is that helps ya.