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Bluecifer
10-01-2003, 04:49 PM
I heard this from a very reliable source, but I'm not sure if it's true or not. I heard that when Bzob was 15 he was pimped out by a ruthless peddler of mangina. I heard he was homeless and addicted to crack and maddog 20/20 and would give hand/blow jobs in dumpsters just for a hit or sip of the ****. Luckily,(from what my sources tell me) he was turned out but only for a few years and almost completely quit the sausage when he turned 27. Can anyone confirm this? If true, I would like to congratulate Bzob on turning his life around and switching to cooter......YAY BZOB!!!! YOU ARE THE MAN AND INSPIRATION TO US ALL(especially vulgar).
Bzob
10-01-2003, 04:50 PM
It was Wild Irish Rose...Not Mad Dog 20/20
DragonZero
10-01-2003, 04:51 PM
ahhaahhahahaha someone please confirm this
lightweight
10-01-2003, 04:52 PM
You don't deny the ****?
Bzob
10-01-2003, 04:53 PM
Have you guys been talking to Mzom again?
Curly Howard
10-01-2003, 04:54 PM
http://www.ehowa.com/picture/smallsplinter.jpg
Bzob
10-01-2003, 04:57 PM
My life does not seem so bad now, thank you Curly
Bluecifer
10-01-2003, 04:58 PM
HOLY IMPALED BATMAN!!!
Bluecifer
10-01-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Have you guys been talking to Mzom again?

No I was just checking out this Mag with maad gay ****(I was doing research) and found a pic of a young Bzob with 4 penises in him all at once.
Bzob
10-01-2003, 05:01 PM
only 4? I must have been young in that pic
Curly Howard
10-01-2003, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
No I was just checking out this Mag with maad gay ****(I was doing research) .

Riiiiight
Leather
10-01-2003, 05:02 PM
Another nice pic from Master Curly....

mmmmm...Bzob and a secret past...we want to know more!!!...
Bluecifer
10-01-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
only 4? I must have been young in that pic

You looked VERY young, your mullet was nice and thick back than.....
lightweight
10-01-2003, 05:03 PM
What's your record Bzob?
Leather
10-01-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
You looked VERY young, your mullet was nice and thick back than.....

hahahaha....
His mullet is a legend in the gay underground...
DragonZero
10-01-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
http://www.ehowa.com/picture/smallsplinter.jpg




god damn that looks painful
Bluecifer
10-01-2003, 05:07 PM
That mullet + leather chaps+ no undewear= the legend that was known as "Bzob the grandmaster polisher of knob" .
Bzob
10-02-2003, 08:28 AM
Originally posted by lightweight
What's your record Bzob?

36



My mullet kicks ass